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Or the Gringe.

You mean Grinch.

Anyway, I love Christmas, even if I don't get anything anymore. As for New Years, eh. I always play a game when the new year rings in.

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Christmas? You think this is a JOKE?

JEEBUS SACRIFIC--

Jesus was originally a holy angel, ruling above humanity in heaven.

JESUS CONVERTED HIMSELF into a macro-human AND CAME DOWN TO EARTH

THEN SACRIFICED HIMSELF. ONE GUY DIED, AND somehow that's enough to cover the whole human race.

HE GAVE HIS macro-human LIFE, AND SPENDS THE REST OF ETERNITY

ruling above humanity in heaven.

oh lawd CELEBRATE JEEBUS

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Why do you think they made up a character for Christmas to bring the children toys? Jesus/Santa Claus=Non existent. Also Santa=Satan, if you rearrange the letters, so essentially, IF any of them DID exist (lolno) then Satan would be the good guy, and God/Jesus are actually the bad guys. In the real world, it works just the same. Why are there no "nice" dictators? It's not possible. As TheAmazingAtheist puts it, Satan never demanded anything of you like Jesus/God did.

All in all, Christmas is a superficial holiday where people spend copious amounts of money on shit that they don't need and then go to church for like one of their two times of the year (the other service being Easter) so that they can call them self a "good Christian". What really disgusts me is that they think that they are good people when some people buy their children super expensive things, yet they cant give shit to people that are living on the streets that actually need it, like Jesus, their savior, did (aren't you all supposed to live a life like him, minus the miracles?).

NOW on to New Years. LolNewYears. All it is is the turn of the Calendar to add another number to the end of the date, but people STUPIDLY make a big deal out of it. First off, you make a bullshit resolution which close to NO ONE ever keeps, and then you usually go party and get fuckin' hammered or some shit. Everything in America (like St. Patrick's Day, New Years, Marty Gras etc.) that is serious elsewhere, is just a pathetic excuse to get wasted.

OF COURSE I'm no better. I celebrate both of these holidays (minus the alcohol).

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Why do you think they made up a character for Christmas to bring the children toys? Jesus/Santa Claus=Non existent. Also Santa=Satan, if you rearrange the letters, so essentially, IF any of them DID exist (lolno) then Satan would be the good guy, and God/Jesus are actually the bad guys. In the real world, it works just the same. Why are there no "nice" dictators? It's not possible. As TheAmazingAtheist puts it, Satan never demanded anything of you like Jesus/God did.

All in all, Christmas is a superficial holiday where people spend copious amounts of money on shit that they don't need and then go to church for like one of their two times of the year (the other service being Easter) so that they can call them self a "good Christian". What really disgusts me is that they think that they are good people when some people buy their children super expensive things, yet they cant give shit to people that are living on the streets that actually need it, like Jesus, their savior, did (aren't you all supposed to live a life like him, minus the miracles?).

NOW on to New Years. LolNewYears. All it is is the turn of the Calendar to add another number to the end of the date, but people STUPIDLY make a big deal out of it. First off, you make a bullshit resolution which close to NO ONE ever keeps, and then you usually go party and get fuckin' hammered or some shit. Everything in America (like St. Patrick's Day, New Years, Marty Gras etc.) that is serious elsewhere, is just a pathetic excuse to get wasted.

OF COURSE I'm no better. I celebrate both of these holidays (minus the alcohol).

I'd say you're a minor with a porn addiction.

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Why do you think they made up a character for Christmas to bring the children toys? Jesus/Santa Claus=Non existent. Also Santa=Satan, if you rearrange the letters, so essentially, IF any of them DID exist (lolno) then Satan would be the good guy, and God/Jesus are actually the bad guys. In the real world, it works just the same. Why are there no "nice" dictators? It's not possible. As TheAmazingAtheist puts it, Satan never demanded anything of you like Jesus/God did.

All in all, Christmas is a superficial holiday where people spend copious amounts of money on shit that they don't need and then go to church for like one of their two times of the year (the other service being Easter) so that they can call them self a "good Christian". What really disgusts me is that they think that they are good people when some people buy their children super expensive things, yet they cant give shit to people that are living on the streets that actually need it, like Jesus, their savior, did (aren't you all supposed to live a life like him, minus the miracles?).

NOW on to New Years. LolNewYears. All it is is the turn of the Calendar to add another number to the end of the date, but people STUPIDLY make a big deal out of it. First off, you make a bullshit resolution which close to NO ONE ever keeps, and then you usually go party and get fuckin' hammered or some shit. Everything in America (like St. Patrick's Day, New Years, Marty Gras etc.) that is serious elsewhere, is just a pathetic excuse to get wasted.

OF COURSE I'm no better. I celebrate both of these holidays (minus the alcohol).

what are you afflicted with that would make you type this out

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