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Alright I'll give it a try...

Outskirts of serenes forest(With the girls)

Fox:It's so nice to find a hot spring that those perverts don't know about...*Sighs happily*

Songbird:Come on Fox,don't be so mean...

Bianchi:Shut up Song,you don't know what your talking about

Song:...But I...

Cym and Des:Song,it's better if you just listen to them...

All:And never tell the guys about this place!

Outside of the Forest(Ether(ME) Is hunting some sort of huge beast)

Ether:Hah!*Swings Silver Poleax*

*Is blocked*

Ether:Damn...

*Beast charges*

Ether:Shit!*runs*

Ether manages top evade the beast,and accidentally makes his way into the forest

Hotspring:

Fox:Soooo Relaxing...

Freohr:So what do we tell the guys we were doing?

Bianchi:We just lie,we'll think of something...

???: Fuck!

All: What was...

*Ether flies through a tree and lands in the spring*

*Ether stands up and shakes his head,then looks around for a second until...*

Ether:Damn, that bastard has a big horn...*Notices the girls*

*A very tense silence ensues until*

*CGV and Masu appear from a bush*

Both:Oh come on...we just sit here and watch and you kill us,but he bursts in and ruins your good time and gets nothing but a View!?!

* All the girls stare at them*

CGV:Do you think that was a bad Idea...?

Masu:Yup...

So how was it?

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Alright I'll give it a try...

Outskirts of serenes forest(With the girls)

Fox:It's so nice to find a hot spring that those perverts don't know about...*Sighs happily*

Songbird:Come on Fox,don't be so mean...

Bianchi:Shut up Song,you don't know what your talking about

Song:...But I...

Cym and Des:Song,it's better if you just listen to them...

All:And never tell the guys about this place!

Outside of the Forest(Ether(ME) Is hunting some sort of huge beast)

Ether:Hah!*Swings Silver Poleax*

*Is blocked*

Ether:Damn...

*Beast charges*

Ether:Shit!*runs*

Ether manages top evade the beast,and accidentally makes his way into the forest

Hotspring:

Fox:Soooo Relaxing...

Freohr:So what do we tell the guys we were doing?

Bianchi:We just lie,we'll think of something...

???: Fuck!

All: What was...

*Ether flies through a tree and lands in the spring*

*Ether stands up and shakes his head,then looks around for a second until...*

Ether:Damn, that bastard has a big horn...*Notices the girls*

*A very tense silence ensues until*

*CGV and Masu appear from a bush*

Both:Oh come on...we just sit here and watch and you kill us,but he bursts in and ruins your good time and gets nothing but a View!?!

* All the girls stare at them*

CGV:Do you think that was a bad Idea...?

Masu:Yup...

So how was it?

So CGV and I get owned and you just look at their goods!?!??!?!

AWESOME. XD

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Part Deux.

Metal Arc: So, it seems as though we are upon a Quest for the Holy CGV.

Fox: Make that reference again and I turn you into a rabbit.

Metal Arc: Boing.

Hika: We’ve been walking for almost an entire day. What the hell has the writer been doing?

Kiryn: Now Hika, I’m sure the writer is very busy.

Hika: Who cares? The writer should get off his lazy ass and actually write!

Writer: *voice booms down from the sky* Well sure Hika. I’ll begin by writing your death scene.

Hika: Bitch.

-MEANWHILE-

Zeph: It’s been an entire day! Shouldn’t we have caught up with them by now!?

Fireman: We would have if you didn’t stop every five minutes.

Zeph: But I have to tie my shoes.

Fireman: You’re wearing sandals.

Zeph: …So I am.

-At the Hospital-

CGV: So…can I have your number?

Nurse: Phones don’t exist yet. Neither should hospitals, but I’m not the writer.

Writer: WHY IS EVERYONE MOCKING ME!?

CGV: Oh. Well how about a date? Right now.

Nurse: But you’re still wounded.

CGV: Nah, I’m fine. I have been for a day now.

Nurse: …Then why are you still here?

CGV: Because you’re so hot I get 3rd Degree Burns.

Nurse: … SECURITY.

-Back in the Forest-

Kiryn: How much longer is it!? We’ve been walking for so long now!

Fox: The fact that we have no clue where the hospital is probably doesn’t help.

Kiryn: What!? I thought we had a map of the entire forest!

Fox: Metal Arc ate it.

Metal Arc: It tasted like cookie.

Zeph: I’VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!

Hika: Oh damn, Hitler found us.

Zeph: I take offense to that statement! Fireman! Keel him! Nao!

Fireman: I don’t see any money.

Zeph: What am I, a bank!?

