Mousefire Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gheb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 HOLY SHI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Wikipedia is just trolling now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Here's the entire article if it gets deleted. Sir Gheberti of Grado (also known as Gebu) was a well-respected and cunning general of the Grado Armed Forces during the Magvel War. He became infamous for his gigantic phallus and insatiable lust for defenseless women and men alike. Contents [hide] 1 Early life 2 The Rigwald Affair 3 "Forgotten Love" 4 Return of Gheb 5 The Tale of Mystery and Danger Early life Gheb was born Gheberti di Bonar in the fortress Rigwald. His mother and father were killed by bandits, and Gheberti swore to avenge their deaths. He trained as a Knight under Duessel, a legendary Grado general with equally legendary facial hair. He soon joined the Grado Armed Forces at age 24. At age 27, his squadron fell under attack by unknown assailants, and Gheberti was captured. His captor was none only than Dr. Phanklestein, PhD, the developer of sinister serums and the like. He was subjected to painful experiments and tests, and he was finally chosen to be the guinea pig for Dr. Phanklestein, PhD's new concoction; the Boner Serum, which he hoped would improve his failing sexual experiences with his wife. However, the Boner Serum Gheberti was injected with was too perfect, as it transformed him into a massive sex god. Now known as Gheb, he sodomized Dr. Phanklestein, PhD, and fled the lab to rejoin the Grado Armed Forces. The Rigwald Affair After returning to the army, Gheb was assigned to the immensely honorable position of defending his birthplace, Fort Rigwald. No enemy forces breached the castle while he defended it, earning him the title of "Glorious Defender of Grado". However, his luck soon turned sour when a princess of Lunais, Eirika, and her incestuous lover Ephraim attacked. His recent victory had granted him a beautiful prisoner by the name of Tana. Gheb, consumed temporarily by lust, neglected the defense of the castle and was defeated after a arduous battle. In honor of his brave sacrifice, King Vigarde I of Grado constructed the Statue of Gheberty in memorial of the fallen warrior. "Forgotten Love" A few months after the fall of Rigwald, Prince Lyon of Grado, Gheb's secret lover, entered the fortress to pay his respects to Gheb. With a kiss, however, he managed to bring the dead warrior back to life, and Lyon proceeded to perform fellatio for Gheb. However, Gheb's massive orgasm accidentally caused Lyon's head to explode, which led Gheb to utter his famous last words, "Shit I have to stop doing that", as he laid back down and died again. Return of Gheb Gheb rose once again from the dead in 827, after his High Libido restarted his metabolic processes. He began the so-called "Age of Rape"; a period of mass rapings perpetrated by Gheb. His lucky victims included: Lyndis I of Lycia Florina of Ostia Jill Fizzart Ike the Inadequate (he was unable to fulfill Gheb and was later killed) Volug the Laguz Sigrun of Begnion (unconfirmed) Lucia of Crimea (scholars debate whether this was actually rape or voluntary sex) During this time period he allegedly gained the ability to fly and teleport, though these events are unconfirmed. The Tale of Mystery and Danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Haha. Wow. Never doubt the awesomeness that is the FE fanbase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Amazing job lad. Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Haha. Wow. Never doubt the awesomeness that is the GHEB fanbase. Because most of the FE fanbases is delusional shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 What can I say? That is absolutely hilarious. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Not Gheb He was mean to Tana. Reason enough to put him down. Other than that, funny article, though it's sad that these things actually last for so long before getting deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 It's funny, but it shows just how... well... for lack of a better word, 'retarded' the fanbase can be at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Here's the entire article if it gets deleted. Sir Gheberti of Grado (also known as Gebu) was a well-respected and cunning general of the Grado Armed Forces during the Magvel War. He became infamous for his gigantic phallus and insatiable lust for defenseless women and men alike. Contents [hide] 1 Early life 2 The Rigwald Affair 3 "Forgotten Love" 4 Return of Gheb 5 The Tale of Mystery and Danger Early life Gheb was born Gheberti di Bonar in the fortress Rigwald. His mother and father were killed by bandits, and Gheberti swore to avenge their deaths. He trained as a Knight under Duessel, a legendary Grado general with equally legendary facial hair. He soon joined the Grado Armed Forces at age 24. At age 27, his squadron fell under attack by unknown assailants, and Gheberti was captured. His captor was none only than