HHM Casualty Redux

[charlie_]

With the terrible attrocity that's masqurading as a VN almost over, I figured I would do something else. I started this a while ago, then stopped. But I started it again! Then stopped again, so uh... You know, I'm just gonna start now!

THE RULES
1. Hard mode all day every day.
2. Someone must die every chapter, determined by someone else's RNG.
3. Only exceptions to the rule are the lords, and people required for other's recruitment.
4. No arena abuse or anything similar.

[spoiler=THE DEATH LIST]

Ch  Unit       How
12  Dorcas     Managed to get screwed over by the RNG two runs in a row
13  Oswin      Took attacks from half the map for a few turns
13x Rebecca    Apparently Archers don't make good walls
14  Matthew    Didn't care much for living, apparently
15  Guy        Couldn't bring himself to live without Matthew
16  Lowen      Didn't approve of the idea of competition
17  Marcus     Apparently Steel Axes hurt
17x Priscilla  Completely overkilled by a critical
18  Sain       Gave up on dodgetanking unarmed at 3HP after a turn or so
19  Kent       Eventually, those Nomads WILL hit you enough to kill

[spoiler=CHAPTER 11]



Inputting my name was just too much pressure!



Well, a unit as glassy as this can't take too long to kill off, right?



MUST DISREGARD STRATEGY AND SAVE MONEY



MATTHEW WILL CHOKE THIS POINT

he even stole a lockpick!



Hey, give that back! It was rightfully stolen!



Wow, Matthew got lucky, too bad that Archer is going to



What



HECTOR SO RESISTANT



AND SO ACCURATE



Oh god, not this again.



You can't tell, but this was another miss.



Yes! Rutgerspeed!



Eventually Matthew realized that he isn't Seth, and died.



Finally!



HOW COULD I MISS



NO

MATTHEW DIED TO STEAL THAT LOCKPICK BACK

MUST RUSH BOSS TO SAVE THE RED GEM



Well that could've gone much worse.



Turns out there's actually a scene here if Matthew dies! Too bad I'm too much of a jerk to show it.

Next time, we meet up with Eliwood. That'll go well.

Edited October 26, 2013 by SB.

[Refa]

You fiend! Next thing I suppose you'll kill off everyone's favorite axe user, Marcus!

Just know that I totally called it.

[ZemZem]

I hope it isn't Rebecca.

[charlie_]

I feel like Hector is my only unit who gets stats I want.

[spoiler=CHAPTER 12]

I know Hector, I despise Serra too.

Top tier contributions right here.

SO FAST

REBECCA SO GOOD

Wait what you actually hit that

Almost OHKOed, really?

Such a climactic battle.

Lowen clearly wants to be Oswin.

Bartre why

He's going to become faster than strong, isn't he?

Screw you Rebecca.

Marcus weakens Zagan, so that everyone's favorite Fighter can take the kill.

If your favourite is Dorcas (like me) you don't count.

REBECCA IS TOO GOOD

Don't worry, it's not like it can happen again!

Screw you too game.

FINALLY

Time to get an amazing level up!

RAGE

[charlie_]

I feel sorry for Dorcas. I really do.

[spoiler=CHAPTER 13]

So uh, this guy is alive now because I restarted. This was because eclipse was nice enough to modify her generator for FE7, only it assumes full recruitment, so yeah. Bartre will probably exist forever, whether I like it or not.

Dorcas still died in Chapter 12, because he has the worst luck.

It's remarkable how she managed a single stat level up twice.

oh my god eliwood sucks

Meanwhile Hector doubles and ORKOes.

Did I mention Hector's speed tied his strength at one point? It was weird.

Eliwouldnotuse

meh

Serra will choke the point!

That worked out so well in the FEF RP.

I think this is a sign for Matthew and Rebecca to run.

BARTRE WHY

Can I trade this generic cav for Lowen

Crossing via snags is for chumps.

Like most of my team.

Stop running away and let me recruit you!

Eliwood redeems himself!

Why did you have to make this so much more difficult than it needed to be?

I was honestly expecting Guy to whiff, so this was a pleasant surprise.

REBECCA IS A GOOD UNIT GUYS

so is bartre

SO GOOD

For units with high defense, thwomps seem to die an awful lot whenever I do casualty runs.

C support, go!

How did this happen

SOUND THE RETREAT

oh god

Hector emulates Oswin. Only without the dying part.

Somehow one of my best units.

Eliwood too good

I think Guy might orko him

I brought you back from the dead, and this is how you repay me?

And now he emulates Matthew.

Why don't my healers get the one stat I actually want?

[ZemZem]

Why don't my healers get the one stat I actually want?

Defense?

Gotta love them THWOMP clerics.

[charlie_]

SPEED UPDATING

[spoiler=CHAPTER 13X]

EVEN THIS STRENGTH PROC WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

We're already at 0 hit?

It's back to 20, although it doesn't matter because he's kind of dead.

We get it, you're a Myrmidon.

HOW COULD ANYONE FORGIVE YOUR 5 STRENGTH

I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE GUYS

Yeah, maybe you're better back there.

BARTRE WHY

SO DURABLE

I like how this doesn't even OHKO.

It would now, though!

Definitely a Thief.

Definitely a Myrmidon.

Totally a good idea.

Bartre might win this fight?

THIEVES ARE THE BEST AT VISITING VILLAGES

just see FE11 if you don't believe me

I would celebrate with Bartre, but he probably can't read this.

[Ice Sage]

glad to see this back bro

rip beccy

[charlie_]

Apparently Matthew didn't really care for living anyway.

