Bad translator theme

[MRDRHAWK]

Original text:

"I'm gay"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I'm not gay."

... okay.

[Nobody]

Original text:

"Anything not related to Fire Emblem or any of the other topics should probably go here."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can leave the blood and many different themes."

[Caster]

Original text:

"bfdsdfhb cbjjytggvbnj gfddcbnjkkkkk hbgesxcvfgghbb kkl."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Gfddcbnjkkkkk Cbjjytggvbnj Hbgesxcvfgghbb Bfdsdfhb"

uhhh...

Edited December 8, 2013 by Saigyouji Yuyuko

[Pull My Devil Trigger]

Original text:

"Would things be different if Rey and Anacybele were married?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"His Anacybel and his wife again for the error."

It's actually, "Would things be different if shadowofchaos married Anacybele?"

[Caster]

It's actually, "Would things be different if shadowofchaos married Anacybele?"

Original text:

"Would things be different if shadowofchaos married Anacybele?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Anacybel, Shadowofchao."

[bookofholsety]

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Anacybel, Shadowofchao."

EXCLUSIVE: very rare photograph of Rey in his true form. you heard it here first folks

that said, before: "Well, let's just say my shrink has had steady work for a while."

after 35 bing translations: "Now I want to say to be stable within a few hours."

[cyron]

this:

There was a time when men were kind

When their voices were soft

And their words inviting

There was a time when love was blind

And the world was a song

And the song was exciting

There was a time

Then it all went wrong

35 translations

to this

In the dark this song the song length and carefully to ensure that you can afford two people maximum.

i may just have to do this to all of the songs in les mis

Edited December 8, 2013 by Wintersmith

[Ciarre]

Original Text:

"You're Welcome"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Not below zero leak"

boron cursed this translator

[Jedi]

Original text:

"Justice and moral integrity are of upmost importance"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The law and ethics and keys."

[Sunwoo]

Original Text:

"You're Welcome"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Not below zero leak"

What

안영하새요 = "not below zero leak"

안녕하세요 = "hello"

What is it with translators and "not below zero leak"

Edited December 8, 2013 by Sangyul

[Jedi]

What

What is it with translators and "not below zero leak"

Shall we name this language Boronese

[Ciarre]

boreanese

[Caster]

Original text:

"Is it okay to eat babies?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My sister, with less food"

[Ciarre]

Original text:

"Is it okay to eat dead babies? "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When I was a small child."

[Jedi]

boreanese

CR do you speak it?

[Ciarre]

sometimes

[Sunwoo]

[12/7/13 8:58:17 PM] BBM: Original text:

"lol"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"People's Republic of China"

What.

[Jedi]

[12/7/13 8:58:17 PM] BBM: Original text:

"lol"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"People's Republic of China"

What.

My word.

Lol (League of Legends) is a secret plan of china's to enslave gamers.

[Caster]

Original text:

"wtf"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The world taekwondo Federation"

[Sunwoo]

That is a serious wtf.

[Freohr Datia]

And now I think I shall try that song that applies to me~ Sorta

Original text:

"Our concentration, it contains a deadly flaw. Our conversations change from words to blah, blah, blah. We took prescription drugs but look how much good that did. Well I think I had a point but I just got distracted."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is a serious bug: change sound Kraner smoking time. Drugs and drug addiction, but it is a good idea and dérivé."

Original text:

"And that one thing of the moment that we all happen to like will only very temporarily kinda break the cycle of the double-edged sword of being lazy and being bored."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"At present there are depression and weight loss."

Is there some sort of hidden meaning to this song that I am not aware of? x3

[NinjaMonkey]

"This is Sparta" -> 35 translations -> "The ghost of Sparta"

[Vashiane]

I'll try myself~!

Original Text:

"A dream is a wish your heart makes."

... 35 Translations Later...

""

... Nice. It stopped at 30 with:

"It was a dream come true."

[MRDRHAWK]

Original text:

"Bitches and whores"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Prostitution maldita"

...okay.

[Caster]

Original text:

"Prostitution maldita"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ku Fu r t"