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[Integrity]

author's note: subsequent posts do include answers so if you actually give a fuck about the integrity (haw haw haw) of the quiz post before opening any spoilers

ERSTE PART integrity the preferences

1. My favorite color is

A) blood

B) orange

C) pink

D) blue

E) purple

2. I usually listen to

A) pop

B) industrial metal

C) instrumentals (vocals are evil)

D) videogaems music

E) anything

3. My bestest animal friend is the

A) sheep

B) goat

C) shark

D) cat

E) goose

4. My favorite TV show is

A) Firefly

B) Burn Notice

C) Hogan's Heroes

D) Doctor Who

E) M*A*S*H

5. My favorite videogaem is

A) Heroes of Might and Magic III

B) Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory

C) Master of Magic

D) Dawn of War

E) Minecraft

6. The best card in Cards Against Humanity is

A) Morgan Freeman's voice

B) Sudden Poop Explosion Disease

C) That thing that electrocutes your abs

D) The ooze

E) The biggest, blackest dick

ZWEITE PART integrity the real or the no good

7. I'm in college to be a

A) mechanical engineer

B) industrial engineer

C) civil engineer

D) aeronautical engineer

E) chemical engineer

8. My car is named

A) Herbert

B) Chester

C) Natasha

D) Matilda

E) Amelie

9. most_baller was a heartwarming encounter between me and notable SF user

A) Ike-Mike

B) Dio

C) FreohrDatia

D) Specta

E) Sirius

10. My proficiency with Japanese is

A) surprising

B) respectable

C) unharnessed

D) laughable

E) abysmal

11. I ran playlogs of all but:

A) Might and Magic 7

B) Amnesia: The Dark Descent

C) X-COM: Apocalypse

D) Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

E) Icewind Dale

12. In my life, I have broken how many bones?

A) None whatsoever.

B) Just a few fingers, nothing major.

C) Destroyed one of my toes once, fun story.

D) Dislocated a shoulder once, does that count?

E) Clean broke my arm, shit sucked.

DRITTE PART integrity the waifus

13. Waifu Emblem Awakening

A) Sumia

B) Cynthia

C) Cherche

D) Anna

E) Flavia

14. Waifu Fantasy

A) Rosa

B) Lenna

C) Terra

D) Yuna

E) Penelo

15. RPG Waifu Mashup

A) Leliana

B) Tali'zorah nar'Rayyah

C) Mjoll the Lioness

D) Lieutenant Mira

E) Serena the Healer

(i'm ashamed i can't think of more sources for waifuage but my creativity has run dry)

(partial credit will be awarded for solid guesses that are wrong)

BONUS QUESTION if i were a sailor scout which would i be

BONUS QUESTION 2 if i were to bang a sailor scout which would i bang

Edited June 28, 2013 by Integrity

[charlie_]

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

C

the best one

[Freohr Datia]

Whaaaaaaaat I thought they were all E D=

[Randa]

B

A

E

B

A

C

B

A

E

C

B

B

C

C

[Da Bear]

1.C

2. C

3. C

4. C

5. C

6. C

7. C

8. C

9. C

10. C

11. C

12. C

13. C

14. C

15. C

the best one

obv picks are obv

[Integrity]

B

A

E

B

A

C

B

A

E

C

B

B

C

C

[spoiler=responses]1. my least favorite color of those listed

2. nope

3. you got the third ranking of five congratulations you're average

4. what little i watched i did not like

5. nope

6. good call

7. actually that was my original plan so partial credit!

8. it's a girl

9. i live with her

10. nailed it

11. nope

12. nope

13. nailed it

14. nailed it

you forgot 15 and the bonus so you lose your partial credit 4/15

EDIT: I'm not even going to grace the all-C answers with a grade. At least try, jerks. That joke's only funny when I do it.

Edited June 28, 2013 by Integrity

[ZemZem]

1. A

2. B

3. C

4. D

5. E

6. E

7. D

8. C

9. B

10. A

11. A

12. B

13. C

14. D

15. E

Bonus: Sailor ZM

[Integrity]

1. A

2. B

3. C

4. D

5. E

6. E

7. D

8. C

9. B

10. A

11. A

12. B

13. C

14. D

15. E

Bonus: Sailor ZM

1. second best nicely done

2. that's my mother, sorry

3. nailed it

4. second best ain't bad

5. great but not perfect unlike the actual winner of this one

6. the second greatest card in the game is this, yes

7. my school doesn't actually have an undergraduate aeronautical program

8. nicely played

9. i did meet her irl but that wasn't most_baller

10. specta sometimes teaches me japanese the wrong way as a joke

11. that was my only lp that attained any number of actual offsite viewers

12. nope

13. good job!

