charlie_ Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yeah, I did these a while ago. FE7 became kind of tedious just due to who I was left with, but I might finish it one day. Either way, THE RULES One person dies every chapter. I am not informed of who this person is until it happens, and the list is predetermined. Ike and Elincia are the only exceptions since they cause game overs. Chapter 17 counts as four seperate chapters. Easy mode and Normal mode are for chumps. And, begin. [spoiler=Prologue: Make shove not war] The class doesn't exist! Don't listen to that lie! Ike might be, but you probably won't be. And then Boyd. I've never actually shoved him before... WORTH IT NO WHY CANT I SHOVE GREIL IKE YOU FAILURE Not pictured: Ike getting HP, Str, Mag Skl and Spd. Not really, Boyd and Greil are just chumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Shoving Boyd is always worth it for that funny line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 [spoiler=Chapter 1: Ring around the Titania] No, it began last chapter. Stupid game, get your facts straight. Who knows what could be lurking in that white mist? Don't disarm and stand in the range of a lot of enemies for 10 turns, it won't end well. TITANIA I TOLD YOU NOT TO Ike robes up, he'll probably need it. She had around 44exp or something before she died. Worse than Seth! RES is a good level. Um, this isn't. Oscar you're great. Not really, Ike. You've trapped him, he can't run. Boyd snags the kill and almost levels. Turn 19. I guess I'm not getting much bexp. Listen to Boyd, he knows his stuff. Totally original curse count Bandits: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJThom_2009 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Titania goes down=my reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOYyG81_5vM&feature=share&list=FLezifqhIV3uBSeFRVAmcPHw Edited February 14, 2013 by MJThom_2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 More death coming right up! [spoiler=Chapter 2: Mist and Rolf are an afterthought] The titles don't get any better. Bleeding, yeah. Especially after all of those axes to the face. I wonder what the letter said. The nerve of those bandits, lets go slaughter them! Rhys, priorities here, bro. Also I said Mist was screwed. Dead. gl;hf oscar Ike and co go right. Not bad. Boyd why The main problem with killing off people is that I literally run out of slots to put items. And the fact that they well, die. I suppose. Boyd what are you doing with your life Something went horribly wrong, I'm sure. The Sonic Sword is calling. Oh yes. Not to those scummy sellswords, we're dignified, honest, hardworking, law-abiding citizens who just enjoy a good pillaging and ruining people's lives. Surely you're the terrible one. See, only enemies have growths this bad. Ike dun goofed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'm seeing dialog I've never seen because I've never lost anyone in the first 2 chapters before haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 [spoiler=Chapter 3: You have to be trying to get some of these guys killed] I can understand Oscar maybe, but Titania? Ike you suck man. Here you go Ike, go kill off someone else! Gatrie is a massive pain to kill off, the only dudes who damage him much are in the boss area. I essentially stalled so Marcia didn't have to take many enemies on. Speed and def isn't a bad level. Saving Private Marcia. Hopefully Rolf dies instead. And now we wait for the tree to be chopped down. It... took a while. Not as bad as Titania though. Shin doesn't appreciate these guys killing THE WIFE Gatrie. He got the bosskill for good measure. He's probably going to mourn Gatrie's death and curse Horace or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Poor Shinon, his only bro in the world is dead. SB really needs to work on his tactical simulation skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJThom_2009 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I swear if Soren dies you know how I react. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 I swear if Soren dies you know how I react. [spoiler=Chapter 4: How will Thom react?] Cannonfodder! "Apparently a bunch of people are shipping us, Ike." Oh and the war too I guess. DAMNIT MIST Yeah, it's not like he's responsible for Titania's injuries, or the death of Oscar and Gatrie! OH GOD IT'S A BUNCH OF YAOI SHIPPERS AWAY WITH YE YAOI Ikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee So, I'm basically stuck up here for now. Wrys is the best tank. It just occurred to me he's had the same number of strength and magic procs. Shinon too strong. You remember what happened to the last boss who ranged Shinon? He got critkilled. Permanently shutting your eyes will not help this, Soren. No, I'm pretty sure it's a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJThom_2009 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 *silence* You know what vid to watch after Soren was defeated. That's how I feel inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) No, I'm pretty sure it's a tree. ARE YOU THE HERO I SEEK? Edited February 19, 2013 by Maverick Hunter Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Just don't kill Jill or marcia my two favorite characters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Just don't kill Jill or marcia my two favorite characters SB would be crazy if he killed Jill or Marcia on purpose. Better hope the RNG spares them, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Wow SB, your Ike...has room for improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Oh yeah, this thing. UPDATE TONIGHT I SWEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Oh yeah, this thing. UPDATE TONIGHT I SWEAR I will hold you to that, and if you don't you shall be the TIME THIEF to BBM's HORSE THIEF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 [spoiler=Chapter 5: Seth was a much better guard than Ike] No, sorry. She's the princess of Renais. Eirika, Elincia, close enough. Putting that tank level to good use. WORTH IT This chapter is the terrible. This is good, until the part where I realized that he was forced to die next map. I miss Merlinus. WHY DID I GIVE YOU SO MANY LEVELS MAYBE BECAUSE IKE SUCKS A bunch of chumps. Have you seen Ike's stats? You can trust his 7 strength to get the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 You can trust his 7 strength to get the job done. Wow, this Ike is a chump lol. I have no idea how you intend to get through chapter 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 i just realized something that if you want to easily cover the chapter three ahead you should keep mia alive and kill shinon makes chapter a bit easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 He doesn't choose which character to kill- it's RNGed. Or he could just kill his worst characters except Ike every map and it wouldn't be nearly so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 I dunno, Shinon's been kind of bro for me. Ike on the other hand, forced me to do this... [spoiler=Chapter 6: In which I blatantly abuse save states] I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS Why are you even wearing armor when you're DEAD? yeah sure this'll end well A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME Ike finally realized that he needs to be a man. I'm so screwed. RESET BETTER CURSES NOT DEAD YET Fuck you too Ike. Boyd kind of needs to not die yet. Ike can't take all of these guys alone. SO BRAVE Still horrible. WE'RE DYING ANYWAY WHAT'S THE POINT He steals my res procs. Bastard. Aaaaaaaand down. Shit. STOP HEALING HIM YOU ASSCABBAGE Why do I even try I don't see a winning move here. Time to pray. Quit it with the skill and get other stats you useless twit. You forced me into doing this Ike. FREAKING FINALLY RAGE And then I died. LOAD STATE WHY DONT I HAVE ENOUGH VULNERARIES I MISS RHYS Fine. Good. "Then you can counter me!" Give me Roy any day. I AM THE MOST EFFICIENT PERSON IN THE WORLD I am also completely without vulneraries. I'm so boned next chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 PKL is facepalming at that TC right now. I bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I've always liked Boyd oh well as long as Jill& Marcia Don't die I'll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronman5 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Wait a minute it took you 53 turns to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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