Fireman: You’d better hope that you are if you hired me.

Hika: I’ll pay you 10,000 Gold to NOT kill me.

Fireman: Fair enough. *takes*

Zeph: Whose side are you on!?

Fireman: The highest bidder.

Zeph: But I just paid you 110,000 Gold!

Fireman: I feel another 100,000 coming on for harassment…

Zeph: You’re a dastard.

Fireman: You swore. Put a Fireman penny in the swear jar.

Zeph: A Fireman penny?

Fireman: 10,000 Gold.

Zeph: Of course…

Fireman: Oh, by the way, while you were busy not paying me, they managed to escape.

Zeph: What!? *turns around to notice that everyone is gone besides Metal Arc, who is climbing a tree*

Metal Arc: I’m a squirrel!

Fireman: Nice going, thanks for wasting my time. You owe me an extra 25,000 Gold.

Zeph: You’re going to drive me bankrupt, you know that?

Fireman: That was the plan all along.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Good job Zeph, I lol'd hard.

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-At the Hospital-

CGV: So…can I have your number?

Nurse: Phones don’t exist yet. Neither should hospitals, but I’m not the writer.

Writer: WHY IS EVERYONE MOCKING ME!?

CGV: Oh. Well how about a date? Right now.

Nurse: But you’re still wounded.

CGV: Nah, I’m fine. I have been for a day now.

Nurse: …Then why are you still here?

CGV: Because you’re so hot I get 3rd Degree Burns.

Nurse: … SECURITY.

Dude, I'm seriously gonna use that line someday and I'll tell you the day I do

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Hotspring:

Fox:Soooo Relaxing...

Freohr:So what do we tell the guys we were doing?

Bianchi:We just lie,we'll think of something...

???: Fuck!

All: What was...

*Ether flies through a tree and lands in the spring*

*Ether stands up and shakes his head,then looks around for a second until...*

Ether:Damn, that bastard has a big horn...*Notices the girls*

*A very tense silence ensues until*

*CGV and Masu appear from a bush*

Both:Oh come on...we just sit here and watch and you kill us,but he bursts in and ruins your good time and gets nothing but a View!?!

* All the girls stare at them*

CGV:Do you think that was a bad Idea...?

Masu:Yup...

So how was it?

Reminds me of ToW:RM in a convo with Chester and Lloyd.

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Reminds me of ToW:RM in a convo with Chester and Lloyd.

OH when he tells them the peeping spot and raine and arche hear them and arche goes "I can look at raine's boobs any time!" and raine is like "WTF"

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Dont worry about that! Just give it a shot man! Dont worry about the ppl who go like "Lawl Orignial Members FTW FOCUS ON THEM!!!" you guys are just as important (well some of you are) so just try it out!

First of all, I have nothing against any of the newer members. However, there are several reasons why I am focusing on the original members of the sitcom only.

A: It's easy to keep up with seven characters rather than everyone who's ever joined. If I focused on every member of the current sitcom, I'd probably leave out people, or give them small roles.

B: I started writing again because of a sudden burst of nostalgia I got. I remembered all the fun I had writing for the sitcom in the old days, with all the original members. I believe one of the reasons the sitcom is declining in popularity is because so many people were in it and it was getting harder and harder to write that many people in an episode.

C: I wanted to try and return the sitcom to the good old days. Maybe even revive it to its former splendor. And to do that I decided to just "start over" and write all the original members only. Should I decide to keep writing after this plotline is over. (I'm still debating this fact) Then I will try and include more members in my writing.

With that I present Part 3 of Serenes Sitcom Gaiden. It just keeps going!

Fox: Well, we finally made it.

Hika: It’s about damn time.

Kiryn: Aren’t we forgetting someone…?

Fox: Who, Arc? I tossed something shiny up into a tree, so he would waste his time looking for it. He would have slowed us down anyway.

Hika: Wow, Fox. That’s awesome.

Kiryn: Awesome? That’s cruel! Ditching a fellow team member… Who KNOWS what they’re doing to him!? They could be torturing him for information!

-Further Back in the Forest-

Metal Arc: I’m a squirrel! *tosses a nut down from the tree, which falls on top of Zeph’s head*

Zeph: I swear to god, if he tosses ONE MORE NUT at me, I’m going to climb that tree and kill him!

Fireman: We both know you can’t climb.

Zeph: Well… I’ll tornado him down!

Fireman: Unless you forgot, your book is soaked. Unless of course you want to provide him with water so he can survive up there longer.

Metal Arc: Whee! *tosses another nut at Zeph’s head*

Zeph: Ouch! Stop doing that you dastard!

