General Horace Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) hello we have returned IN THE RUBY CORNER, LACKING HIS MIDDLE SCHOOL DIPLOMA, SHIN! IN THE SAPPHIRE CORNER, STILL THE GLEAMING IMAGE OF VICTORY, HORACE! IN THE EMERALD CORNER, COMING BACK STRONG AFTER GETTING TROLLED BY CRYSTAL, REFA! Da system - Nuzlocke rules apply - Ingame trades are allowed but count for that area - Legendaries are banned! As is Shiny Wurmple! - Game shall be played until Steven's/Wallace's defeat! i don't think i forgot anything GO DEATH COUNT HORACE - 9 (UPDATE WILL COME EVENTUALLY) SHIN - GAME OVERS: 1 DEATHS: 10 REFA - 3 Edited August 10, 2012 by General Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Refa will totally be the first to DIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Needs more bad translation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I enter! I may have lost/given up on gen 2, but I shall be victorious! Nobody ever refers to you as that in-game, BIRCH. Of course, it's Shin! I'm not sure how legal this is... was it to cross the border? Only a little bit more tiring than actually getting a seat. Make me! Fine. Not bad, it takes up half the house. What now, OVERBEARING MOTHER. I guess you were too cheap for Sky+. Great, even this punk's trying to boss me about. And people are telling me who I am... I miss Poke-Mexico. Hehehe... time to do what I do best... RAGESLEEP! Surely you'd know... along with the rest of the town! Finally! Someone tells me their name! Hahahahaha!!! Me, nice... ask Horace, I'm horrible! I don't get it. Fine, I shall do good! He's being attacked by Scrubmutt. Surely I should get help? I'm not fighting it! Death to Scrubmutt! To the BIRCHCAVE! Tasty! Make me! I hate this game already. Me too, me too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I don't play for turns Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Does this make gen 1 elementary school, gen 4 college, and gen 5 grad school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 i enter as well [spoiler=Up to RUNNING SHOES] i've always thought birch looked like a big oafish bear tempting shin stole my joke so i have nothing to comment on there is no toilet in this town only for 500 POKE DOLLARS what kind of pokemon is "Gyao, gyao gyaoh" just like the staggering amount of force you are exerting on the ground BURN when he's not at one of the other two buildings in town obviously parenting at its finest batman Hahahahaha!!! Me, nice... ask Shin, I'm the best! i am standing right here you know this animation always made me giggle no but i lost a coin toss morning wood wood not fit get it he says this until you say yes why gamefreaks you don;t know me is it the rare pokemon SCIENCE MAN? or that MART sign no it is shoved in the pc box for the rest of eternity not as scarce as littleroot town why me her and her level 5 fire turkey TO BE CONTINUED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) i return! still victorious! [spoiler=up to after roxanne] i knew it was SCIENCE MAN FIRST POKEMON so promising dammit dustox trust me you don't want to go in DARK CAVE wally is the best at nuzlockes PRETTY GOOD how much did mastercard look sideways here YES I FOUND THE FUN GUY nope well i have a cocoon come at me isn't it? NOT ENTIRELY USELESS well done FINALLY I LOVE ZIGZAGOON ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxn9umZuAPI shroomish is a dodgy bastard TO BE CONTINUED team after roxanne Edited August 2, 2012 by General Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I am also present! And just as victorious. Well, that was interesting. Not here 0/10 Instead of getting me a car or something, I get a pair of shoes... thanks! YES, I've been growled a few times... this should be... What! No!!! Why is it always me! Burn turkey, burn! Fine... I hope he gets a... What... I have a new rival. The next route isn't quite as good. Yes! Not Dustox! Enter the fungus! I don't think I have. Then I defend him. Hey cool, the token MAGIKARP GUY. Fear THE FUNGUS! Time to be original... THE FUNGUS! Those two potions did nothing, Roxanne! How original, no Pebblebadge? This has to be the rudest lamppost ever. If only they could hear me. 1 HP, it's a good thing I have an antidote! Curses! Since when do I care about hostages? Not really. On second thought, if you return what you steal, you might want to change career! No! Not another meaningless task! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 YES, I've been growled a few times... this should be... What! No!!! Why is it always me! This is exactly what happened to me in a past Emerald nuzlocke, except with Mudkip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 THIS UPDATE IS LAME [spoiler=Up to SEASHORE HOUSE] FUCK YOU CRITS no humility whatsoever well done SCIENCE MEN i am not LASS i am LADDIE but i never noticed this before hahaa what is cascoon high NOT ZUBAT 10/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgIQngoyfOo well done brawly such a fitting place for me to train UNTIL NEXT TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Behold Horace's vast ineptitude! My record is still clean! Magikarp/10 So cruel, I have the perfect name! If it were male, I'd have called it Horace. I believe the go to it. Unless you're sitting on a bedpan. I'll take my chances in the dark. Groovy! The best vampire ever... SO GOFFIK! OK, let's do this! Stupid wall! And apparently he was in a cave. Time for a slight detour. This is the last time I walk into a hut on a beach. Well, maybe it isn't so... This place is vile! I accept bribes in cash, cheque and soft drinks. After a quick boat journey, I return to find that Brawly forgot to pay the electric. She loved it really. It's not the size of something, it's how you use it! It stopped being funny after the first Super Potion. Unfortunately for Makuhita, focus energy was not the attack to use. The beach has a scarily even match-up. Nah! That explains it! I stop here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=up to may1] woah man if by smile you mean pained grimace followed by a facepalm then yes yessss im sure its very important work im sure he's not just chillin at the museum or anything no its not how did you get your degree oh my god winning CONTESTS will be very easy if this is my competition hahahaa yes i ges <3 trick master ... i'm pretty sure the guy ingame saw you right as he walked in also rival battle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMU0mM20knQ&feature=player_embedded Edited August 8, 2012 by General Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 My battle with May was less good! I have to stop by to laugh at the fat guy. Well, I guess I'll have to wait! After waiting for 3 days, I finally get to the front of the line! What a rip! If I have to pay 5O POKE-BUCKS, I better well enjoy myself. I don't really remember the people I bully. Because... uh... I don't really care. Hehehehe... that's enough learning for one day! I win and have no troubles. Hello, Horace! YES. Ok, then... NOT THE FUNGUS! I JUST MAKE IT! I hope you catch herpes! Wait... that'd have to come from m-... darn it! Forgive me, my mushroomy friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 8, 2012 Author Share Posted August 8, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AJb8ldF9cE in a cool twist, shin and i battle with our current teams and winner gets to choose the pokemon they trade and which on they recieve! No starters though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Unfortunately, I then lose to Wattson. Two crits and a self destruct prove too much for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 This is why kids go to middle school before high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Despite my disastrous luck, I shall start over. Shin may have given up, but Shinji is here to take his place! Great, life is horrible... However, he refuses to even look at you. He dedicates his victory to his amazing wife... but not his failure of a son. God, what a miserable looking runt. Hahahaha, just kidding, you stinking moron! When the going gets tough, I get going! It's like your dad didn't love you or something! ZA FIRSTO ANGERU! Time to destroy your frail ego! Hahaha, Shinji... good... hahaha! Thanks for rubbing it in! Cool, I guess I could use... For the love of Elvis! Why me! Since you're such a failure! His hair... he looks somewhat familiar. OH GOD NO. I swear he has magical ANGEL powers. Hello, Lilith! Shortly followed by the third Angel... and after some grinding. YES. WHAT. 3/4 of my team used to fear THE NOSE. Those two POTIONS were nothing! STOOPID CAVE. How about you give in and do our bidding? FUDGE. How embarrassing . Because clearly you live to serve. What, but I'm just a kid. No! Time to mope around for 4 episodes. I have a stupid plan! Absorb and Mudshot immunity make this so much sweeter. Admittedly, her expectations were pretty low. Beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Before