Dr. Phanklestein, PhD, the developer of sinister serums and the like. He was subjected to painful experiments and tests, and he was finally chosen to be the guinea pig for Dr. Phanklestein, PhD's new concoction; the Boner Serum, which he hoped would improve his failing sexual experiences with his wife. However, the Boner Serum Gheberti was injected with was too perfect, as it transformed him into a massive sex god. Now known as Gheb, he sodomized Dr. Phanklestein, PhD, and fled the lab to rejoin the Grado Armed Forces. The Rigwald Affair After returning to the army, Gheb was assigned to the immensely honorable position of defending his birthplace, Fort Rigwald. No enemy forces breached the castle while he defended it, earning him the title of "Glorious Defender of Grado". However, his luck soon turned sour when a princess of Lunais, Eirika, and her incestuous lover Ephraim attacked. His recent victory had granted him a beautiful prisoner by the name of Tana. Gheb, consumed temporarily by lust, neglected the defense of the castle and was defeated after a arduous battle. In honor of his brave sacrifice, King Vigarde I of Grado constructed the Statue of Gheberty in memorial of the fallen warrior. "Forgotten Love" A few months after the fall of Rigwald, Prince Lyon of Grado, Gheb's secret lover, entered the fortress to pay his respects to Gheb. With a kiss, however, he managed to bring the dead warrior back to life, and Lyon proceeded to perform fellatio for Gheb. However, Gheb's massive orgasm accidentally caused Lyon's head to explode, which led Gheb to utter his famous last words, "Shit I have to stop doing that", as he laid back down and died again. Return of Gheb Gheb rose once again from the dead in 827, after his High Libido restarted his metabolic processes. He began the so-called "Age of Rape"; a period of mass rapings perpetrated by Gheb. His lucky victims included: Lyndis I of Lycia Florina of Ostia Jill Fizzart Ike the Inadequate (he was unable to fulfill Gheb and was later killed) Volug the Laguz Sigrun of Begnion (unconfirmed) Lucia of Crimea (scholars debate whether this was actually rape or voluntary sex) During this time period he allegedly gained the ability to fly and teleport, though these events are unconfirmed. The Tale of Mystery and Danger I'll do you one better. The article in image form: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 No PNG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 No PNG? Hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 That was a PNG, what. Certainly doesn't look like one. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 It's sad that these things actually last for so long before getting deleted. My friend once sent me a link to an actual pr0n viodeo Youtube, funny thing is, it was there for like, a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 I like how he's a member of XXX Corps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 (edited) Is there any good reason that this page has been protected for a full year now? —Preceding unsigned comment added by ItemsonBM (talk • contribs) 14:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC) Lol. Edited May 30, 2010 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 That was a PNG, what. Certainly doesn't look like one. >_> Any picture I make in Photoshop I make a .png, unless it has some specific purpose the filetype can't fill. Which is pretty rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 For sprites I use gif or png, preferably png for perfect quality retention, but for some reason png files are gigantic so I generally end up making most sprites as gifs. That definitely looks like the side effect of a jpg conversion, Esau. How'd it get softened/pixelated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Buh-- wha-- this--- buh-- WHAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 For sprites I use gif or png, preferably png for perfect quality retention, but for some reason png files are gigantic so I generally end up making most sprites as gifs. That definitely looks like the side effect of a jpg conversion, Esau. How'd it get softened/pixelated? Because I made it by combining two images I copy-pasted into MS Paint and saved. >__> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruitloop Multipuck Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 (edited) You guys should read the sources on which this article is based. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/984332/FalgarnTheMagnificent Start from the bottom one, if you couldn't tell. Edited May 30, 2010 by Fruitloop Multipuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Because I made it by combining two images I copy-pasted into MS Paint and saved. >__> Hahahahahah! XD Try this instead... Take screenshot Paste into new image ... or paste as new image Save as png You're not a spriter from what I can tell so I guess your method is inconsequential beyond "why is it blurry" comments <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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