[spoiler=CHAPTER 14]

Save the jerk!

SO STRONG

Eliwood what

Priscilla saves Marcus.

THWOMP WILL CHOKE THIS POINT

too bad the point no longer exists rip

I'm glad you're a corpse!

Lowen manages to make 4 stat levels look meh.

STRETCHMAN GOT NOTHING ON PRISSY

This is the part where we run the fuck away.

What happened to you having speed?

I wasn't talking about you!

Shopping before Merlinus explodes.

He survived for like, 4 turns more than I expected.

4hkoing guy shitlife

Yeah, I think we've got this.

YES

[Nicolas]

I always recognize that I must keep Eliwood alive.

And no Iron Blade. Why? Because it cost extra turn?

[charlie_]

Why would turns matter here? I was more preoccupied with keeping units alive, and I don't have much use for it anyway.

[spoiler=CHAPTER 15]

Rescue chaining like a pro.

For that, you actually need a sword.

Eliwood is the best.

what

LOWEN YES

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

Don't worry, Bartre is the best way to counter a myrmidon.

The thwompiest.

How long are you gonna keep this up?

WHO NEEDS SPEED

slight tactical flaw

Oops.

[Elieson]

WHO NEEDS MAG ANYWAY!?!

Stretchman4lyfe 10/10 would recruit if costs turns

[ZemZem]

I know that Priscilla got MAG in her level. I think.

GO WIL, SERRA, PRISCILLA, HEATH, AND PENT

[charlie_]

No matter what you say about my updating speed, it's still better than BBM.

[spoiler=CHAPTER 16]

10/10 would firstpick again

Wil contributes!

I know, it shocks me too.

BARTRE BEST

TRULY EVIL

I think we all know who the best Cavalier here is.

(it was lowen rip)

Not even sure if it's worth it, but eh.

HOLSERKY

Screw you too.

9 damage with a crit is still depressing.

Meh, it's mag.

THE STRONGEST

NO, MUST SAVE MERLINUS

This will clearly go well!

THWOMPADOUR

Thank goodness, a speed proc. I was getting worried.

Hint: we didn't save him.

What?

SO CLOSE

STILL NOT THERE

You know Eliwood? Just... keep doing what you're doing.

Well, Wil's contributions went downhill fast.

SO GOOD

And then I ran away because the Cavs probably would've killed Bartre.

Edited October 8, 2013 by SB.

[charlie_]

THE SAIN TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

[spoiler=CHAPTER 17]

Depolyment: Serra and Florina are benched.

I'm really not used to having extras in Casualty runs.

You are forgiven for last map.

10/10 argument, would sheep

Aw yeah.

I knew I had this Slim Lance here for a reason!

BRILLIANT TACTICS

BRILLIANT LEVEL UPS

NOT SO BRILLIANT TACTICS

Wil ruins everything.

Marcus rush go!

And I thought I wasn't playing for turns.

Raven, get.

Correction, nearly dead Raven, get.

The best.

This was the real reason I was rushing!

BARTRESPEED

SAIN THE GREAT

Cavs are good units, apparently.

Who knew?

Troubs aren't though.

ZM this is your fault.

I'm waiting for his strength to pass his luck.

Neat.

Enemy mages too strong man.

Erk too, apparently.

Raven showing his COMBAT PROWESS.

Kent isn't the speed cav. That's Sain. Kent is the defense cav.

No kill like overkill!

That was definitely a battle.

You two can sit in a corner now.

Meh.

Everyone needs to be more like Sain.

RIP

Thwomp harder.

BARTRE THE BEST

This makes me feel slightly better about my next death.

[Jedi]

Your Eliwood looks like a normal one of mine :P unless super blessed even more

[X-Naut]

Not Marcus!

[PKL]

A very mad ZM coming in 3...2...1...

[Breezy Kanzaki]

2 chapter 17's!

So good!

[Elieson]

BARTRE THE BOSS

[PKL]

Darn, he's not online it seems. But yeah, ZM won't like the next death if SB's directly indirect last quote means what I think it means. Also Sain is the beast. Not even the best, just the beast.

Edited October 8, 2013 by PKL

[charlie_]

2 chapter 17's!

So good!

Go home Breezy, you're drunk.

[Breezy Kanzaki]

Go home Breezy, you're drunk.

No, you are.....

[ZemZem]

DAT SAIN

ZM this is your fault.



This makes me feel slightly better about my next death.

What did I do?

...

A very mad ZM coming in 3...2...1...

Darn, he's not online it seems. But yeah, ZM won't like the next death if SB's directly indirect last quote means what I think it means. Also Sain is the beast. Not even the best, just the beast.

;n;

But yeah, Sain's a beast.

[charlie_]

YEAH

[spoiler=CHAPTER 17X]

Dang, unit slots are really tight this chapter.

SAIN FEARS NOTHING

EXCEPT BEING 3HKOED

EXCELLENT, MORE CHANCE THAT SAIN WILL LIVE

Keeeeeeeeent

For super units, they don't really feel that threatening.

Bro.

Apparently magic is the only stat Erk cares to proc regularly.

Truly terrifying.

Merlinus ragequits again.

I don't know what you're doing Erk, but keep it up.

You on the other hand...

This is the most pathetic Nomad I've ever seen.

Still amazing.

This is the best plan.

I told you, not even damaged.

THE MOST DURABLE

Bad level, bad timing. Still the best.

Did someone order ZM's tears?

Maybe you'll be more than just another body that might keep Sain alive!

The fastest.

Next time...

Fuck my life.