someonewhodied Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'll start. 1. I'm a pirate in the internet. 2. I'm asian and proficient with computers. Generic and nerdy... 3. I have a quiet, soft, somewhat high voice. No one can hear me half the time. 4. I'm a bit maso. (Which is creepy by itself) 5. I play pokemon. 6. I can't hum on tune. I sound retarded. 7. The average person can't comprehend my IRL vocabulary range. People dont understand what I say sometimes. 8. I walk superfast. No one can keep up with me to socialize with me when I am headed somewhere. 9. Long Hair <3 (I like long hair both on me and women. Sometimes makes it look like I'm a lesbo girl) 10. I wear the same 4 jackets all year. Normal people have multiple types of outfits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Whatthefuckisthisshit.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Only you dawg, you'd have the most. Also I bite my nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) -I am massively, retina-searingly, handsome -I talk in my sleep. Yuuuuuuuuup. Edited September 14, 2011 by Pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You're funny. Also, why the "average person" can't understand your vocabulary range IRL? What are they, dumbasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Being Asian and proficient with computers isn't different from the norm. In fact, if you're Asian (exception: Asian mothers) you better know how to handle a computer or you disgrace to famiry. That being said. My speaking voice is androgynous as fuck. It's way too manly for a female, but it's not quite dude in sound quality (it's lower than at least 50% of the dudes' I know, though). I can make it sound fully man, but normally I don't. People have mistaken me for a guy before until they saw my face. .____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 -I am massively, retina-searingly, handsome -I talk in my sleep. Yuuuuuuuuup. Yes. But, I'm 6'6" tall, and size 17 feet....I'm also suave, by the words of many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aere Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 1. I bite my nails 2. I have an earring (Left Ear) 3. I care more about getting grades then getting with multiple girls (Girlfriends > Hookups) 4. I PLAY POKEMON COMPETITIVELY :D 5. I'm not really confident tbh 6. I speak fluent internet, prep, and laxbro. 7. I used to have nasty hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 1. I bite my nails 2. I have an earring (Left Ear) 3. I care more about getting grades then getting with multiple girls (Girlfriends > Hookups) 4. I PLAY POKEMON COMPETITIVELY :D 5. I'm not really confident tbh 6. I speak fluent internet, prep, and laxbro. 7. I used to have nasty hair. totes bro, lets pound some natties after a bangin game of UF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 I play competetive pokemon...if you play pokemon, it better be competetive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 1: I'm bipolar type I, that's 1/100. YAY RARITY. 2: I am an overly analytical type who refuses to allow trivial things to have meaning unless I feel like letting them. 3: I am above average weight and therefore unhealthy, though I don't see why society wants me to live long past retirement age. 4: I enjoy carrying heavy boats on my back (though admittedly I have not done this in quite some time). 5: I have an unhealthy number of longhorns shirts. That being said. My speaking voice is androgynous as fuck. It's way too manly for a female, but it's not quite dude in sound quality (it's lower than at least 50% of the dudes' I know, though). I can make it sound fully man, but normally I don't. People have mistaken me for a guy before until they saw my face. .____. My neighbor once said that men want it real, women want it nice. I said that why not have it nice and real? That would be androgynous. Good job, you have an androgynous voice, nice and real, best of both worlds. (because girl's voices aren't real, they're so prettyful) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'll copy stuff from you. 1. I'm a pirate in the internet. 2. I'm asian and proficient with computers. Generic and nerdy... 4. I'm a bit maso. (Which is creepy by itself) Here's my own unique point used to substitute for number 3. 3. I used to lucid dream... PRETTY DAMN WELL... which required intervention by friends. Aka as soon as I got home, I SLEPT MY LIFE AWAY so I could have a pretend life with an FE girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) 3. I used to lucid dream... PRETTY DAMN WELL... which required intervention by friends. Aka as soon as I got home, I SLEPT MY LIFE AWAY so I could have a pretend life with an FE girl. Which one? Ninian? Do tell? How was the pretend life? DETAILS!? Did she cook for you ? If not I'm not sure why you bothered. Edited September 14, 2011 by Blue Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Which one? Ninian? Do tell? How was the pretend life? DETAILS!? Did she cook for you ? If not I'm not sure why you bothered. Details will stay with me.... and a few members of Team Overtroll. They gave me therapy when I was... recovering. XD 3 months of time in 7 hours. That... one. I don't think I'll ever forget that one. Especially the stuff I can't draw to do it justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 That's uh that's pretty intense boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) 3. I care more about getting grades then getting with multiple girls (Girlfriends > Hookups) So did you end up with lots of girls and shitty marks? Because I cared more about getting girls, and I ended up with epic marks and no women. Anyway, I'm pretty fucking bizarre, but none of that shit makes me socially awkward. Edited September 14, 2011 by Defeatist Elitist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Details will stay with me.... and a few members of Team Overtroll. They gave me therapy when I was... recovering. XD 3 months of time in 7 hours. That... one. I don't think I'll ever forget that one. Especially the stuff I can't draw to do it justice. This reminds me of the time I dreamt I was a girl...among other things. It was a long and confused dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You're funny. Also, why the "average person" can't understand your vocabulary range IRL? What are they, dumbasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 ITT: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 My neighbor once said that men want it real, women want it nice. I said that why not have it nice and real? That would be androgynous. Good job, you have an androgynous voice, nice and real, best of both worlds. (because girl's voices aren't real, they're so prettyful) Except my voice isn't exactly...pleasant, either. It's...weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I am a prick and publicly announce on the internet in these kinds of threads how much better I think I am than the rest of society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) Except my voice isn't exactly...pleasant, either. It's...weird. So are androgynous things, sometimes. So are things that are in the best of the both worlds, like compromises. But fine. I'm going to make up a compliment for myself instead. You, yes you, you have the best online voice. I am a prick and publicly announce on the internet in these kinds of threads how much better I think I am than the rest of society. But since you are better, you must be different. List how plz. Society wants you to. Edited September 14, 2011 by Blue Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Being Asian and proficient with computers isn't different from the norm. In fact, if you're Asian (exception: Asian mothers) you better know how to handle a computer or you disgrace to famiry. Rumi speaks the truth about Asian famiries. Aside from that, uh, since I don't live in a highly Asian populated area (95% white, okay, okay)... I stand out from the norm? Any "raceeest" comments are mostly pro-Asian, though, so I don't mind, really. Just harder to get dates, I guess, for Asians in town (unless you go with another Asian, XD). While I'm seen as smart, nice, quiet, Asian girl who plays musical instrument, I'm kind of different from that: - I play Pokemon and other video games. I really only play niche games... People called gamers around here are normally ones who play FPS. I know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. - I'm not athletic at all... Born in town where 80%+ play sports... - I do nerdy things according to society's hierarchy, but that's no big deal, since that's what people expect of me being Asian. okok Of course, then again, my school is where cheerleaders are uncool and band geeks are top-notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'm a weeaboo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'm a weeaboo. But Japanese society loves weeaboos! Nah jk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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