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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Enough.

Where babes come from?

the hot variants

Their mother's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It saw a juicy worm on the other side. So the chicken went to the other side, but by the time it got there, Naesala already ate it. Afterwards Dhegensea swooped down and killed Naesala and the Chicken which made Tibarn Tear Dhegensea and then proced dragon his guts around. And Ilyana ate them both.

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Why do I sometimes wake up while having the sensation of falling?

Your snoring woke you up, causing you to awake abruptly. Hence, the falling sensation.

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It's glasses anyway.

Shhhh, they don't need to know that.

A fish was flailing in my bag after it's head was cut off from the owner of a seafood vendor, intimidating?

No.

Your not a knight -_-

You're*

And I am you knave.

Why do I hate Birdo so much?

Because you're a monster.

Do you know the difference between 'revile' and 'reveal'?

Yes.

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A Knight never reviles his preferance for the female anatomy.

Do you know the difference between 'revile' and 'reveal'?

Yes.

Verb: Criticize in an abusive or angrily insulting manner. More »

Well, it's TECHNICALLY correct, I suppose. That seems a trifle redundant, though, and doesn't actually answer the question.

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Verb: Criticize in an abusive or angrily insulting manner. More »

Well, it's TECHNICALLY correct, I suppose. That seems a trifle redundant, though, and doesn't actually answer the question.

It does.

What will the next Shiny Pokemon I encounter in my game be?

A Pokemon.

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Breasts or buttocks?

A Knight never reviles his preferance for the female anatomy.

Alternatively;

"Tits or ass?"

"Whichever one I favour, a knight such as myself will not hate it."

This does not specify which you prefer.

So. Breasts or buttocks?

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