Original Alear Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Death will u autograph this banana peel for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 I think I liked it better when you were banned and we could say that this forum had defeated Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 I think I liked it better when you were banned and we could say that this forum had defeated Death. Death is unavoidable and undefeatable. Death comes to us all at some point. Death will touch everyone inappropriately at some point in their lives, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 inappropriately AND THEY WILL PRETEND TO HATE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Death is unavoidable and undefeatable. Death comes to us all at some point. Death will touch everyone inappropriately at some point in their lives, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality. We slowly drove, he knew no haste, And I had put away My labor, and my leisure too, For his civility. We passed the school, where children strove At recess, in the ring; We passed the fields of gazing grain, We passed the setting sun. Or rather, he passed us; The dews grew quivering and chill, For only gossamer my gown, My tippet only tulle. We paused before a house that seemed A swelling of the ground; The roof was scarcely visible, The cornice but a mound. Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each Feels shorter than the day I first surmised the horses' heads Were toward eternity. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Death is unavoidable and undefeatable. Death comes to us all at some point. Death will touch everyone inappropriately at some point in their lives, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. BS, I killed Death as a level 1 Albus in Hard mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 And yet here we are again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality. We slowly drove, he knew no haste, And I had put away My labor, and my leisure too, For his civility. We passed the school, where children strove At recess, in the ring; We passed the fields of gazing grain, We passed the setting sun. Or rather, he passed us; The dews grew quivering and chill, For only gossamer my gown, My tippet only tulle. We paused before a house that seemed A swelling of the ground; The roof was scarcely visible, The cornice but a mound. Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each Feels shorter than the day I first surmised the horses' heads Were toward eternity. Indeed. Can be sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Death why haven't you signed my banana yet. I will be Mark Chapman, you will be John Lennon. Except I will raep u 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Welcome back, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Death why haven't you signed my banana yet. I will be Mark Chapman, you will be John Lennon. Except I will raep u 2. Shut up Jared Leto go get your arm sawed off! tythoughbroimeansisorwutevr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 YOU. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. Welcome back. I am still expecting that monetary payment of twelve thousand dollars to my offshore Swiss bank account that you absolutely made before you were banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Sorry to break it to you but you weren't that good of a lay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Hi Death. Nice hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 It's made of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Shut up before I send you scat porn via PM. Not that I would. I don't want to get banned. Normally bribes are used as an incentive, not as a deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I just said Death died after he was banned xD Welcome back Death =D Hey I'm no child of yours I was here before you were D=< Idk birthwise though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 You're adopted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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