Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 mamba is not a virgin trust me i would know ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) I Can't really think of anything. Well, there is one crucial thing about being a man I would miss. I would miss pissing in a urinal, I think. If there was some way to get surgery, not even a gender change, but just to have like a vagina hose that you can piss from like a scrotum, I might do that. If there was some way for a woman to take hormones to grow a beard and mustache, I might do that too. Edited June 12, 2012 by Hawkeye Hank Hatfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 At least I would be able to wear far more interesting clothing without people giving me THE LOOK. That and I'd dress up as Florina like everyday uu~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'd be able to grow a beard and do ~things~ that I currently can't do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 i just vomited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'd totally be lesbian. XDBut I wouldn't have facial hair. Actually you probably would At least I would be able to wear far more interesting clothing without people giving me THE LOOK.That and I'd dress up as Florina like everyday uu~ No you would still get the look. You're worse than Dracula and don't belong in this world; we aren't gonna just stop noticing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 But Dracula is a vampire and therefore not human. And we all know what he thinks of humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 but just to have like a vagina hose that you can piss from like a scrotum, I might do that. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTCHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA and do ~things~ that I currently can't do naugh5ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'd be able to grow a beard and do ~things~ that I currently can't do Nice try, Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nice try, Alan. Nice try, Seraphita. Lack of context makes this stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 you don't piss from your scrotum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 yeah i'd need an internet gf on a gaming forum to get excited over in that case That would be more clever if it wasn't so non sequitur and nonsensical. Good try, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) big words wombat in place of tears Edited June 13, 2012 by bllllllllllllack.mamba.ops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 big words wombat in place of tears If "nonsensical" is a big word for you then I'm afraid I have some bad news... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 It can't be bad news if he can't understand the news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 you don't piss from your scrotum Wow I I thought the penis shaft was the scrotum. I definitely passed health. So many scrotum jokes misunderstood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Uh wow. That must have been really fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 still reading tears at being called out and BMK that's hilarious but i think you're jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 still reading tears at being called out and BMK that's hilarious but i think you're jk If I'm joking, I want to be taken seriously, and if I'm serious, I want to be taken seriously. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 ;/ saying you didn't know what scrotum referred to while missing all those jokes reminded me of that scene from 40 year old virgin where he compared boobs to sandbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I love me some sandbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 mamba is not a virgin trust me i would know ;) That's nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nice try, Seraphita. Lack of context makes this stupid. No, "Alan" is Soul's real name. Is that enough context for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 13, 2012 Author Share Posted June 13, 2012 No, "Alan" is Soul's real name. Is that enough context for you? Michelle is CR-S01s real name, I believe. Also, she's younger than Soul. You've made a grave mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 ...That's not relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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