The Geek Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I can get behind this. ...Does that make Naga, Satan? And Tiki the anti-Christ? And the Avatar is Jesus. Makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 And the Avatar is Jesus. Makes sense. GRIMA DIED FOR YOUR SINS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) Anti-Christ does not refer to some infernal being, but anyone or anything opposed to Christ or who does not believe in his divinity. Therefore, your theory is WRONG so stop talking about it. Edited May 13, 2014 by Baldrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Anti-Christ does not refer to some infernal being, but anyone or anything opposed to Christ or who does not believe in his divinity. Therefore, your theory is WRONG so stop talking about it. I love you too. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 What did I tell you? Never in public. What if Ana heard you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANRYU Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) I can get behind this. ...Does that make Naga, Satan? And Tiki the anti-Christ? No, evil anti-religious figures don't actually exist in this world, they're a figment of the church to justify all the horrible things done in its name! Tiki and Naga are in fact, ironically enough, free-spirited atheists preaching out against the oppression of the church. :3 (Actually by Baldrick's definition, that DOES technically make them the anti-christ I suppose) ...I wish the thing about horrible things being done in the church's name was more of a joke than it actually is Meanwhile Walhart is an overly zealous Darwinist who believes the weak and those with false ideals need to be wiped out. Edited May 13, 2014 by BANRYU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Uhhh. . .this is a religion thread? How did that happen? (in other words, if I can't figure out how the hell this is all relevant to headcanon in FE13, I'm going to move/close the thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANRYU Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) IT'S A JOKE Don't close it lol I guess I might have taken it a bit far, though .3. I would like it noted that I am actually religious myself and was just exaggerating the joke of purposely misinterpreting the eyes on the Mark of Grima .__. Edited May 13, 2014 by BANRYU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czar_Yoshi Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 ノットディスシットアゲン My new headcanon is that you may be right on the money. Anyway, it's probably best if jokes keep to topics that don't have a high probability of offending people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geek Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 In the bad future, Grima actually has an entire elite army made up entirely of Morgans. They're all homunculi created from Grima's body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Talking about bad Awakening character designs apparently brought about this weird little headcanon. [5/29/14 1:54:24 AM] u: validar really is wearing a dress [5/29/14 1:54:32 AM] u: and heels [5/29/14 1:54:32 AM] Boron: It's a frilly dress XD [5/29/14 1:54:44 AM] u: it just... makes him less imposing of a villain [5/29/14 1:54:49 AM] Boron: So he's a guy wearing a dress and heels, but he also has obvious abs [5/29/14 1:54:58 AM] Boron: And is kinda dumb as a post when it comes to being evil [5/29/14 1:55:18 AM] u: yeah that's quite the cleavage actually [5/29/14 1:55:22 AM] Boron: Loooool [5/29/14 1:55:29 AM] Boron: Maybe Validar's not "dad" but "mom" [5/29/14 1:55:34 AM] u: hahaha [5/29/14 1:55:49 AM] Boron: Like, maybe he's biologically female but identifies as a man? [5/29/14 1:55:51 AM] u: he could be hiding childbearing hips beneath that skirt alright [5/29/14 1:55:54 AM] Boron: Looool [5/29/14 1:56:02 AM] Boron: Quite possibly! [5/29/14 1:56:13 AM] Boron: Which means the avatar's "mother" is probably the "father" [5/29/14 1:56:19 AM] Boron: And Validar just likes to pretend it's the other way around [5/29/14 1:56:27 AM] Euklyd: On 5/29/14, at 1:55 AM, Boron wrote: > Maybe Validar's not "dad" but "mom" this would explain why Frederick is DAD [5/29/14 1:56:33 AM] Boron: … OMG EUKLYD XD [5/29/14 1:56:36 AM] Boron: IT'S PERFECT [5/29/14 1:56:42 AM] u: pfffft [5/29/14 1:56:47 AM] Boron: Dammit, if I write fanfiction on this it's because of you two :P [5/29/14 1:57:18 AM] u: validar's quest to conquer is actually spreading trans-acceptance [5/29/14 1:57:37 AM] u: that's what grimleals are about [5/29/14 1:57:40 AM] Boron: And when he failed to spread acceptable, he decided to unleash Grima on the world [5/29/14 1:57:43 AM] Boron: Because people cannot accept [5/29/14 1:57:54 AM] u: no people = no genders [5/29/14 1:57:57 AM] u: problem solved [5/29/14 1:58:01 AM] Boron: So, the Grimleal are like the fish cult of transgender equality? [5/29/14 1:58:08 AM] Boron: (It would make sense, since Grima doesn't seem to have a gender!) [5/29/14 1:58:18 AM] Boron: (Grima can take over both your male and female avatar, he's genderfluid!) [5/29/14 1:58:31 AM] u: well that actually fits [5/29/14 1:59:06 AM] u: hey, the game doesn't allow for gay marriage so it's trying to tell you LBGT's are evil [5/29/14 1:59:10 AM] u: lol [5/29/14 1:59:17 AM] Boron: VALIDAR IS FIGHTING THE SYSTEM [5/29/14 2:00:04 AM] u: he's trying to prove that you can still raise a family while being transgender and having a genderfluid kid?? or something [5/29/14 2:00:14 AM] u: he's not a very good "mom" though [5/29/14 2:00:16 AM] Boron: That makes sense [5/29/14 2:00:22 AM] Boron: He's a terrible "mom" [5/29/14 2:00:38 AM] Boron: And Frederick is kind of a terrible dad, he never recognizes you, suspects you from the get-go, and actually can marry you! [5/29/14 2:00:41 AM] Boron: … Ew, that last part [5/29/14 2:01:40 AM] u: they're a very transgressive family [5/29/14 2:01:49 AM] Boron: So transgressive indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roivann Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Talking about bad Awakening character designs apparently brought about this weird little headcanon. [5/29/14 1:54:24 AM] u: validar really is wearing a dress [5/29/14 1:54:32 AM] u: and heels [5/29/14 1:54:32 AM] Boron: It's a frilly dress XD [5/29/14 1:54:44 AM] u: it just... makes him less imposing of a villain [5/29/14 1:54:49 AM] Boron: So he's a guy wearing a dress and heels, but he also has obvious abs [5/29/14 1:54:58 AM] Boron: And is kinda dumb as a post when it comes to being evil [5/29/14 1:55:18 AM] u: yeah that's quite the cleavage actually [5/29/14 1:55:22 AM] Boron: Loooool [5/29/14 1:55:29 AM] Boron: Maybe Validar's not "dad" but "mom" [5/29/14 1:55:34 AM] u: hahaha [5/29/14 1:55:49 AM] Boron: Like, maybe he's biologically female but identifies as a man? [5/29/14 1:55:51 AM] u: he could be hiding childbearing hips beneath that skirt alright [5/29/14 1:55:54 AM] Boron: Looool [5/29/14 1:56:02 AM] Boron: Quite possibly! [5/29/14 1:56:13 AM] Boron: Which means the avatar's "mother" is probably the "father" [5/29/14 1:56:19 AM] Boron: And Validar just likes to pretend it's the other way around [5/29/14 1:56:27 AM] Euklyd: On 5/29/14, at 1:55 AM, Boron wrote: > Maybe Validar's not "dad" but "mom" this would explain why Frederick is DAD [5/29/14 1:56:33 AM] Boron: OMG EUKLYD XD [5/29/14 1:56:36 AM] Boron: IT'S PERFECT [5/29/14 1:56:42 AM] u: pfffft [5/29/14 1:56:47 AM] Boron: Dammit, if I write fanfiction on this it's because of you two :P [5/29/14 1:57:18 AM] u: validar's quest to conquer is actually spreading trans-acceptance [5/29/14 1:57:37 AM] u: that's what grimleals are about [5/29/14 1:57:40 AM] Boron: And when he failed to spread acceptable, he decided to unleash Grima on the world [5/29/14 1:57:43 AM] Boron: Because people cannot accept [5/29/14 1:57:54 AM] u: no people = no genders [5/29/14 1:57:57 AM] u: problem solved [5/29/14 1:58:01 AM] Boron: So, the Grimleal are like the fish cult of transgender equality? [5/29/14 1:58:08 AM] Boron: (It would make sense, since Grima doesn't seem to have a gender!) [5/29/14 1:58:18 AM] Boron: (Grima can take over both your male and female avatar, he's genderfluid!) [5/29/14 1:58:31 AM] u: well that actually fits [5/29/14 1:59:06 AM] u: hey, the game doesn't allow for gay marriage so it's trying to tell you LBGT's are evil [5/29/14 1:59:10 AM] u: lol [5/29/14 1:59:17 AM] Boron: VALIDAR IS FIGHTING THE SYSTEM [5/29/14 2:00:04 AM] u: he's trying to prove that you can still raise a family while being transgender and having a genderfluid kid?? or something [5/29/14 2:00:14 AM] u: he's not a very good "mom" though [5/29/14 2:00:16 AM] Boron: That makes sense [5/29/14 2:00:22 AM] Boron: He's a terrible "mom" [5/29/14 2:00:38 AM] Boron: And Frederick is kind of a terrible dad, he never recognizes you, suspects you from the get-go, and actually can marry you! [5/29/14 2:00:41 AM] Boron: Ew, that last part [5/29/14 2:01:40 AM] u: they're a very transgressive family [5/29/14 2:01:49 AM] Boron: So transgressive indeed My God, this is perfect!I'm dying, my sides have packed up and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Talking about bad Awakening character designs apparently brought about this weird little headcanon. Every plot hole in FE13 has just been filled, never has the plot actually made so much sense. Edited May 29, 2014 by Shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czar_Yoshi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 On the topic of bizarre parentages, here's one: Cervantes is Virion's father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geek Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 On the topic of bizarre parentages, here's one: Cervantes is Virion's father. Of course, he budded from his mustache. Nothing else can explain his magnificence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoshino Sora Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I like to think that Chrom kidnaps random girls of the street to have a kid if Sumia, Soiree, Mariabelle, Olivia, and F!Avatar all refuse him. Like he literally take a walk outside and kidnaps a village girl. Also, M!Avatar and F!Avatar are canon and have two kids, Mark(boy) and Marc(girl). After all, The Future of Despair. There are two Morgans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jave Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Chrom gets an invite to Super Smash Bros., and Cynthia (as Chrom's daughter) makes a whole "DADDY TAKE ME WITH YOU!" scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttocksinator Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Got to thinking after DLC Lyn implies that FEA tactician is the same as the FE7 tactician. The player is a god who occasionally manifests himself either physically or spiritually into the world at different intervals to maintain balance and generally for his own amusement. Frederick is the descendant of Katarina and the Hero of Shadow and his family has been protecting the exalted line for generations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geek Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Chrom and Olivia's marriage is to help forge stronger political ties between Ylisse and Regna Ferox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anacybele Posted June 7, 2014 Author Share Posted June 7, 2014 Frederick is the descendant of Katarina and the Hero of Shadow and his family has been protecting the exalted line for generations. Ooh, that would be cool. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geek Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Vaike is Owain's father. It makes too much sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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