CT075 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Something's written on the hilt. "To Ayra, with love -Lex" "HEADS FOR GLORIOUS CRITS -Sigurd" oh god i'm dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercrow Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 I already know who's getting this Health Ring, but he's won't appear for quite some time. For those feeling lucky, I take guesses. I'll take Salem for $1,000 Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 I'll take Salem for $1,000 Alex Someone didn't hit the spot, but he's burning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esaka Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Pahn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) Pahn? We have a winner! I always found his 24 HP base awkward and, unlike Salem, he doesn't have much room to grow it. Edited September 22, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Fergus is making a Gilgamesh out of himself. Bastard of heroes, do you have enough swords in stock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER FIVE : THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STATUE] I don't know about you guys, but I love the music that plays in this map. It really captures the tense atmosphere. Reidric, BARON VON BROWNBEARD Too bad he's just there taunting Eyvel and being scared like a pussy. Beldo, STONE-HEARTED BISHOP Bandol, Weissman's younger brother, out for REVENGE. this sure starts well Good thing her invincibility is active now. dammit fergus why can't you get more strength you're halfway excused C swords Brighton! Too bad he's probably not going to have much dismounted action after this. Instead of getting Strength LIKE HE SHOULD BE WITH THE SCROLLS, Magic is a nice alternative when he just flings fireballs. FLESH POOOOOUND Expect a lot of levels like this now that scrolls are plentiful. At least it makes Leaf catch up to others. Fergus finally gets some MAN STRENGTH I guess Brighton could use some accuracy and avoid. Tanking Archers like a boss. Meh. At least I get some items. Maybe too much actually. I don't see why I should capture a Bishop for only a Live staff when he can give a whole level to someone. what the fuck, you don't have a rescue staff how does this thing work anyway, could you just teleport leaf instead you know, the head of this whole uprising Beldo would be more threatening in the final chapter if he could use Stone at this range. And a free Killer Sword too! TENDERIZE Outwitting the Berserker with my own Wrath unit was probably the best idea. Here lies Leeroy the Mage. So this guy summons fire and brimstone from the heavens. Through a castle roof. And yet it only hits half a corridor away. Meaty defense. Considering all three of these dudes are fighting with broken weapons, let's have Rivis shuffle those around. Trading is hilariously broken in FE5. That's a nice bow you have there, HITMAN of MANSTER. Give me all of the dark magic books. This one needed some chipping. I'm still not temptated to use him much later. Leaf's capture power has increased yet again. Here's another broken thing in FE5. Lockpicks with 30 uses. Eat ring, get better aim. Makes sense, really. I swear I spent more time trying to manage my items than actually play. Capturing is highly addictive. Edited September 23, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercrow Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I just realized that you get some of the manliest units in this game in MANster (even Galzus later) how appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 so is there going to be more substance to this than just passing around scrolls like marijuana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samven Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I grew chest-hair just by reading the topic title. I am now in the process of reading the whole thing to . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER SIX : A WORTHY FOE, GLORIOUS!] Hey look, it's that talking leadership star. Fight the western enemies or store my shit and pillage them? Second option it is. Truman, PRESIDENT GENERAL with a GREAT SWORD < Suddenly HORSES and a HORSEBIRD Again, the game tells me to use stealth to avoid detection from the troops inside the city. What is this, FE9? That could replace the one I just broke. Giving your daughter to a priest? At least Galzus is aware that he's a shitty father. Hicks, Pros : Look at this guy. JUST LOOK AT HIM. 15 MEATY BLD ON A HORSE, UNPROMOTED. The dude has probably the manliest horse ever to hold such a man. Also obligatory mullet, axes, manly bases and fights for his family. Top tier manliness right there. Cons : I kinda wish he joined with a sidearm. IT BEGINS MY SKIN HAS PARRIED YOUR LANCE, FOOL Brighton sure loves those stats. No AS loss from the Light Sword at last \o/ Fergus could really use another weapon because he maxes swords so damn fast. Generic MANLEVEL for Brighton. Decent start for Hicks, but he ORKOs Armors with Steel already. ah shit my hands are burning when i touch this bottle No Dalsin. Just because it's called a Knight Proof doesn't mean only you can use it. PRESIDENT ARMOR pissed off Brighton pretty badly. so why did is insert an enemy dude named truman in this revenge for the atomic bombs? DOSH skl issues, what skl issues Tough competiton on who's getting it, but the winner can't use the Elite Sword while the runner up could. Yeah sure, make that Light Sword better please. And then, ominous music. WHAT COULD HAPPEN oh shit GALZUS, I CHOOSE YOU OBLITERATE THOSE