Percivalé Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 One of my friends decided to buy me a katana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Hmm. Should I start running for my life now? :P Honestly, that's pretty cool in any case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 is he still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I got a katana for my 16th or 17th birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Hmm. Should I start running for my life now? :P yes is he still alive? maybe I got a katana for my 16th or 17th birthday. Dude, that's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 my condolences, im sure he knew he was gonna die before he gave you that katana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 yes darn. *gets staff* We shall duel now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 All of us swordsmen shall now duel! Draw your blades, everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 *Kills everyone* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 All of us swordsmen shall now duel! Draw your blades, everyone! Blades... Heh. I just use a quarterstaff. Nonetheless, I don't think you should underestimate it either. They say that wooden rods are among the most potent carriers of chi energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) heh, wooden stick that was too easy Edited January 23, 2011 by Train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 heh, wooden stick that was too easy They all say that as they lie paralyzed and lying beaten on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 They all say that as they lie paralyzed and lying beaten on the ground. Except I, for I am the most adept of any swordsman that happens to exist in this land. Except, of course, the great and glorious Nightmare, o proud saint of swordsmanship! May he grace my wretched soul with his presence now, as I lay my blade at his feet; fall to no other man but him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Except I, for I am the most adept of any swordsman that happens to exist in this land. Except, of course, the great and glorious Nightmare, o proud saint of swordsmanship! May he grace my wretched soul with his presence now, as I lay my blade at his feet; fall to no other man but him... Hmm. I sense a keen swiftness in your blade. May I grace your presence in the beautiful dance of battle? The opportunities for meeting a worthy foe are rare and ought be treasured above all else.. *pulls out staff* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Hmm. I sense a keen swiftness in your blade. May I grace your presence in the beautiful dance of battle? The opportunities for meeting a worthy foe are rare and ought be treasured above all else.. *pulls out staff* That... puny stick could take on my swift, unstoppable blade of illusions? You underestimate my resistance to all spiritual energies in battle. Tho' I seem not like much, I would scale the mountains of my slain foes and thus truly display the might of my mind and the skill I possess. Save for the one that has truly bested me in combat, I have not a single loss under my belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Except I, for I am the most adept of any swordsman that happens to exist in this land. Except, of course, the great and glorious Nightmare, o proud saint of swordsmanship! May he grace my wretched soul with his presence now, as I lay my blade at his feet; fall to no other man but him... I am present. You wish to fight? To test your mettle against my might? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) bizz's sword is longer then your stave, fayt Edited January 23, 2011 by Train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You cannot match my sword skills and speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) You cannot match my sword skills and speed! this thread is too easy Edited January 23, 2011 by Train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 That... puny stick could take on my swift, unstoppable blade of illusions? You underestimate my resistance to all spiritual energies in battle. Tho' I seem not like much, I would scale the mountains of my slain foes and thus truly display the might of my mind and the skill I possess. Save for the one that has truly bested me in combat, I have not a single loss under my belt. If you think me an unworthy opponent, then strike me down, yet I believe that you may yet be surprised at what a puny stick is capable. In the hands of an experienced master, the weakest stick is more powerful than anything, and in the hands of an amateur, the sharpest blade is but blunt steel. Do not judge me for my weapon of choice, and let the spiraling of our weapons paint this landscape of battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 I am present. You wish to fight? To test your mettle against my might? O, benevolent master of blades! O, great deity of warfare! How could I hope to possibly stand against you; stand against the greatest of the great? The mightiest of all the lords... the Nightmare of all a fighter's Dream? In battle, you are the gravity of the levity; the brevity of an opponent's shortened life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Place your bets, folks! Who's going to win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I'm wondering if Fayt has read any of the wheel of time books. There's a part in which one of the characters uses a quarterstaff to take down two sword-wielders that are, if not quite masters, already really good with the sword at that time. And later on become two of the best in the books with swords. It's quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I'm wondering if Fayt has read any of the wheel of time books. No. I'd elaborate, but I'm not sure what else to add. Plus, it's FftF, so I can quote posts with only minimal exposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) Quit posting stupid shit How much is it worth? Is it pretty? If it's worth > $50 it's probably better than my best one. I've broken 4 of my 5 bladed weapons...mostly from trying to juggle them. They're sort of fixed except the lightest one, which sucks because that's the one I'd be most willing to hit someone with if I were in a situation where hitting someone was in my best interest. Edited January 23, 2011 by Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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