14. i do love her but she's (very) barely outclassed

15. so sexy (but you're wrong)

bonus: points for creativity

3/15 plus a lot of bonus points (were you trying to go for second-best on everything? if you were you'd score pretty well) so i'll give you 5/15

Edited June 28, 2013 by Integrity

[ZemZem]

1. second best nicely done

2. that's my mother, sorry

3. nailed it

4. second best ain't bad

5. great but not perfect unlike the actual winner of this one

6. the second greatest card in the game is this, yes

7. my school doesn't actually have an undergraduate aeronautical program

8. nicely played

9. i did meet her irl but that wasn't most_baller

10. specta sometimes teaches me japanese the wrong way as a joke

11. that was my only lp that attained any number of actual offsite viewers

12. nope

13. good job!

14. i do love her but she's (very) barely outclassed

15. so sexy (but you're wrong)

bonus: points for creativity

3/10 plus a lot of bonus points (were you trying to go for second-best on everything? if you were you'd score pretty well) so i'll give you 5/10

lol I just winged it

I'd answer them all honestly, but it's too late now. I'm surprised I did well, though. Hooray Integ!

[Ice Sage]

C

C

C

dammn idk A?

C

C

A

B

B

C

D

B

C

hmm C

E

Bonus: Sailor Sparkles

yeah i prolly got most of these wrong lol

[Freohr Datia]

What you're making me actually try??? Awwwwwwwww

1. C

2. C

3. B

4. E

5. D

6. B

7. C

8. C

9. E

10. C

11. ABCDE.............. C?

12. B!!

13. A duh

14. uhhhhhhh when in doubt C because because

15. Wat.... C

[Integrity]

shuffled the answers a little because the correct answer to all of them was actually c but sb my nephew ruined the joke too early so i changed it

(pulling responses together to the last two on a cached version)

[Freohr Datia]

You're going to make me try again????

Nah ;n;

[Integrity]

C

C

C

dammn idk A?

C

C

A

B

B

C

D

B

C

hmm C

E

Bonus: Sailor Sparkles

yeah i prolly got most of these wrong lol

since you know all your cs are right now

4. too short but it was good

7. fair guess but wrong

8. also fair guess but wrong

9. met her irl but that wasn't most_baller

11. i ragequat it but i did do most of it

12. why do all of you think i broke my toe

15. see zeem's for details

bonus: meh

you get a 8/15 which isn't bad (provided you hadn't figured my gimmick and were trying to cover it)

[Integrity]

What you're making me actually try??? Awwwwwwwww

1. C

2. C

3. B

4. E

5. D

6. B

7. C

8. C

9. E

10. C

11. ABCDE.............. C?

12. B!!

13. A duh

14. uhhhhhhh when in doubt C because because

15. Wat.... C

again your cs are right so

3. that was the best guess you could have made and still be wrong

4. i've watched a lot of mash and it's an ok show

5. dawn of war was a very excellent game and you are an excellent guesser and also wrong

6. that's rae's favorite (i think?)

9. you're so silly dear~

12. seriously toe is wrong

13. i see what you did there

9/15 because bonus credit and no bonus guess whaaaaat

Edited June 28, 2013 by Integrity

[Ice Sage]

since you know all your cs are right now

4. too short but it was good

7. fair guess but wrong

8. also fair guess but wrong

9. met her irl but that wasn't most_baller

11. i ragequat it but i did do most of it

12. why do all of you think i broke my toe

15. see zeem's for details

bonus: meh

you get a 8/15 which isn't bad (provided you hadn't figured my gimmick and were trying to cover it)

I'm surprised i got 8 right lol nice.

also yay purple. fav color as well :D

[peener weener]

1. i

2. k

3. e

4. s

5. u

6. c

7. k

8. s

9. d

10. i

11. c

12. k

13. s

14. !

15. !

[Integrity]

1. i

2. k

3. e

4. s

5. u

6. c

7. k

8. s

9. d

10. i

11. c

12. k

13. s

14. !

15. !

you forgot the bonus question hun

Edited June 28, 2013 by Integrity

[Specta]

E

A

E

C

C

C

-

B

D

A

D

C

A

-

E

D

C

-

bonus: trick question you'd be tuxedo mask

bonus bonus: sailor mars because she's fine

[Integrity]

E

A

E

C

C

C

-

B

D

A

D

C

A

-

E

D

C

-

bonus: trick question you'd be tuxedo mask

bonus bonus: sailor mars because she's fine

15/15

+10 points for bonus answer

+1 point for correct bonus bonus answer

26/15

[Specta]

sweet

[peener weener]

bonus 1 idk sailor jupiter?

bonus 2 yourself

[Integrity]

bonus 1 idk sailor jupiter?

bonus 2 yourself

not bad answers

[Nightmare]

1. E
2. E

3. D
4. A
5. A
6. E
7. B
8. C
9. A

10. C
11. A
12. E
13. B
14. D
15. E

bonus 1: Moon

bonus 2: Mars

Edited June 29, 2013 by Nightmare

[Darros]

I can't believe the boners of the elderly didn't even appear.

Maybe I'll try this not after backshift.