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Grant the wish above and have it go horribly corrupt.


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Granted, complete with tons of badly written fanfics that include more Mary Sues and Marty Stus than a website should ever have, Cecil x everything with a heartbeat (including himself), lots and lots of naked Golbez, and all the other goodies VII has attached to it.

I wish Kuja would beat up Sephiroth.

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Wish granted... Now Karel, Lucia, Lakche and every swordmaster is hellbent on killing you!

Damn... I wish I could pull a triangle attack with Kieran and Geoffrey... (WAT? XD)

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Granted, but you have a really low strength growth to pull out a murdering blow.

It doesn't matter if they're after me, I'll take them on while having a healer pretty close to me.

I wish I could master the Great Aether.

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Granted. You get my tests instead, which involve things like needles and contrast fluid.

I wish I could find inspiration for the next Lemmings chapter (that isn't totally offensive).

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Granted, but you don't have much control over your power and accidently kill everyone on Earth. (Unless you're one of those people who wish they had the whole world to themselves.)

I wish that the next Fire Emblem game would be on Wii and feature a female dark mage as the lord.

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I wish Pokémon could pull off something more credible in their series.

Granted, but it's now rated M, and is geared towards furries.

I wish my MP3 player would stop spazzing out on me.

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