Metal Arc: But it’s fun!

Zeph: That’s it! *runs up to the base of the tree and begins shaking it*

Metal Arc: Rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby-- W-Wooooooooooah!! *Metal Arc falls from the tree and hit’s the ground headfirst, effectively knocking him out cold*

Zeph: Ha! Zeph - 1, Metal Arc - 0!

Fireman: Nice job. You killed him. I HAVE taught you something after all.

Zeph: Did not. *stares at Metal Arc’s unmoving body* Oh shit maybe I did. Hey…Arc…You alright?

Metal Arc: …Ugh… My head…

Zeph: It’s aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!! *lightning clashes in the background*

Fireman: They also call me Lightningman.

Metal Arc: What the hell happened…? Why’d you knock me out of that tree you imbecile!

Zeph: Coherent sentences…? Oh. My. God. Arc must have landed in the exact spot where he buried his brain!

Metal Arc: You really are a total retard, aren’t you?

Zeph: Ignoring that… How would you like to join us in helping stop the others from finding CGV and eventually murdering me?

Fireman: I can murder you now and save everyone the trouble if you’d like.

Metal Arc: Why in blazes would I want to join you?

Zeph: Uh…because I has an carrot?

Metal Arc: No! My one true weakness! Give it to me! Or perish!

Zeph: Not unless you agree to help us.

Metal Arc: Ugh…fine…fine. Just give me the carrot!

Zeph: Here you are. *hands over carrot, which is promptly devoured by Metal Arc*

Metal Arc: So delicious… Okay! Let’s go!

Fireman: It’s about time the plot went somewhere.

-In the Forest Jail-

CGV: You know, I had no idea we had a jail.

Cop: It was just built yesterday…to house PUNKS like you.

CGV: I’m not a punk. I’m just a pervert.

Cop: Are you questioning my authority, Private?

CGV: What…? Of course not! I was just correcting you--

Cop: Drop and give me 20!

CGV: Oh god, you’re not one of THOSE types of cops, are you?

Cop: Push-ups!

CGV: Oh. Right. I knew that.

-Inside the Hospital-

Fox: Okay, let’s just find CGV so we can reinstate him as leader and kick Zeph off his high horse.

Hika: Sounds like a plan.

Kiryn: There’s a receptionist’s counter. Let me go ask them about CGV.

-A Few Minutes Later-

Hika: God, these magazines suck. They’re all full of conspiracy theories. “Vampire Gareth sighted in forest during the night.” What a load of bull.

Fox: Oh, here come Kiryn. Where’s CGV?

Kiryn: Weeeeeeeeeeeeell… Apparently he got sent off to a Jail because he tried a sexually assault a nurse or something.

Fox: Why am I not surprised?

Hika: “Rising Gas Prices the leading cause of Super Cancer…” Who READS this crap?

Fox: You do, apparently. You’ve been bitching about that magazine for the past 5 minutes, yet haven’t once stopped reading it.

Hika: It’s impossible to put down, damn it. “Bigfoot blamed for the trampling of pink flowers.” Part of me wants to kill myself but the rest wants to keep reading…

Fox: Anyway… How far away is the jail?

Kiryn: About a day’s walk away I hear.

Hika: Sounds like an excuse to drag out this plotline even more.

Fox: Maybe so…but we have to find CGV.

Kiryn: For Great Justice !!

TO BE CONTINUED

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  • 3 months later...
REVIVES!!!

Anyway, can I join if you get back to the sitcom?

Also, I read the whole thing in 2 days, not straight. Is that a record?

No. I read the whole thing in a few hours. Back when there was only two and a half seasons.

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Lol. I would help write this, but I don't really know anybody here that well.

Although now that I've read it I think it's just supposed to be funny ...

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Screw my last post. I felt like writing something, so I did.

*scene opens in main room. Karino (me), MaSu, CGV, and MR are playing brawl*

Karino: Take that! Ninjaaaaaaaaa!

CGV: Why do you say that?

Karino: Ninja? It's my battle cry.

MR: Hey! That was a cheap shot!

CGV: I never said I wasn't cheap.

Karino: Pikachu! Use Falcon punch!

CGV: Hacker....

MaSu: He probably is.

Karino: No, I just started the game.

I knew Pikachu shouldn't have that.

MaSu: I wonder who it was, then?

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???: What?! My heinous plan isn't working! I thought they would stop playing if the game had a glitch... Ah, here's the answer to my problems, right on time...

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*Fox and Bianchi walk in*

Fox: It's time for us to take another territory!

MaSu: But it's eight o'--

Bianchi: Shush!

Karino: I woke up ate one.....

CGV: Is there something wrong with you?

