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How to function on two hours of sleep, by some kid:

1. Consume copious amounts of caffeine

2. Trick your body into only feeling tired once you're home

3. Pass out at your earliest convenience

I tried this without caffeine once and spent a 30 minute drive nearly passing out the entire time. Turning on loud crappy alternative music on the radio and blasting myself with freezing A/C barely helped and I almost drifted off and crashed in both senses of the phrase on multiple occasions.

You're free to try his advice guys but don't risk driving

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I tried this without caffeine once and spent a 30 minute drive nearly passing out the entire time. Turning on loud crappy alternative music on the radio and blasting myself with freezing A/C barely helped and I almost drifted off and crashed in both senses of the phrase on multiple occasions.

You're free to try his advice guys but don't risk driving

To be fair you skipped the most important step.

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Thanks stolypin, i'll try your advice, although it's hard for me to drink coffee (but i think i'lll be able to sleep at least for 5 hours)

Well driving isn't a issue, i'm used to driving without proper sleep.

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the same happens to me when i drink coffee.

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Caffeine makes me shitpiss all day and when it wears off it gives me headaches and makes me sleepy and quiver a bunch and it's almost as bad as Albuterol.

whaaaaaaat

Man I live on Caffeine

When it's not fat burners filled with caffeine it's pre-workouts, and when it's not them it's Rockstars and/or Monsters.

I want caffeine right now oh god I'm addicted

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well the site gives you multiple possibilities so if you miss one cycle you can just wait until the next one

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well the site gives you multiple possibilities so if you miss one cycle you can just wait until the next one

if you miss a cycle you should probably go see a doctor because you may be pregnant

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you just gotta do what I do.

take twenty melatonin

apparently it's bad for your liver or something but who cares that's in the future only care about now CONSUME

My liver is already fucked. I don't even have a gallbladder anymore =/

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