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What 2 weeks in the Israeli army taught me...


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1. Efficiency for turns is bullshit. Crawling 60 meters in 6 hours to ensure that nobody dies to 1HKO bullets is the way to go.

2. This shit is kicking my ass mentally and physically and I love it.

1 1/2 year service, here I come!

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1. Efficiency for turns is bullshit. Crawling 60 meters in 6 hours to ensure that nobody dies to 1HKO bullets is the way to go.

:lol:

Glad you're enjoying it!

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I'm fairly sure that crawl was efficient. Assuming you're playing to keep everyone alive. Still, what a boring stage, that really should have been caught in playtesting.

Anyways... have fun. I know I wouldn't :P.

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go Life go <3

I'LL EARN THAT 10K ON EPICMAFIA, JUST YOU WATCH

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Fuck it.

What two weeks in the Israeli army taught me: a hundred ways to kill an unarmed brown person.

Israelis are also brown, fyi.

I hope you're not being serious with that joke for your own sake.

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Apparently Israelis are murdering bastards.

Apparently.

NOW, GIVE ME 10 BROWN BABIES SO I CAN BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD TONIGHT!

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Apparently Israelis are murdering bastards.

Apparently.

NOW, GIVE ME 10 BROWN BABIES SO I CAN BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD TONIGHT!

Ewww, you're totally doing it wrong!!!

You're supposed to--*shotkilledbanned*

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He looks pretty white to me.

I know! I always thought that Obama was a white man with brown paint on himself but now I'm sure of it!

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Apparently Israelis are murdering bastards.

Apparently.

NOW, GIVE ME 10 BROWN BABIES SO I CAN BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD TONIGHT!

man can you send me one of your trained attack sharks?

also have they taught you black magic yet?

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