Fenrir Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 gogogo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I feel like this is a disguise for an advice thread. I don't do that, sorry. :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Use a well placed pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Are we talking pick up lines or starting a conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 "mommy and daddy let me take showers with them when i'm a good boy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 You don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) i might as well asked on /b/...they'd have been just as helpful Edited April 25, 2011 by Fenrir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 wanna? make babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Whatever you do, don't fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i might as well asked on /b/...they'd have been just as helpful Actually /adv/ is that way >>> /b/ would give you FUNNY pick-up lines to say, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Ignore because she's just not interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Just try and make conversation, you know something like "You may be wondering why I'm not wearing any underwear" or "Have you ever noticed that scrambled eggs taste like spunk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Nobody sits behind me in class because I sit in the back row, bitches. At least, in one class of three. Nobody attends the other one and the chicks behind me in the third ...hm. Yeah, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Same situation as Integ, except there's 0 girls because all-boys >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Can I smell your c*nt? No? It must be your feet then Or you could take some advice from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s-_Oo1w-QM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Johnny! Face the front! If I catch you doing that again it's straight to the principal's office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) "We're all a little socially challenged?" FUCK YOU! SOCIETY IS SEVERiANALLY CHALLENGED!!!!!! "mommy and daddy let me take showers with them when i'm a good boy" "mommy and daddy make me take showers with them when i'm a bad boy" Edited April 25, 2011 by MaundyThursdayBot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 I sit in the back row, bitches. me too, but assigned seating ruins it all D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Hey there, just so you know, I date people who are nice, interesting and that I get along with, so GTFO. Thanks!" I think this should work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Has anybody ever told you tat you've got beautiful eyes? No? That's not surprising really" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I start with a hello/talking about test and stuff (if she's the kind to study) and the eventually move to joke around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Could we please change seats so that I dont get detention from admiring the single most beatiful thing I've seen in this school? Yes I do mean your schoolbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Your breasts look awfully plump, might I examine them a bit closer? That one got me my current girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 sounds classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Hey, 2 years next month. Some things just work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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