Shinji, there was Rei The 2nd. Rei totally went to Middleschool, although she missed a few classes here and there due to internal bleeding, concussions, and in one odd case, lack of breathing. And so it begins. Does he even have any degree to speak of? But only on PokeWednesdays. Well, only in my fantasies*. *May not be as fantastically real as you would assume it to be if you were notaccustomed to the internet and well-versed in the use of facetious lying. I beat Shinji at everything while he justmopes around all day. Also don't be fooled, I totally came up with this name before Shin's. All which will be ruined in the course ofthis blind Nuzlocke run. You thinking what I’m thinking? JUST IN CASE I LOSE ALL OF THAT PROGRESS. Rei 1st wasn’t so lucky. She had to sleep outside in the wildgrass. That is, until the incident… Sweet. Free potion. Why? There are no windows in my room to escapeout of unnoticed, free to frolick in the wild grass! ! It’s why I have a hard time getting outof my bed every morning! I swear, this guy must have been anoutcast from Golden Sun. He just goes onforever about fucking field work. He keeps talking to his stuffed animalbecause of loneliness, you see. Dammit, I need those cigarettes so I canfashion a makeshift flamethrower and kill the champion before Indigo Plateau erupts in flames! how can someone be this ignorant Only if you have Wally’s luck and you doit in a route that’s not actually in this game. I’d like my odds a little better with oneof them Master Balls. It’s so cute! "Don’t ask how I know you, for it will all become apparent in the near future!" I just mashed “A” until raccoon dog wentdown. I am the superior offspring. "I’m a Belmont, it’s what I do". It better not be critical to win. Motherfucker. Best troll move. Conscripted! Another water Pokemon? I guess there areworse fates… He shall serve me well at low costs! no At least he didn’t die. Maybe then I can resolve my daddy issues. Are all Pokemon trainers MINISKIRTS? I’m so learned. I could use you! He fights against injustice! Today is a good day. Lame. I fight a Gym battle somewhere in between. Next update will be more organized! Works all the time. Apparently he’s bad! It’s kind of cute! Beautiful naming, no? Not really. Why is everyone obsessed with this it’sreally creepy. Get on my bench! Time to face the 2nd Gym leader! I hate this game. This would be cool normally, but there is no hope because everyone died. First update was sloppy because I have never played Emerald before and I needed to catch up fast and other things but next updates will be much less so! Not that it matters because they'll all be missing something anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 More ACT-SHIN. How nice! He must really be doing well to give bikes away. Fudge! Unfortunately, being married does them no favours. Now if only you could survive in the first place! Stay back! Note, I received that crit. I win however. Hahaha... no! Coolio... now maybe you won't die. Wait, maybe Flamethrower would help! On second thought, combining my luck with that of SHINJI was a bad idea. Ok, let's do this! I shall avenge SHIN and he will be happy soul! No! The fourth angel has been defeated! Other than that stupid Super Potion, this went pretty well. YAWN was bro. A success for SHINJI... his fangirl will be pleased. SHINJI on TV? Hilarious! Route 112 and Slateport... I have a good plan for these guys. Them getting together would be a little weird. Whilst Route 111 decides to grace me with a Geodude. STINKING FIERY PATH. I hate this game... I might say YES to INSTRUMENTALITY. The TV people can barely comprehend it... SHINJI's neither ruthless or strong... and hardly marvellous at all! At least it's not a SPINDA. As much as SHINJI hates himself, I couldn't let it happen. Poor asthmatic! ZA TEAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) "Spirits of life, give a new life to the soul!" I've changed much since we last met. My team of pokemon is almost completely different, but we have the same goal in mind; to be the very best. I wasn't quite sure this was a cave until I saw the Zubat. Reminds me of those times from the previous Nuzlockes... Pokemon is more like Dragon Quest than I thought. How far does this cave go? Yes, my hidden item sense is always right! Especially when it's wrong! I never would have guessed he was here. Loot! That may be useful! I don't know what to make of this. Is he a pedophile? All of the children in this game are so