Esau of Isaac Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Call a doctor if your erection lasts for longer than your natural lifespan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 Doctor: "Just swallow these and call me in the morning." ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 esme is always last poster here rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Call a doctor if your erection lasts for longer than your natural lifespan. The typical response to "call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than [long period of time]" is "If I had an erection for [aforemention extended duration of elapsed perception of time] then I wouldn't call a doctor, I'd call [various possible references to sources of orifices in which to place virile erection]" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 esme is always last poster here rofl That's because I reply to almost everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 i signed up to college confidential and these kids are all applying to caltech and upenn and here i am applying to nyu and syracuse damn white people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 i signed up to college confidential and these kids are all applying to caltech and upenn and here i am applying to nyu and syracuse damn white people Not many places accept dogs due to their low IQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 i signed up to college confidential and these kids are all applying to caltech and upenn and here i am applying to nyu and syracuse damn white people don't worry about it! they're probably going to major in ART Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Not many places accept dogs due to their low IQ. affirmative action gg esme where are you headed to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 what do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Could have said "well I'm the gayest, that's why I made the thread" but you ruined it and are completely not gay enough to post here anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 what do you mean? you're a senior arent you? was asking where you were applying to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 you're a senior arent you? was asking where you were applying to oh I'm still deciding what the fuck I want to major in however I'm considering applying to whittier college 'cause it's right next to where I work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 have you considered majoring in ART? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 haha yeah but I'm not exactly interested in ~*~*~ART~*~*~ as a major Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 oh I'm still deciding what the fuck I want to major in however I'm considering applying to whittier college 'cause it's right next to where I work Haha Esme you're gonna be wittier than anyone else in the forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 that is one of my life goals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 goal reached not that hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 have you considered majoring in ART? i want to make a bad action replay joke, but i don't know what the T would stand for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 i want to make a bad action replay joke, but i don't know what the T would stand for... testies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegmund Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 My boner never dies Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegmund Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 testies! Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Let's post more LGBT music. The voluptuous hit single from Steven Nilson and Mikael Asterfelle is a good place to start. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4qSkKd1_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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