Liz Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 so just now, i was finally trying to remove the broken piece of headphone jack from my computer. so i'm using the superglue and pen thing method haha so i cut the pen ink thing and bathed the insides with warm gooey stickiness and stuck it into my computer. but i am impatient and i couldn't be bothered to wait the thirty minutes, so i took it out after five. obviously it didn't work and looked the same as when i put it in. so then i was like, hmm, i wonder if the glue has dried already. so before i knew it, i sucked the pen and sploosh! all the superglue was in my mouth, in my teeth, in my tongue. D: that thing certainly is fast acting, i'll tell you that. my tongue just kind of got weird feeling and kind of dry and stiff and such, and my teeth it's driving me nuts like you wouldn't even imagine. i managed to get everything out of my mouth mostly, just for a tiny patch of dry glue behind my front teeth. even brushing my teeth won't remove it D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 *Patpat* Need a hug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 *Patpat* Need a hug? if you don't mind being stuck to me forever. i swear, i managed to get the junk all over the place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandedCharmer93 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 That will be a fun story to tell your dentist XD I used to have remains of glue on my teeth from braces. It gradually wore away, so I'm sure super glue does too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 *slow clap* How does it taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 if you don't mind being stuck to me forever. i swear, i managed to get the junk all over the place Um, ok. I'm ok with it I'm starting to get over my asocialness . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 so just now, i was finally trying to remove the broken piece of headphone jack from my computer. so i'm using the superglue and pen thing method haha so i cut the pen ink thing and bathed the insides with warm gooey stickiness and stuck it into my computer. but i am impatient and i couldn't be bothered to wait the thirty minutes, so i took it out after five. obviously it didn't work and looked the same as when i put it in. so then i was like, hmm, i wonder if the glue has dried already. so before i knew it, i sucked the pen and sploosh! all the superglue was in my mouth, in my teeth, in my tongue. D: that thing certainly is fast acting, i'll tell you that. my tongue just kind of got weird feeling and kind of dry and stiff and such, and my teeth it's driving me nuts like you wouldn't even imagine. i managed to get everything out of my mouth mostly, just for a tiny patch of dry glue behind my front teeth. even brushing my teeth won't remove it D: Liz why Liz plz why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 That will be a fun story to tell your dentist XD I used to have remains of glue on my teeth from braces. It gradually wore away, so I'm sure super glue does too? i'm sure it will, actually it's getting much better now, since i'm constantly rubbing it with my tongue. probably the saliva is helping too or something *slow clap* How does it taste? actually, it's pretty much tasteless. probably because it dried so fast that it didn't give my tastebuds time to register. it's the feelings that your tongue gets which are interesting. it's extremely warm and gooey, then almost instantly it's not. it was very peculiar. 8/10 Um, ok. I'm ok with it I'm starting to get over my asocialness . :D i'll be the harpy hag you've always needed! HEY YOU ASS, TAKE A BATH! HEY, DON'T BE SUCH A LAZY SCUM! YOU'RE SO WORTHLESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 Liz why Liz plz why i felt compelled to share my story with the peeps down at Serenes. D: did i do something wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 :D i'll be the harpy hag you've always needed! HEY YOU ASS, TAKE A BATH! HEY, DON'T BE SUCH A LAZY SCUM! YOU'RE SO WORTHLESS Is it bad that I'm intrigued by how that would work? Ok, if only because you'll probably be a better motivater than anything else in my life. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) why do i want do give you money all of a sudden Edited March 20, 2013 by Doga Blockovich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I just mean why would you suck the super glue out with your mouth to test if it had dried whyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I nearly stuck my fingers together with Dermabond once but I'm pretty sure your story beats mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Is it bad that I'm intrigued by how that would work? Ok, if only because you'll probably be a better motivater than anything else in my life. :D GET UP AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE LAZY PIECE OF SHIT! why do i want do give you money all of a sudden Because i'm broke and i need every cent. :D I just mean why would you suck the super glue out with your mouth to test if it had dried whyyyyyy i really didn't think things through. no regrets Edited March 20, 2013 by Liz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Because i'm broke and i need every cent. :D And I suppose you don't mind experimenting new and exotic things. Now what can you do with a pink marker and some liquid paper, hmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 GET UP AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE LAZY PIECE OF SHIT! Yay! It's just like I imagined~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) i've opened Pandora's Box. Things will never be the same again EDIT: On an unrelated note, the glue thing didn't work. guess that piece of metal will be in there for good. Edited March 20, 2013 by Liz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Dude don't take shit from that piece of metal. It's probably a minimum wage, dropped out of college chump with no direction in life. So give it direction like mainly A PUNCH IN THE FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Bianchi We all have our derp moments but yours is the derpest of all. Future Darwin Award winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I've never expected you to do such a thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 And I suppose you don't mind experimenting new and exotic things. Now what can you do with a pink marker and some liquid paper, hmm? You bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Wow. Super glue. In your mouth... O_O I hope that last bit gets out. ... ... ... I still can't even imagine what superglue in my mouth would feel like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Hahahahahahaha, you're amazing. You should probably have seen a doctor about all that super glue though. Or at least, you should go see one now for the patch behind your front teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) That will be a fun story to tell your dentist XD I used to have remains of glue on my teeth from braces. It gradually wore away, so I'm sure super glue does too? It will, but superglue - unlike glue used for braces - isn't meant to be metabolized by the body. It's probably not gonna be a problem, but I recommend you go and have a dentist remove it, just to be on the safe side. EDIT: and by "probably" I have absolutely no evidence to base it on, at all. It's probably best to go see a doctor with some haste. Edited March 20, 2013 by Gyarados Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Hahahahahahaha, you're amazing. You should probably have seen a doctor about all that super glue though. Or at least, you should go see one now for the patch behind your front teeth. It will, but superglue - unlike glue used for braces - isn't meant to be metabolized by the body. It's probably not gonna be a problem, but I recommend you go and have a dentist remove it, just to be on the safe side. EDIT: and by "probably" I have absolutely no evidence to base it on, at all. It's probably best to go see a doctor with some haste. Don't listen to these plebs super glue is a mystical panacea that cures all ills. I'm eating a super glue sandwich right now and I feel great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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