a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) considering the position and general vulnerability of male genitalia, wouldn't wearing skirts be infinitely superior option? Pants really seem like something made without much consideration for male genitalia~ Edited December 27, 2013 by Princess K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerker Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 because fuck you I do what I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 but I already did~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 the scottish made kilts so men could have skirts for some reason. not a fan, I must say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 As far as I can tell, it's mostly a relatively recent+"western" idea that men don't wear skirts and/or dresses in general, in favor of trousers My only quarrel with wearing them myself is that I hate my leg hair being exposed to everyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 skirts are inconvenient for urinals plus pants look better imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book of Ereshkigal Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I've honestly wondered this myself. A dress, ignoring gender expectations/stereotypes/whatever, seems like it would be more comfortable for dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 skirts are inconvenient for urinals plus pants look better imo somebody should make skirts with zippers/buttons (that don't go "all the way down," of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 if a clothing company is going to sell male-oriented skirts then I'd say that putting zippers/buttons on them would be the way to go! also I think they'd have to make their skirts more masculine design-wise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Make it out of cloth, don't make it lacey as fuck or whatever => bam, you've got something men all over the world have worn for thousands of years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 woot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Become an ancient Roman They said pants were for barbarians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) If you had a penis you'd know that letting it "free" is actually somewhat uncomfortable, for some activities. I imagine that running, for example, must be really annoying with my "parts" flapping around. Edited December 27, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 I am infinitely amused by the fact that somebody actually thinks I'm female~ and such activities that girls don't use skirts for a man obviously wouldn't either~ And there is certain choises to be made over uncomfortable "flapping" and uncomfortable "squeezing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Become an ancient Roman They said pants were for barbarians Funnily enough, those "barbarians" ended up destroying the Roman Empire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) I am infinitely amused by the fact that somebody actually thinks I'm female~ Well, if you put your gender as female, people will assume you're a girl. That should be obvious haha Edited December 27, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Every single time I see some dude in a hakama all I can think about is how incredibly comfy those things have to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 Well, if you put your gender as female, people will assume you're a girl. That should be obvious haha But using this name and picture with my actual gender would be so flamboyant~ Wondering about using skirts does not help my case does it? Ih well~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book of Ereshkigal Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 If you had a penis you'd know that letting it "free" is actually somewhat uncomfortable, for some activities. I imagine that running, for example, must be really annoying with my "parts" flapping around. ...underwear? I admit I do not know if underwear provide adequate... support though lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I say if you want to wear a skirt then wear one proudly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Funnily enough, those "barbarians" ended up destroying the Roman Empire... Probably the reason why dudes still wear trousers. Also because they are comfy and easy to wear. Utility kilts usually have some fashion of buttons on the front side so theres that...(plus they look appropriately badass.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 ...underwear? I admit I do not know if underwear provide adequate... support though lol. I guess it could kind of flop around while running if you were wearing really loose clothes, but penile length is all about blood flow so it's not usually a problem. When normally walking around or just moving around normally, most guys let the penis sit to one side, and often exclusively to that one side. There are few things that suck more than doing some activity and suddenly find your dick on the completely wrong end and having to sit and wait for an opportune time to adjust yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 (Pants don't exactly make it easier to deal with) (imo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewjeo Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Having worn various non-pant articles of clothing designed for below-the-waist use, I can tell you that pants (or, rather, good pants) are more comfortable for most things. Especially the cold. As someone who goes to a school with a uniform, I can tell you that girls complain all the time about how cold it is wearing skirts. (Then I point out that they're allowed to wear pants, and then they say "wahhh but they're ugly" and then I'm like "well then you made the choice to be cold and also plaid skirts are not the height of fashion I've heard") Oh, and also sometimes skirt-like things lead to flashing... even though some guys seem not to have a problem with everyone being able to see everything... even the guys you thought were better than that... (Wow, I never realized how much skirts are responsible for my lack of faith in humanity.) Really, though, warmth thing. Why do you think the Greeks and Romans and Ancient Egyptians didn't have pants but the guys in northern France and Germany and Britain did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 dude what skirts are great. They're the best. Mini-skirts top tier. :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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