Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Haven't you fuckers ever heard of a pick-up line? By the way, that one's actually worked before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Who the hell is turned on by Canadians? Wannabe Frenchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Who the hell is turned on by Canadians? Wannabe Frenchies. Since you've clearly never been with a woman before: 1. Canadians have a much easier chance of picking up European women than Americans. 2. Europeans are generally hotter and better in bed than Americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Since you've clearly never been with a woman before: 1. Canadians have a much easier chance of picking up European women than Americans. 2. Europeans are generally hotter and better in bed than Americans. lol I am European so your potshot fails. I just wanted to troll Life since Life is always trolling me. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 but bizz is immune to you, liiife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Haven't you fuckers ever heard of a pick-up line? By the way, that one's actually worked before. Yes I have. Thus, the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 but bizz is immune to you, liiife. *peeks under the desk* Bizz, you immune to me? *hears a muffled "No"* Thought so. Don't stop, baby. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 8, 2011 Author Share Posted January 8, 2011 Since you've clearly never been with a woman before: 1. Canadians have a much easier chance of picking up European women than Americans. 2. Europeans are generally hotter and better in bed than Americans. You have no idea how many jokes I can crack about my bisexual Canadian friend right now She's lucky, yet she's not into European women like I am. She doesn't use the gift she has. She's actually French Canadian though, most of her family lives in Canada and her grandparents are moving away so she's pretty much all by herself here living with her mother's Italian friend Also I'm not European to begin with ]: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 8, 2011 Author Share Posted January 8, 2011 *peeks under the desk* Bizz, you immune to me? *hears a muffled "No"* Thought so. Don't stop, baby. ;-) Get into the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich, Lifey-boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Also I'm not European to begin with ]: Life = Denied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) Get into the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich, Lifey-boy I need you to finish slurping on my knob if you want one. *waits for Lightning to get butthurt over stealing his gurl* Edited January 8, 2011 by Life Admiral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 >finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 8, 2011 Author Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) I need you to finish slurping on my knob if you want one. The only knob I'm touching right now is on the door walking out on you, bitch I'm still engaged to the Italian language, you know Edited January 8, 2011 by Frivolidad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) I don't know how mafia works...but somebody hang Life. :P The only knob I'm touching right now is on the door walking out on you, bitch Holy shit I'm so in love with you now Edited January 8, 2011 by El Rey León Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 The only knob I'm touching right now is on the door walking out on you, bitch I'm still engaged to the Italian language, you know *gasps* I'm hurt! ... Does this mean no more passionate sex nights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) Vorrei el habitacion dueletti con pensione messi Edited January 8, 2011 by mikethfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 >more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 8, 2011 Author Share Posted January 8, 2011 I don't know how mafia works...but somebody hang Life. :P I think Life's pretty tired of being lynched early already |: *gasps*I'm hurt! ... Does this mean no more passionate sex nights? Make me a sandwich. A very nice sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Make me a sandwich. A very nice sandwich *brings a sandwich back* Did you want... MEAT on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) ... My brother just ate my lunch IRL and then I see this. :/ i blame you Edited January 8, 2011 by Haruhi Suzumiya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 8, 2011 Author Share Posted January 8, 2011 *brings a sandwich back* Did you want... MEAT on it? /vegetarian As much as you can fit in, baby. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) Make me a sandwich. A very nice sandwich This is just asking for a spitroast comment Edited January 8, 2011 by mikethfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 As much as you can fit in, baby. ;D How does 7 inches sound? Yes, my dick is that big. COME AT ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Footlong or GTFO. *shot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Footlong or GTFO. *shot* Mama here likes her well-endowed men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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