Aleph Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Your role is retardedly unbelievable, get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 (edited) well, looks like we're screwed now... ##Vote: Obviam edit: bolded Edited March 13, 2011 by Kevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 ##Vote: Obivam No further explanation is required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Bastards ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I have done some confirmation regarding the identity of a certain Obviam. He is indeed Wotjek. GO OTP YOUR LEFT HAND! ##Vote: Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 ##Vote: Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 For serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Well, Obviam's lynch is pretty much assured. In that case, I'm just going to ##Vote: JBCWK. Why, you ask? I dunno, it isn't like one vote will stop Obviam from being lynched, and I don't feel like conforming today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) Okay, I'm going to say bullshit. Because inevitably this will fuck things up or something because you're voting the wrong person because I don't know maybe you get something out of it because oh I don't know anymore I'll shut up. Playing a lot of games with gallis is getting to me isn't it. :| it occurs to me I could have just not posted at all Edited March 14, 2011 by Reinfleche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I doubt there's a Gallis in the game. It's possible, but... I don't even see a huge number of votes for Obivam. Enough, I guess... eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 It's Obviam come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaoz Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 What happened here? I was gone for 3 days now and you guys still didn't get rid of Obivam? I mean seriously, wasn't it even confirmed by an inspector? ##Vote: Obivam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Hey Ether You betrayed me, so it's time to betray you Hey town I am Wojtek, what the fuck are you going to do about it? I'm a fucking tiger and I am winning Standard Mafia Rules 1. [...] Once you are dead you cannot talk to anyone about the game, unless you are mafia and on the same team, in which case you may talk with members of your team[...] See you around~ Edited March 15, 2011 by Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 One moment please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Obviam is struck by a bolt of lightning and dies for breaking rules. He was: Dear Obviam,You are Wojtek. A brown bear, you were found and adopted by members of the Polish army during WWII, and you served under the Polish flag. You like drinking and smoking as well. During a cycle you may reply to your role PM with “Cycle X – Socialize with <user>” You will wander over to <user> and share a drink with him. While he isn't looking you will pick up the crate he put his role PM in, and walk off with it. You are allied with the Pretty Unpleasant Guys. You win if the Pretty Unpleasant Guys eliminate all other factions. Also, this cycle just ended. Edited March 15, 2011 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Wait, does that mean that JBWCK is getting lynched? Can I ask for this phase to be extended so that we can select a new lynch target? I don't really feel that it's right that by rulebreaking 10 minutes before the end of the cycle, all our votes except for Ether's have been completely invalidated (as well as any actions targeting Obviam). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) After Obviam is reduced to a smoking crater, the only valid vote left is for...JBCWK. He is not granted a swift death. It is painful and drawn out. He was: Dear JBCWK,You are Commander Kahn. You monitor the world, looking for people in need of help. When you find one, you dispatch the Elite Beat Agents to motivate them through song and dance. During a cycle you may reply to your role PM with “Cycle X – <user>! Agents are go!” You will send the Elite Beat Agents to <user>, with special instructions. They are to perform so badly that <user> will be unable to complete any actions he was performing this cycle. You cannot target the same player two cycles in a row, or else they will discover the agents are performing badly on purpose. You are allied with the Terrified Locals. You win if the Terrified Locals eliminate all other factions. An explosion goes off, and pieces of Anouleth rain from the sky. He was: Dear Anouleth,You are Macha. You are a middle-aged mother who lives with her son and adopted daughter in the town of Guldove, and do your best to set an example for your children. During a cycle you may reply to your role PM with “Cycle X – From the sounds of it, you just hit puberty <user>!” <user> will be so startled an embarrassed by this outburst that <user> will drop his full role PM, which you will then read. You are allied with the Terrified Locals. You win if the Terrified Locals eliminate all other factions. While Anouleth was busy exploding, Balcerzak was busy being killed by a woman with some sort of energy weapon. He was: Dear Balcerzak,You are Theodore Roosevelt. A former President of the United States, your resume is so long and varied that it cannot be concisely written. If anybody visits you during a cycle, you will beat them with your Big Stick. This won't stop them from performing any actions, but it will let you know who visited you. This will not tell you what any visitors you had were doing either. You are allied with the Terrified Locals. You win if the Terrified Locals eliminate all other factions. Also killed today was Gaius Frakkin' Baltar, who was chased and cornered in an alley by assailents. He was: Dear Gaius Frakkin' Baltar,You are Michael Bay. A film director and producer, you have worked on several high-budget films in the past, and have an affinity for special effects. During a cycle you may reply to your role PM with “Cycle X – Explosions, <user>” You will create magnificent explosions in the area around <user>, who will drop his role PM out of fear, which you will take a look at. You are allied with the Antagonistic Individuals. You win if the Antagonistic Individuals eliminate all other factions. Things are finally quiet now. Cycle 6 begins now. Edited March 15, 2011 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Obviam, you may be filthy scum. But that was masterfully done. I commend you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Oh fuck you ALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I come home a little early, and see this kind of result?! Can someone explain WTF just happened? Slowly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant Dragon Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Can someone explain WTF just happened? Slowly? Obviam got himself modkilled, getting JB lynched. The others died as a result of mafia/vigilante kills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 That. . .that. . .that bastard. I'm finding a better OTP. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) I may be dead... but I must say... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? EDIT: F is far too strong for a person of my standards. Edited March 15, 2011 by 13thshadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 It was so gnarly I can't remember. Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way. I'm an F-18 bro. I have a different constitution. It's about winning. Sorry. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children. Wait, that last one didn't really work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Wow. A Fuck Tiger. Didn't expect to see one here. That was well played, Xeld. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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