Redwall Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 The bed bug died while feeding on me (couldn't handle my juices, I guess). I didn't have any rashes or bumps as a result, but after I peeled it off, I noticed that a small chunk of my skin was gone--possibly because the bug's rostrum was inserted deep enough inside me to take out some skin upon my pulling it out. This explanation doesn't seem reasonable, though, since bed bugs are so small. Anyone have a better explanation? I am kind of looking forward to going back to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 oh god no go to a doctor >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It must have been the Joltic in Flandre's signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwall Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) It must have been the Joltic in Flandre's signature. Pokemon X/Y gave the move Sticky Web to Joltik. That must explain why it was stuck to my finger in the first place. Edited October 23, 2013 by Nessie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewyeon Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 OH MY GOODNESS. Go see a doctor and explain the situation ASAP. I'd be terrified of going back to bed D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 there's no need to go see a doctor if you don't suspect an infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 now, now, let's not be rational about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) as long as it didnt happen to your genitalia, i'd say you're good to go to bed again and maybe wash your sheets / clean your room more often Edited October 23, 2013 by black op: skyfang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light-Heart Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Creepy ! I would sell the bed to a Charity and get a new one. Or.... burn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 yeah, clean the fuck out of your bed and any carpets in the room. exterminate those fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk King Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 proof or it didnt happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It must have been the Joltic in Flandre's signature. If Joltik existed in real life, it could feed on my flesh as much as it likes. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Good to hear it only lasted a night. I once had a [spoiler=Let the record state that you. have. been. warned. perhaps not adequately, but warned nonetheless]huge bugger, the size of the largest "finger" bones in your hand, that clung to my scalp for weeks on end, through baths and trips to chlorine-filled pools, circa ~late elementary school age one summer. It stuck around so long because, me being little/dumb and it being indistinct enough to the touch, I assumed it was a weirdly huge dandruffy lump of skin that somehow didn't feel like anything, much less hurt, when prodded and flicked around. It was only finally revealed when I had my parents take a look: they cut off its head with scissors, then had to use tweezers to get that out, its jaws were so entrenched. I freaked out a little! Today, I try to do the whole "sympathy for all living things" deal, at least to some degree in practice as well as mind, to the extent that if I see a catchable bug in my house, I'll get a cup and a postcard or a tissue/whatever and transport it outside, but all bets are very much the fuck off if anything lands or crawls on me son I'm fittin to give you a Viking funeral in a fully stocked matchbox Edited October 23, 2013 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 watta watta watta watta watta watta watta-whirl, you feel me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 jesus christ rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwall Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 rehab wins the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 yeah nothings wrong with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 don't think ive ever seen a bed bug, i've heard about them from yank media though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 all parasites are good to kill so don't hesitate to kill fleas/begbugs/ticks/mosquitoes, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I almost made that exception the other day with a tick I found on my dog, I tried to crush it with my finger under a tissue like 4 times every time, it just kept on moving, didn't even have any limb damage or lose any blood It humbled me. Had to take it outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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