Karino: No! I just... wake up... really...

All: *stare at Karino*

Karino: Uhhh... FINE! I played Brawl until you guys woke up. But I'm not the hacker, I swear!

Fox: Anyway, seeing as Karino is too tired, all but him follow me.

Karino: Sweet. (that excuse always works)

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Karino: *hears cursing, yelling and explosions from the other room* I guess they're back. I'll eat this sandwich later. *puts sandwich away*

???: Here, hold this, genericlackey#12.

Karino: What? Who the hell are you people?!

???: *stabs Wii with his spear*

Karino: My Wii...

???: Mwahaha!

Karino: My Wii..!

???: Now you have to leave more, and go to McDonalds! For I am Ronald McDonald, the clown man from TV.

Karino: My Wii...! *eye twitches*

Ronald McDonald: Kid, you're creeping me out.

Karino: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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CGV: Dammit... Karino gets all the luck.

MaSu: Yeah, he never has to fight.

Fox: Well, I'll be he's rotting his brains right now. You guys should be happy I rescued you from that fate.

CGV, MaSu, and MR: *sigh...*

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Ronald McDonald: I don't get it! You took down my generic lackeys! How?!

Karino: I loved that Wii. Now all I have left in the world is my sandwich.

RMD: o.O

Karino: How the hell can I Wii with people around the world! I can't even Wii by myself anymore! And for this, you die!

RMD: Can we---

Karino: NOOOOO! *charges*

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Fox: Well, we succeeded.

MR: Uhhh... is that--

CGV: Finally! I get to Wii again!

MR: I think the--

MaSu: Finally!

MR: Dammit guys the base is on fire!

Fox: o.O

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*they run in*

MR: *eats fire*

Karino: *sitting in corner mumbling*

MaSu: Hey dude, are you okay?

CGV: Oh my God the Wii!

*at this Karino starts rocking back and forth, holding his head and muttering about Happy Meals*

Fox: *opens closet and corpse falls out* Oh GOD it's Ronald McDonald!

MR: Hey, I want some food. *opens cupboards and genericlackeys #s 1-12 fall out*

CGV: Karino, what'd you do?!

Karino: *wakes up* He killed our Wii!

CGV: What happened!?

*at this point Karino explained exactly what happened. I will not post the parts you have already seen.*

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*30 minutes before the others arrived*

Karino: We're equally matched... *blocks knife with sword*

RMD: Join me, and we shall rule the Empire, Clown and Random Child!

Karino: Dude... I'm vegetarian.

RMD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *has seizure and dies*

Karino: *looks around* Where do I hide the bodies?

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*back to present*

Karino: All I have left is my sandwich....

MR: Karino! *walks in* You make really good sandwiches!

Karino: *eye twitches* My sandwich...

--------------------------------

The End. You can guess what happens from there.

How was it?

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All right, today it might not be a filler.

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*All the guys are in the main room*

CGV: I'm bored....

Nightmare: So are we all.

MaSu: Where the hell'd the girls go?

Lyle: They said they were going to take another territory without us.

Karino: ...MR, what's with the bump on your head?

MR:.....

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*30 minutes ago*

MR: I'm gonna listen to the girls talking. Maybe I'll learn something useful.

Fox: So, the hot spring is there?

Bianchi: Yes. I've been there once. It was great.

Princess: Well, I'm looking forward to it.

MR: A hot spring! Can I come?

Fox:....

Bianchi:.....

Princess:.....

Kiryn: *Walks up from behind and hits MR with hammer*

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MR: I don't know.

Karino: Damn Ronald McDonald... ever since he blew up the Wii there's been nothing to do....

CGV: Do you want to play truth or dare?

Karino: I hate that game.

Nightmare: No, I have a bad feeling about this.

MaSu: Sure.

MR: Sure.

Fireman: Sure.

Lyle: Fine.

CGV: Alright, Fireman, Lethality Karino.

Karino: Wtf kind of truth or dare is this? He didn't even ask--

Fireman: Lethality.

Karino: *dies*

Nightmare: o.O I'm playing.

Fireman: MaSu, truth or dare?

MaSu: Dare.

Fireman: I dare you to... go buy a new Wii.

MaSu: Dammit, I only have enough money for that.... MR, truth or dare?

MR: Shouldn't you be leaving? Dare.

MaSu: Give me 300 dollars.

MR: Dammit. *gives*

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*in hell*

Karino: I hate them. I hate them so much.

Demon: Here is the list of your crimes.

1. You killed Ronald McDonald---

Karino: I'm pretty sure he was a pedophile. I think I did the world a favor.

