Shin Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) After years of trying to kill each Horace, I have challenged him to a Nuzlocke! However, some other crazy people have joined in! IN THE BLUE CORNER, CURSING EVERYTHING, IS SHIN! IN THE YELLOW CORNER, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL RIPE, SERIOUS BANANAS! IN THE GREEN CORNER, PLAYING A BAD TRANSLATION, REFA! IN THE RED CORNER, THE KING OF DRAFTS, THE DREADED, GENERAL HORACE! Kill Counts Horace: 7 Shin: 10 Refa: 8 Serious Bananas: 2 We'll be posting progress, stay tuned folks! Edited May 9, 2012 by Parco Folgore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 For some reason, I want Refa to die first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) This ought to be interesting. Make the flavour good! Also someone name a Squirtle after me. :U Edited April 30, 2012 by Folgore Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Finally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Oh, brother. Shin vs. Horace vs. some other people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Boron's a Bulbasaur? The more you learn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Refa will die due to misdirection from his translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 THIS BATTLE WILL GO ON FOR CENTURIES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Missed a Scratch with no accuracy drops thanks to a glitch and got crit on the same turn. Time for Mt Moon relying on Water gun Rattata to kill Geodudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Shin's journey At last! A chance to defeat Horace! I decided I'd run away from home, because that's what all 10 year olds do. However, some old guy stopped me. He took me to his lab, I didn't say a word. He was there. My eternal rival... Horace! His evil grin was grinning at me evilly! I chose Bulbasaur because it was good for the environment or something. Horace trolled me and chose Charmander... what a jerk! He had the nerve to challenge me to a battle but... Take that, Horace! I decided to go, but as soon as I entered the shop, I became a delivery boy. I took Oak's parcel back, and he gave me the Pokemon equivalent of Wikipedia... but empty... jerk! I set off, and bought some balls at the mart. My first victim was a Nidoran Female, who soon became known as TheTinyImp. She was level 2, and pretty wimpy. I hoped to get lucky as I approached Viridian Forest, but I found a Pidgey. He was Harpoon. Let's have a look... Hey, at least Boron doesn't stink! After Timp gained a level or three, I entered the forest. Hoping to catch a Pikachu I... Got trolled as usual. Welcome aboard, Banzai! The forest was an XP goldmine, and I kept stumbling across fools who wanted to fight me. I crushed them! I decided to take on the first trainer in the gym. I barely escaped with my life, Boron's leech seed saved the day. I was foolish enough to face Brock a little later... Boron seeded, growled and then hid behind the mighty... Banzai? He's as hard as hard can be... because he's an English Major! It was a gruelling battle, but in the end I was victorious. The battle has only just begun. I shall be victorious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Oh lawd this will be fun to watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Oh, dear. This will be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Curses, Boron died to a critical hit and Harpoon missed a gust! Curse you, fortune! R.I.P the pair of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 So Metapod died running from a wild battle. 2 deaths so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 [spoiler=Up to brock the rock solid pokemon trainer] Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Now it is time to set off in your grand adventure to be the very best and... screw it the SNES is better Our hero breaks and enters into his first house and attempts to steal a town map, but fails because he forgot he had to go into tall grass first Charmander is obviously the best choice, bulbasaur is for chumps ... Curses! After defeating the feeble shin and his squirtle, our hero went north towards viridian city using Camizord to mutilate the local wildlife. After doing stuff that he didn't really care about, he went towards the pokemon league and caught is first pokemon i've got nothing then our hero WENT UP AND SEIZED THOVE IN 9 TURNS, catching a pidgey along the way his sprite just screams henry sand attack is probably the best turn shaver ever text he's stealing my strategies! but his awful luck gets him killed gg now give me half of your money so you can white out our hero adventures north into the viridian forest, deadset on catching something that will help against brock ... negative i am terrible at pocket monsters fuckkkk instead of going to the gym, our hero went to the museum to learn about space also didn't armstrong land on the moon in the apollo 11 or something this sums up this battle until here! WHY THE FUCK DOES BROCK HAVE A FULL HEAL Sand attack, tail whip, win zero fatalities life is good but kakuna is probably the worst thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) A brand new adventure awaits! Being the egomaniacal self-centered jurkafuss that he is, Refa could not stand still as a Nuzlocke competition was about to commence. So he too joins the fray! But he won't be playing any normal ol' version of Pokemon, but that weird version that came out of and stayed in Japan/Nihon/OUTER SPACE. Pokemon Green! With an amazing fan translation! It has different sprites! Look at Squirtle TORTA, don't you just wanna give him a hug? Refreshing! I'm one of those hipsters that turns his console into a computer because I can. TAKEAWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE CONSIGN TO OBLIVION ABANDON LIKE A BOSS EXIT...! Such delightful choices! Anyways, I go into the grass, Pokemon blablabalabalEVsblablabla- Yeah, whoever designed Bulbasaur should be fired for being lazy. My first mate! Guys, guys. This