Fruity Insanity Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) Better now? Silence reigns my world. Such is life outside cities. Stars lull me to sleep. EDIT: Besides, this is my first time doing this ever. Not that it's very hard or anything. (Simple haiku... not complicated ones, of course...) Edited March 10, 2013 by FranticforFreeFruityFruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) I don't think stuff like "you'll" and "i'm" are allowed BRO you're so NOT GUD you are so not gud gud is what makes the world move without gud, nothing Harshness to the max Contractions are neat and cool yo Using them is fine Better now?Silence reigns my world. Such is life outside cities. Stars lull me to sleep. EDIT: Besides, this is my first time doing this ever. Not that it's very hard or anything. (Simple haiku... not complicated ones, of course...) Traditionally, haiku are supposed to be pretty succinct because of the language of origin. I'm not much of a poet, but: Outside, but silence City life, bustling once more Stars sing lullabies Edited March 10, 2013 by Esau of Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 stop it you douchebag i will do lewd things to you you will not walk straight 8 syllabes in middle line god you are so bad at this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) Lewdness eternal Bumping uglies is so fun man My crotch stings and burns Also Shit I added "yo" I had thought there just six Counting is for plebs I totally didn't miscount again stop looking at me Edited March 10, 2013 by Esau of Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) second haiku, bro middle line is only six you are not trying first haiku bad too five-eight-five, shit is not right you are so bad, stop Edited March 10, 2013 by Stolypin Necktie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 Oh, I know why it's happening. I'm using one hand and tapping them out as I type. I get them right, then check them again and count using my thumb, which messes it up. Okay, okay, now No more mistakes, get outta here Fuck that was eight, shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 penis penis pe nis penis penis penis penis penis pe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 11, 2013 Author Share Posted March 11, 2013 Vagina vagi na vagina vagina vagina vagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 wang dick sexual intercourse with you so hot seems so natural Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 One plus one makes two, ell-ee-dubya-dee makes lewd, That's 2lewd for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 fairly suggestive by that i mean dick is hard something nature, one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 this is some damn dumb shit that i've read we aint Japanese nope, you're mislead quit this Oriental shit, please you must show true grit, Let's do limericks yeah? or end thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 For a second I thought you were rapping The scheme of your words showed no sapping Though I am overcome with blight I wish to have little to no sight That miserable little form of rapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 Nightmare rhymed "rapping" with "rapping," And for that, I won't be left clapping, In limericks and such, Same words are a crutch, For peeps who in rhyme class were napping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 what a shame! Nightmare must be redeemed! quickly now! do something that's esteemed! please you must save face now or we will disavow your existance. it's not as it seemed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 Nightmare will surely be fine, Even if he is not so benign, Esau's not forgotten, That insult most rotten, When Nightmare said he was swine T-true story, not made up. Nightmare's mean guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Allow me to recount a tale of Edward Lear Something that you simply must hear His limericks were profound If only they would resound That wonderful old man called Edward Lear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I tried to think of a good poem to write, On being better at this by a slight, Just because of my major But I'm gonna wager In the first place I was in for a fright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I thought Nightmare was supposed to be cool, not Esau And I was right, Nightmare is MANLY cool and Esau is merely a hipster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 I never have been so insulted, So for that you must feel exulted, Dear Inspector Clouseau, After I'm done, you know, A coroner must be consulted. D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Excuse me Mr. Sir The Inspector, You must be some kind of defector-- For I take certain offense To your callous nonsense Don't insult hipsters; I'll be your lector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 the first few floors suck: too much grind i got to the second one, mind a fender ohkoes my guys Mao a shit, he still dies ;_; my rage is sure making me blind seriously though the first floor grind and mindless gathering is silly, eo2 fixed that mao is my protector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) Dude just make a Landsknecht, For with others they simply aren't meshed, Then buy several swords And good armor for these wards, Shall be likely to stay most refreshed Bad advice aside I actually run with two Nightseekers. Lots of damage, man. Also rhyming with German sucks Edited March 13, 2013 by Esau of Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 You hipster gits! Keep it down in there with your rock and roll and your improvised poetry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 the esau and other jabroni think they can disrespect the sheikie baby with poetry but sheikie baby challenge them to ring and make them the fucking humble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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