Refa Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Picked Fin because he can never die in Gen 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 i voted that everyone survives because im in denial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 refa has the right idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 ok time for the LION KING [spoiler=CHAPTER 3] he grew like 2 in every stat and was level 16 so i wasn't too upset - now the entire army bows down to my stats - except hp - lex gave me this hero sword so i could kill bosses apparently - MUST HAVE MORE WEAPONRY - halp - i have wtd - fuck magic - aren't from lenster - oh my god must get out of the way - how much - get off my horse - dew save me - lex hit manfloy with your axe - oh he left - my hero - im like 10 leave me alone - man that's a lot of knights - good thing i have 5 million evade - brother stop attacking - ok fine i'll pointlessly go into the castle knowing i'll die instead of staying out here and living and becoming like the motherfucking king of agustria that nobody would object to but i must die because the plot demands it - also take this 10 use sword that heals you and is much better in the next game im so used to drafts i forgot these guys existed GLORY TO THRACIA COUNT: 1 - i only had like half a chapter left anyway - you know - have like double all those chumps stats - time to fuck them up - or die in one turn fuck i forgot about the wind sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 I JUST CANT STOP [spoiler=Chapter 4 Part 1] yeah mass promotion time, even for chumps like azel. Stoopid dew didn't make it - whats up dog - im not a dog - i could totally tell you what your fighting for is futile and you die in the end but i think i'll pass - - also tiltyu dies soon - see - who needs silver weapons anyway - or good magic tomes - ... - apparently we're suddenly maddeningly in love even though we've never spoken - i predict that this is a very poor pairing and your kids are doomed - good thing i got the thunder sword - ... she scares me - wait till later big boy - - dewwwww - oh my god why did this happen - who consented this - i approve of this pairing - you're not even from this continent - why does this always happen to me part 2 to come after dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 PART 2 ARRIVES AFTER PEROGIES [spoiler=Chapter 4 part 2] - hey sigurd don't you love being invincible? - to physical attacks yeah - mages suck - especially when they have elwind - but we already beat that part of the chapter so we're set - lex is not as invincible as he thinks - but first beowulf - curse my 5 luck - hey father - what can i do for you - i've been hearing that you can predict the deaths of our army perfectly - what about letting me in on a little hint? - i'll say this - its somebody who wields- - i will ride to their aid and protect them - since i can't be killed by physical attacks - ... axes - KILLER WEAPONS - AND SWORDMASTERS - my only downfall.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 its nice having silly playthrough updates to read daily keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 and chapter 5 will be the last update of the day i just wanted to get all these pictures gone so i could have a fresh slate for gen 2 [spoiler=Chapter 5] ALL THE RAGE also i didn't expect levin to live long enough to get holsety the hero bow dudes had 0 hit on dew when he was in range of lachesis and sigurd it was the best - of course, i knew this was going to happen - good luck to my fellow magic users in the future... haha cuan is such a chump - oh my god what have I done - why was i paired with ayra - now horace has to put up with bad kids in gen 2 - what's that baby - OH MY GOD FUCK LIFE - GET AWAY FROM ME - KILL ME - my life is complete - i would have won if i used holsety - and thus concludes the gen 1 deaths - its up to me to present the survivors since claude died unfourtunatly - everyon's favourite axe user, Lachesis! - the most improbable survivor of them all, Dew! - and I can already hear the fanboys cheering in the distance, Ayra! - and I guess Siglud as well but there would have been continuity errors if he had died. - however they all died because I am a dastard - meaning that Fin is the only survivor and technically Lachesis - Join me far in the future when Horace stuggles through chapter 10! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 (edited) I'm hoping BUTTFACE will see full use. Edited October 9, 2012 by ZM456 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 This is genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axie Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 ack @ Azel/Ayra. you'd be better off if you got Radney and Roddlevan this is hilarious (and I got Dew right YAY I'm so prescient), I'm following ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriane Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Ah, did you actually plan those pairings or did they just happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 I didn't plan Ayra and Azel, that just happened, Lex was ahead until I found out he died in chapter 4. However i was going for Dew Lachesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtSmilies Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 This is the strangest run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Does the battle of Barhara credits scene like tribute mention all recruited characters who die during the first generation or only the ones who survive up until that point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jave Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 The dead ones are mentioned alongside the canonically dead ones (Sigurd, Cuan and Ethlin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 it meantions the ones who died along the way to barhara, then the ones that died alongside him when alvis nuked them separatley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 What does the battle of Barhara look like when you have so few units left, anyway I know in vanilla a bunch of fire mages meteor the shit out of your tea, but when you have almost no team left, does it just look like they're failing spectacularly most of the time or do they just focus on the guys who are still living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Courtesy of Darros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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