isn't fun and games anymore. THIS IS A BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Tails will be wagged! SHIN, you can never defeat one such as I with such feeble tactics! Time to head towards the place that everyone heads to! WHITE TOWN! Not just to make fun of signs either! There are no anti-trust laws in the world of Pokemon! Oh dear... So then I return to Oak because I have to pass the time while this man is in his drunken stupor and he babbles and he babbles and... what THIS GAME OK, so the moment you've all been waiting for. What will my first Pokemon be? SURE WHY NAT Beautiful! THIS GAME Hahaha he has a hangover, see Pokket Monsters isn't just for children you guys. I too have a Pokemon that BLOWs! I'll alliance your PET! BOBO sucks man, I've got this match in the- I APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE DONT KILL ME jk BOBO still sux. Oh and I caught a CATAP or something. Will I make it through the gauntlet that is...THE FOREST? Why did I go to Viridian City if not to make fun of signs? Should I give my Pokemon better nicknames ONLY WHEN THEY'VE EARNED IT DAMMIT. All of your other questions besides the one I've just answered will be answered next time on- POKKET MANSTERS GREEN NUZLUCK CHALLANGE Edited April 30, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Shin's journey part 2 All is good, I see some friendly kids. They challenge me to a battle and... No!!!! I hate this game! I'm so sorry, Boron. Forgive me! At least this is some consolation. Harpoon dies at some point. Wait! Not intentionally! OK, let's do this! No!!!! I just replaced you! Score! Finally! He can actually attack now! I beat up some nerds for a while, the I got out. I'm doomed. Deaths: Boron, Harpoon, Harpoon Jr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Guys you're really inspiring me to do a Nuzlocke stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) Guys you're really inspiring me to do a Nuzlocke stop it Sure, it all looks like fun and games. But this is srsbsns. One might say serious bananas, but that's taking it too far. Just look at how many Pokemon Shin has killed off so far! You can't follow in his footsteps, he's evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvil and/or incompetent! Edited April 30, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 If you can beat Horace you're okay. You have a chance for a Grass Pokemon, and even if that fails there are more trainers to beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) THE NEST UPDATE Hey look, it's the punny guy. Come on man, say something punny. I need some comfort in the alien world that is this fan translation. LURN TOO ANGLAIS I'll beat you into a productive member of society if I have to! Don't worry, there's some vigilante justice for you! FUCK I MUST GO ON AHEAD THANK THE LORD SPACE JESUS HECK THANK YOU THE READER EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOTHING You can make it, don't die on me, I love you so much, I'll give you a betterer name and like more food and stuff and just don't die! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Oh yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, being the best societal reformer ever. I know right, I am the best despite what certain poll results insinuate! Uh, whoops...Sorry lil' guy, you'll get a nickname! EVENTUALLY Oh, and Vun had EVOLUTED or something, I dunno I wasn't paying attention. REFA had to CHOKE a bitch. what Yeah, lovely, Dark grey city is the best, I get- Yeah, yeah, will you just- Ju- Dammit, shut u- English, do you speak it? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will let you ruin my perception of the good men and women of Team Rocket! ME TOO BRO OAKS A BITCH AIN'T HE. Pokket Mansters are exactly like high risk stocks, yes. Come at me, bro. PROTIP FOAM TO WIN Verilly. Edited April 30, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 [spoiler=Up to Cerulean City]People seem to think I will not die first People seem to think I know what i'm doing People are all horribly wrong thankfully, he still only knows harden. wonderful. i applaude him on not dying. literally every trainer on this route thinks shorts are the best or you're hitting on them ... no pokemon for route 3 spearow is actually good thankfully, i caught igor the zubat I'm sorry, why does Rattata learn water gun it's a fucking rodent so many fucking zubats i swear to god General HoraceOH MY GOD General Horace Refa General Horace there's a raticate General Horace he's gonna kill my whole team Refa NO HORACE HE IS THE WORST WHY DIDNT YOU AVOID HIM General Horace I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THERE Refa Like I shoulda done with Jiggly Poppins girl General HoraceHe's confused now General Horace i might be able to win Refa Yessss General Horace without fatalaties Refa Zoobat is the best General Horace now he's burned General Horace this is good General Horace oh my god General Horace he almost one shotted Charmander Refa Nooo! King Marth 64 NNNNNOOOO!!!! General HoraceNOOOT HENRY General Horace NOOOOO Refa WHAT HAPPENED General Horace FUCK YOU GAME General Horace THAT Refa NOOOOOOOO King Marth 64 WWWWHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!??????? Refa MY PIDGEY DIED TOO BRO I KNOW YOUR PAIN General Horace THANKS MAN ok finally out of that hellhole i have no potions and this is my team status i also was lost in mount moon for about an hour and darkandroid125 had to explain type effectiveness to me then i got to catch another rattata and i crit kill it with water gun then i wander around in this dudes backyard for the rare candy i remembered finding when i was like 9 break before nugget bridge i'm scared i think there's another raticate up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) Yes, Horace, I think there is another Raticate methinks your rival has it also, more people no faith in Shin Edited May 1, 2012 by Manix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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