REBELS He gets more experience than the others, so sure why not. Forgot he was in range. Galzus (M) @ Expert Belt Trait : Skill Link EVs : 160 HP/124 Atk/68 Def/44 SpA/44 SpD/68 Spe Nature : Lonely -Dual Chop -Secret Sword -Fury Attack -Snatch uh go asvel! ASVEL USED MEMENTO ALL STATS REDUCED FERGUS USED FLAME BURST IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE CRITICAL HIT LEAF USED LUSTER PURGE uh timer ball GO he broke free the first time but YES wait since when do i get level ups when i catch the pokemon Seven long years passed... The Thracian peninsula was in ruin... But a hero could face the Emperor... And save the world from damnation... (admit it, fighting Alvis the Ganondorf way with his Falaflame meteors would be awesome) Cash here guys, someone take it. Galzus fled overnight, but since he was defeated in honorable combat, he did not decimate the slumbering enemy camp even if he could. Perhaps one day, they will cross paths again... I just realized that you get some of the manliest units in this game in MANster (even Galzus later) how appropriate And even the manliest woman! Edited September 25, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Hicks, FAMILYMAN Street Fighter Reference, HOLY SHIT MAN. YOU GOT YOUR STREET FIGHTER IN MY FIRE EMBLEM, AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esaka Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 This playthrough fills me with GAR. Legit, I love it when people pwn Galzus, so damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtSmilies Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 People do that!? Whoa! I always booked it outa there thinking it was impossible. Never thought to get someone captured, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jave Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 People do that!? Whoa! I always booked it outa there thinking it was impossible. Never thought to get someone captured, either. Yeah, but if you try it, make sure you capture him and never let go. If you release him (or kill him), he won't show up on Ch24. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) Yeah, but if you try it, make sure you capture him and never let go. If you release him (or kill him), he won't show up on Ch24. Which is weird because releasing Shiva still allows him to be recruited somehow. Edited September 25, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Which is weird because releasing Shiva still allows him to be recruited somehow. I thought releasing Shiva "killed" him later too? I swear I was told this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 25, 2012 Author Share Posted September 25, 2012 I thought releasing Shiva "killed" him later too? I swear I was told this. I was told this too, but I released him in the one draft I hosted, thinking I wouldn't fight him. He did come back and I even managed to recruit him for the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenkiforecast Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) Something's written on the hilt."To Ayra, with love -Lex" "HEADS FOR GLORIOUS CRITS -Sigurd" Best line in the entire run so far. XD I also didn't know that you could capture Galzus this early on, I've never even considered fighting him when he shows up, for rather obvious reasons. Stats of demolish everything, plus I wanted to recruit him. I"m interested to try that now. Edited September 26, 2012 by tenkiforecast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 /late, been busy Typically I don't even require Galzus capturing someone, since a critical from Sage!Asvel w/Graphcalibur puts him at fairly low HP by itself. [spoiler=CHAPTER SEVEN : FUCK EFFICIENCY AND LTC, I'M GAMBLIN' AND STEALIN'] Reinforcements coming from the north, bandits to the west and hitmen to the south. Just great! The last one of those fuckers until the last chapters of the game. And he doesn't even have good shit on him. Now that's just asking for a capture... That's a pretty MANLY swordsman. Leave a MAN's toys in a MAN's hands, boy. Let's flee from the swordsmen for a bit... Surprise PLAYER reinforcements! Now our devious trap is in place... Reidrick doesn't give a damn and gives his orders even separated by Brighton. MANWALL defies the trampling of horses. get some defense already jesus attacking brighton is suicide MANWALL offers a lot of opportunities to steal precious rapiers. Break your rapiers on FAMILYMAN's armor. He'll just smash your heads in with his POLEAXE. That fucker moved further north because he had 7 movement. Eisenhowe, PRESIDENT HORSE. I think IS has something against post-WWII American presidents to name two bosses after them. Shiva, DUELISTMAN Pros : Good at making DOSH in the arena. Being named after a DESTRUCTION GOD is pretty damn manly too. Cons : Think about it for a second : he sparkles and drains health. At least he has no problems against doing this to humans. Fin might actually be of use indoors for more than his leadership star! dammit rivis at least FAMILYMAN understands the concept of defense REBELMAN comes to the defense of WINDSHOTA against a MERCILESS CUTTHROAT dammit fin wait for scrolls he even got critted in that fight ;/ that makes a lot of sense to JUMP OVER A CRASHING METEOR to dodge it but whew Time to capture some crazed cultists summoning shooting stars. Get us some DOSH, DUELISTMAN. Isn't he a bit too eager? I can just smell that 4 PCC itching for a kill. HEADS FOR DOSH Fill up those war funds! uh oh i love you shiva, no homo So many Holy Waters. Too bad I'm not using a magician until a few more chapters. what speed issues -Daddy, it's good to see you again! -i'm dying help oh crap wta \o/ i only like one ike ;/ typical brighton level, now with odo scroll even infinite turns poison isn't wroth being cured but thanks This one is probably going for MAN STRENGTH Normally I'd just go through the canyon, but a MAN leaves as little leftovers as possible. I'm always ok with more defense. Short swords, silver swords, short lances and a bunch of C ranked staves \o/ ultimate wall on a horse I should have enough uses for the remaining chapters of the game. IRON BLADE RIVIS promotion \o/ except i left other people in care of my crests glorious defense Lugh Faris Claus has left the building! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Shiva, DUELISTMAN Pros : Good at making DOSH in the arena. Being named after a DESTRUCTION GOD is pretty damn manly too. Cons : Think about it for a second : he sparkles and drains health. At least he has no problems against doing this to humans. Shiva is also LORD OF THE DANCE. The more you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Lara must have stole his dancing prowess. It's the only reasonable explanation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) I thought Parn was the lord of the dance. I mean, look at those movement stars. He should be leading with Cyas in a tango. Edited October 1, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 2, 2012 Author Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER EIGHT : VALLEY OF THE BEARDED GOD] Even the MANLIEST of MEN may fall victim to a MANLY OVERDOSE after being MANHANDLED too many chapters in a row. For this chapter, PANSYMAN, BASTARDMAN, REBELMAN and ARMORMAN are taking a forced break. I am a complete packrat. Purple Dragon Mountain, home of DAGDA. It is said that the crops of this region need to be nourished by DAGDA's beard to thrive in this mountainous, arid terrain. Too bad his beard never sheds. Carrion, RECRUITMAN Pros : If being named after decaying remains isn't MANLY, at least it's FUCKING METAL. Cons : Look at this scrawny 6 Build fresh-faced trainee trying to handle a 15 Weight Steel Lance. I think he's trying to compensate for something. Ruemay, a Thracian Dragon Knight doing extra hours to feed his family. I wonder how he even manages to sleep, but he is a brave FAMILYMAN... Here's more appropriate tools for you, rookie. Hey, it's the MAN whom DAGDA loved! Oh right, I forgot to give him an actual weapon he can use before leaving. Oops! FAMILYMAN has faced tougher COLDS than this POISON really carrion magic before strength or defense at least you got build Didn't take long for the new recruit to use some D swords. The bill's on Gomez. Fuck, I knew I should've raised his axe rank to C... The MAN whom DAGDA loved joins again, with a free axe to boot! It's raining Knight Crests lately. Some daring brute is trying to assassinate the prince with poison! only three more dammit game, stop siphoning the venom ELITE MARTY DAGDA'S MAN STORE! You can just smell your local hardware store just by browsing the screen. I'll take a few THWOMPS and HURLBATS please. I really don't like that defense. Blind the boss... Careful... Steady... From a FAMILYMAN to another... Go home and leave the fighting to the REAL MEN Strength, dexterity and a double dose of HEARTY CONSTITUTION Oooh Fin could use that jousting lance. How BOLD of these bandits to attack us while we're almost done. woopdeedoo at least with all that build he'll be manhandling those huge shafts in a jiffy but please get some muscle prayer +9% for fin Get over here! What? All of Dagda's men are going suicidal? Edited October 2, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER EIGHT GAIDEN : MANLIEST CHAPTER] DAGDA'S MANSION! The chapter name alone should be enough to cause pregnancies. Apparently we have to help and save THE MAN WHO LOVED THE MAN WHOM DAGDA LOVED, but does he really need the rest of the weaklings? Let's move him in range of Tanya's support... BREAK YOURSELVES ON THE HARDEST BEARD OF THRACIA only two left Othin could learn a thing or two from Halvan, such as getting defense. AMBUSH THWOMPS Carefully placing my units to avoid poison arrows. THE SOULS OF HIS RENEGADE BROTHERS ONLY FUEL THE ALL FATHER'S FURY Finally Othin is growing all sorts of durability. Also random movement growths. THE ALL FATHER'S ARROWS SHALL PIERCE THROUGH THE WALLS AND VANQUISH THE MISGUIDED, FOR THEY HAVE FALLEN FROM THE GRACE OF THE ALMIGHTY DAGDA broken bow kills +1 FINALLY, THE ALL FATHER MAY HUNT DOWN THE INFIDELS WITH ARROWS OF STEEL goddamn marty that's a lotta arrows You can just huff the fresh smell of the neighboring hardware store coming from this chest. EVEN THE PIECES OF PAPER IN THIS MANSION ARE MANLY it gives magic but it's OUTSIDE the mansion still, the PURPLE DRAGON BANDITS still use vials of holy water for their religious ceremonies no speed accuracy is great though Doubling \o/ MANSKILL Dagda loves his men showing controlled FURY when provoked. The ALL FATHER happened to have stolen this exotic axe from a sect of cultists not far from here. It could be useful... Gomez, the MAN FORMERLY LOVED BY DAGDA, and this shows by his meaty stats. CAN THE NEW MAN WHOM DAGDA LOVES TRIUMPH OVER HIS PREDECESSOR? no! A CRUSHING BLOW! Round 2! Another mighty hit from Gomez! THE ALL FATHER HAS CHOSEN WISELY it's ok, you double most of the enemies with 4 speed Let's not forget this trinket. MANLIEST THRONE Edited October 4, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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