CT075 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 fear my eliwood fear my mastery over the game's memory the rng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samias Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I find it hilariously sad that even at level 20 with memory abuse RNG gods smiling upon him, Eliwood still didn't cap anything. It's not like his caps are phenominally sky high, unlike Hector and Lyn's extremities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I like to imagine Eliwood saying this with a trollface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 Soon, Heath. Soon. [spoiler=Bartre/Raven B] Yes. He is. ... You aren't Bartre. "Do you... do you want to hug?" Because he's interesting! That's a log. Probably because it's a log. That's moss. That's bark. ... This sums up my reaction to the above. [spoiler=Wil/Dart B] Dart stop he's not the enemy! He's just forgettable! Cue laugh track. He's going to kill you. Dart, master of wordplay. He had to think about it though. But really, it's just too unhealthy and he's trying to stay fit. Are they driving the ship wheel on the front of your pants? Dart has such a colorful range of insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titamon Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 fear my eliwood fear my mastery over the game's memory the rng He is -4 HP, -2 Str, -1 Spd off of his averages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Mate Bob Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Damn this is fun stuff. Just read it all. Favorite joke is probably "Hector is in a hurry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 He is -4 HP, -2 Str, -1 Spd off of his averages ...shut UP IT'S STILL AWESOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted June 17, 2012 Author Share Posted June 17, 2012 [spoiler=Ch. 22 Part 1] Yeah who travels in secret when they don't want people to know where they are? Oh sweet, so I can hate people to death. You know, this would be a time when asking "What?" would actually make sense. Since Ninian isn't making any. But we don't. Are you serious. You fool, you've jinxed everything! Saying that only ensures mistakes will be made! Yeah, because they killed him. You're not very good at this whole revenge thing, are you? Oh, so you're like knights or something. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Heath is well aware that the Black Fang are completely incompetent. I thought you were mercenaries. I don't think that's how knighting works. Well, unless we're in Westeros. And even then only sometimes. "I hate all of you." This is the probably the worst pre-battle conversation in the game. ... what the fuck is "surrender?" Does that mean you die without me using my weapon? Definitely trustworthy and not trying to stab anyone in the back. And yet again we enter a conversation in which one person speaks, and the reply makes no sense. Who are you even working for? I'm sure you're going to be very helpful. What an amazing unit. RIP Rath's Unit Mercenary, the greatest NPC in the game. So much for secret. Aaaand so much for honor and duty. This is proper mercenarying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Rath why did you have to jump tenses like that now I hate you do you see what you've done Rath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 RIP Rath's Unit Mercenary, the greatest NPC in the game. what about wallace pent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 What about Rath's Unit Cavalier? He once killed Eubans in my file. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 what about wallace pent? he said NPC. So I assume he means "unrecruitable allied unit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 [spoiler=Ch. 22 Part 2] Ehhh if he died we'd just restart the chapter. Fuck you, we spent an entire chapter on you crying your eyes out and being inconsolable. Don't give me that shit. "I sat around and did nothing, because that's what good leaders do." FUCK "Should I stop him, or should I join up with him to release dragons back into the world?" Hector, do you even know what the word "ideally" means? But Hector wants to fight the dragons. We're fucked. You literally just asked me this question last chapter and I said no, yet here I am! And what exactly is the Lycian military doing that's so important? No. Oh sweet, that means we get a bunch of Ostian knights, right? Or at least, like, top of the line weaponry? Or a ton of cash? Yes, because we're omniscient. Dammit, Ninian, stop making me look stupid. Minor details. Hey how about gold or knights or weapons? Please? He's just slow rolling us. Fuck it, I'm moving to Ilia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 It updated! Move to Ilia if you want, then complain about the cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 I like the cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I like the cold But do you like it when it's nipping at your nether regions because you're in a miniskirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Paper is in a miniskirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Solution: Don't wear skirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 What. Also, yay update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 At this rate Paper should be done with the LP sometime after the sun supernovas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 so never seeing as the sun will never supernova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 yess update. funny as always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 so never seeing as the sun will never supernova you never know Awesome, you still remember you have a LP. I won't complain because it's still gold. Even if it takes 2 months to finish a single part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 you never know The sun isn't a big enough star to supernova. Anyway, it's good to see that Paperblade hasn't forgotten about this thread, I was beginning to get worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I actually just thought about this thread this morning. BEHOLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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