Nestling Posted May 29, 2010 Author Share Posted May 29, 2010 Well I'm glad I've made so many people happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaire Koschuken Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Try migraine headache without fapping. You'll die. It's the one thing other than vomit and sleep that might make you feel better. There's drugs too, but...they're.....meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 If you are a man, then it is biologically impossible to never ejaculate in some way shape or form during the course of your life. When men do not ejaculate, seamen builds up in their prostate and as a result they have wet dreams. This can also cause pain when you ejaculate and cause you to go to the bathroom more frequently. If you are a man, then it is healthy for you to masturbate 2-3 times a week. This times 9001. By the way, thats over nine thousand. You do it in your sleep, even if you don't have dreams that would arouse you at all. It's quite odd. o.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 .....what is this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 ITT: People who don't masturbate. Shun! Shun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Well my dad doesn't masturbate and he's not dead yet I mean he's a bit gay but nothing intensely wrong. Did you ever consider he might have masturbated BEFORE YOU WERE BORN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Did you ever consider he might have masturbated BEFORE YOU WERE BORN Did you ever consider that none of us wanted to think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I cannot grasp the true form of this topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 This is FftF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 (edited) I cannot grasp the true form of this topic... Because if you did, Nestling will have been forced into breaking his promise. Busting it, even. Edited May 30, 2010 by Xeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Because if you did, Nestling will have been forced into breaking his promise. Busting it, even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Nestling makes the best topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 I went to a stable today because my parents made me go horseback riding. I walked in. A horse's penis was hanging right out. I turned around. An even larger horse penis. I looked away. The horse freaking pissed so I knew it had a penis. Then like 3 horses took a crap and one lost its boner. Then we went on a trail and my leader's horse's penis was just flopping around. The sad thing was I got pretty damn hard from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 O________________________O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I went to a stable today because my parents made me go horseback riding. I walked in. A horse's penis was hanging right out. I turned around. An even larger horse penis. I looked away. The horse freaking pissed so I knew it had a penis. Then like 3 horses took a crap and one lost its boner. Then we went on a trail and my leader's horse's penis was just flopping around. The sad thing was I got pretty damn hard from that. Um Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Go play Disgaea 1. You can get all the masssive Horse Wieners you could ever wish for (It's actually a very good relic for when you can get it!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Um I agree, he's a prodigy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap All you fruits need to fap more. Except Nestling, he is CHALLENGING HIMSELF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I went to a stable today because my parents made me go horseback riding. I walked in. A horse's penis was hanging right out. I turned around. An even larger horse penis. I looked away. The horse freaking pissed so I knew it had a penis. Then like 3 horses took a crap and one lost its boner. Then we went on a trail and my leader's horse's penis was just flopping around. The sad thing was I got pretty damn hard from that. So ... did you like ... start jacking off in a corner or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 (edited) Go play Disgaea 1. You can get all the masssive Horse Wieners you could ever wish for (It's actually a very good relic for when you can get it!) I love how out of the body of a great warrior, the brain of a prodigal sorcerer, and...a horse dick, it's the last one Laharl fears most. My thief ate it before h- My thief bi- My thief died before he could get to it, though. EDIT: Kinda fitting this is the 69th reply, eh? And that first sentence was accidental, I swear! Edited May 30, 2010 by Trompe le Monde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 Last Night: "Oh yes Lucario, bang that crap. Oh yeah it's a good thing I'm not masturbating to this that'd cause a giant orga- *ejaculates*...shit." SO DO I LOSE BECAUSE I WASN'T MASTURBATING I JUST EJACULATED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Last Night: "Oh yes Lucario, bang that crap. Oh yeah it's a good thing I'm not masturbating to this that'd cause a giant orga- *ejaculates*...shit." SO DO I LOSE BECAUSE I WASN'T MASTURBATING I JUST EJACULATED. Apropos baffled questioning statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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