puny. What if I accidently stepped on one of them? Would be useful if I had any Ground type attacks! Watch out for the hydra's back! I'm not hip to your groove. Oh god, she knows Peck, doesn't she? Looks kind of like Horace. I think the Japanese people need to get over Godzilla. We've got bigger problems of the ANGEL variety! Huh? I would like to be part of the Black Market. Seems inconvenient and environmentally unfriendly. He was studying in his was studying labrotoried. Not even a hamburger? Yesssssss. Lame. I call bullshit. As long as there's no MATH involved. Why, of course it was because it looks just like the kid who always took my lunch money. you said these would be simple! :( Kind of a ripoff if you ask m-WHAT ARE ALL OF THOSE HOOLIGANS DOING HERE? Hey, no stealing my lines! Good times. It better be one of them good TMs. That asshole. Hahahaha. Why are your names all so BORING? Team Aqua, involved in an evil scheme? Say it ain't so! I'VE GOT THIS. It must be the HOT PANTS that caused the confusion. I don't recall. New party members! Looks like Gibbite, which evolved into Garchomp eventually. He must be good! I hate this game. Badass. He's awfully possessive of his son. WHERE IS HIS SON WHY IS REI SO MUCH BETTER THAN SHINJI WILL EVERYONE EVER STOP MOPING FIND OUT NEXT TIME Edited August 10, 2012 by Refa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Watch out for the hydra's back! Nice Update Refa also this came to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Up to after norman] ... ... so reporters really are retarded confirmed stupid ninjas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NCp3kg6XtM wattson was easier than expected with my team hm slave goooo thank the lord FINALLY SOMETHING THAT WON'T DIE HORRIBLY AGAINST FLANNERY MAYBE .... i wanted torkoal even worse so many routes in such short time note that it is female FUCK YOU SELFDESTRUCT D: :D might as well just killed it did they look trustworthy to you what kind of pokemon is bufoh? archie1 archie battle electrike almost dies because of STUPIDITY WHAAAAT not another lava cookies are like the best Flannery MASSIVE PILE OF FAILURE i wonder how much he gets paid im not even gonna lie, i didn't screencap it, but his first battle, he got critted, confused by confusion, then killed himself it's grimer btw oh my god yes BACK TO BACK CRITS WHYYYYY then i remember shin's zubat that he gave me thanks to him reminding me! and it's amazing! norman team after norman nobody in pc except these guys D: sorry for the boring update, the flannery battle is great if you want to see me die a lot Edited August 11, 2012 by General Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Torkoal OP Grovyle da best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Torkoal is kinder to me! Either that or an escaped psychiatric patient. Such a blatant lie. BRO. What will my luck bring me? I hate this game... maybe when I get a leaf stone! Nicely trolled, Sandalphon. Second pokemon... I hate life. You must know what it's like when you neglect even your own children for work! BRO. Defense! OK, let's see how it goes! Fudge! What. This isn't fair. Funny, you're just as pathetic as I thought you'd be. Some sort of lame lava-themed evil? BRO. I'm pretty sure nobody would buy it from a fat balding middleaged man. Poocheyna can breathe fire. I did not know this. Shouldn't have left Wailord at home. So we'll have to beat you to death! Well, that was exciting. Sure. Jagged Pass was cruel. RAGEKILL. Nothing else to catch here. I don't care about their love, this is a bargain! TAG OUT! Only death, but I still hate her. FORGIVE ME. Someone did well in daycare. BRO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 [spoiler=Stuff] i didn't cap it, but I got another electrike once i surfed east of mauville! I could have caught wingull but fuck it or this one not wingull but w/e now shit gets real he got my thunderbolt tm OH MY GOD DO WANT caught in dewford with GOOD ROD oh look ANOTHER FUCKING WINGULL finally a good attack stealing berries since 2003 i caught GOON2 for backup i didn't actually notice the person in the corner well done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Loi05XJ5E why yes, I know! ... i don't believe you for some reason just kick it goddamn not worth it i like how you can see it's shadow ... THIS IS MY POWER i think he was disappointed fanboy Winona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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