Demon: True, but you did kill genericlackeys1-12.

Karino:...

Demon: Your punishment is to fight in Hades's army.

Karino: Shit.

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MaSu: *walking through forest and hears laughing* What is that?

Fox: We fooled them!

MaSu: (what?)

Bianchi: Yeah, they think we're out fighting somewhere.

Princess: It's not a good idea to leave them alone in there though.

Remember when we left Karino alone?

Fox: Ronald McDonald was a pedophile, it doesn't matter.

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Karino: Sir yes sir!

Demon Commando: We are the advance force.

Karino: Sir yes sir!

Demon Commando: We move against Serene Forest in three hours!

Karino: Sir yes sir! (in mind: OH DAMMIT!)

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==SF Sitcom~Season 5==

-------The Revival-----------

*At the Tavern~TLS and Gatrie are sitting at the bar while Fireman serves drinks*

Gatrie: Gimme another round Fireman.

Fireman: Haven't you had enough?

Gatrie: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Fireman: Aaaaaaand he's wasted...TLS take his ass home.

TLS: Listen man I got my own problems.

Fireman: Still depressed about Song leaving...

TLS: No...sort of...

Gatrie: C'mon man, gimme your car keys and I'll take you to a cat-girl strip club.

TLS: Your drunk shitless man, and Aren't you engaged?

Gatrie: Dun judge the playa, judge the game.

TLS: Fireman what'd you do with that Bottle of Rat Poison.

Fireman: You two may be THE most depressing individuals in the world.

*Soren, Cloud Strife and Shadow the Hedgehog walk in*

Fireman: I stand corrected...

________________________________________________________________________

*SF Apartment Building~Kitchen*

Masu: *Listening to Tales of Vesperia Music on his Generic Brand MP3 Player*

???: Hey

Masu: Who the hell are you?

???: My name is Fox, I'm the new guy.

Masu: but we already have a Fox.

???: Oh...then I guess my name is Fox2

Masu: Cool.

Fox2: So...those Tales of games really suck ass.

Masu: I'm not going to like you am I?

Fox2: No your not.

__________________________________________________

*Hotel Mawsu*

*Faiya and Tibarn (Matt) are dealing with a Customer*

Faiya: Alright sir, Your in room Six Hundred and Sixty Six.

Shuuda: Wait what? *Erupts into a column of flame*

Faiya: Damnit, every time we give someone that room they get pulled into the depths of hell...

Tibarn: Atleast they can get out if they beat Satin in a Golden Violin Contest

Faiya: Yeah, anyway...KIBA CLEAN THAT SHIT UP!

*Kiba runs out a closet and eats the pile of ash left behind by Creepy Creep Uncle Shuuda*

Faiya: Good boy *throws Doggie Biscuit*

Tibarn: You do realize those are Fertility Biscuits?

Faiya: Your point?

Tibarn: They're going to make him horny.

Faiya: Your point?

____________________________________________________________________

*The Tavern*

*TLS and Gatrie are Passed out Drunk and Fireman is stealing things out of their pockets*

*Tibarn Walks in*

Fireman: Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger can I take your-

Tibarn: Just pour the fucking drinks, Faiya made me watch Howard the Duck 7 times and I couldn't get Kiba to stop dry humping my leg all fucking DAY!!!

Fireman: Howard the Duck wasn't that bad, I'm not going to inquire as to the leg-humping deal, and the Drinks are coming right up.

*Gatrie starts to get up*

Fireman: *kicks Gatrie in the Dragon Ballz*

Tibarn: O_O

Fireman: you didn't see that.

Tibarn: Just pour the fucking Drinks.

Fireman: You have got to be the biggest douchebag in the world...

*Wario, Astaroth and Jaffar from Aladdin all walk in*

Fireman: I stand corrected...again.

______________________________________________________________

*SF Apartments*

Kiryn: Nothing really happened today...

Masu: Hey, it's our first day back.

Song: I'm just glad I didn't get molested in some way, I mean look who's writing this *Points at the author*

TLS: Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess.

Princess Kilvas: You're excused.

TLS: :mellow:

Serene: DO A [Censored] ROLL

Everyone Else: O_O

Vince: *BANHAMMER*

Fireman: He has got to be the stupidest mofo on the planet...

*Chad Warden, William Shatner and The President of 4Kidz all walk in*

Fireman: Son of a [Censored by 4Kidz]!

*THE END*

Nightmare: OBJECTION!!!

Gatrie: Achtung, baby.

Judge Joe Brown: Acording to laws and shit, the episode isn't over until Fireman says 10,000

Fireman: Fine damnit...

Fireman: 10,000...Bitch!

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