WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) http://www.theladiesmonthly.com/2010/07/how-to-set-your-gay-daughter-straight/ Also, check out some of the comments. (Satire) Edited December 28, 2010 by WeaponsofMassConstruction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Lolwut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I really want to murder someone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I really want to murder someone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Always nice to read stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) I thought she was trolling, but after the comments, holy shit she's serious? And doing athletics and not liking pink is being butch? WHAT THE FUCK. First thought was right, apparently. Edited December 28, 2010 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 This... I can stomach most anti-gay stuff to a degree, but this... I swear, point 3 had me convinced it was an article for trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Note the spoiler in the OP. I like the author's name, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I hate how streotypical it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 *notes OP Edit* Okay, but it's scary enough that THAT IS A REALISTIC OPINION TO ENCOUNTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 I see Poe's Law in effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Indeed. The irony of the author's pseudonym would be increased if the last name were instead Drist or something to that effect, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You goofballs. If anything the comments made it more obvious she was trolling. Er...he? I don't even know at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You should see some of the author's comments on the thing. Nonsense. Let me knock you off this moral high-horse. Parents change their kids. If they didn’t, you wouldn’t be potty trained. At some point your parents decided that although you would be perfectly content defecating on the floor, it was not in their best interest to accept you for who you were. Gay guys are so cute, and so I am sure it is no surprise to you that I have a lot of experience getting young boys to question their sexuality. Most mothers I know have tried buying alcohol for their boys all-night video game marathons, in the hopes that a little inebriation might lead to some experimentation. Honestly, one approach alone normally doesn’t work. If you have to, try getting them drunk and then walking in on them playing, naked. Then, force them to perform sex acts on each other before you let them play with you. If your son isn’t interested, either get more alcohol or team up with the other moms for maximum effect. It turns a rather boring night of video games into a fun-filled romp for all. Good luck finding a handsome transvestite in Texas (not some Southern Comfort bullshit). You might want to drive down to Tijuana if you’re really looking for a quality market with a lot of selection. Actually “How to Get Your Gay Daughter to Commit Suicide” is an upcoming article for parents who are just tired of her shit and don’t want to deal with it anymore. I like her suicide one. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 IDK. I lol'd when I read the article and then saw the comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You should see her other articles there. Flirting at Family reunions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 That title made me lol before I even read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 .... Lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Notice how she fights against homosexuality and then in that article that Psych gave she says "male or female, we don't discriminate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 No, she only thinks lesbians are wrong. She wants you to make your sons gay. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 No, she only thinks lesbians are wrong. Uh huh, and notice how that was strongly implied to be directed at ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Priceless! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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