[FE9: Averages] Refa (nihil limit) VS. Horace

[AnonymousSpeed]

Turn 2:

vs.

Refa's Zihark (Vague Katti) vs. Horace's Calill (Bolting)

Calill activates Nihil!

Zihark attacks! When life gives you crit hax, fight with crit hax!

20 damage / 80 hit / 44 crit

Feels very odd without any supports to factor into that.

(29+77)/2= (53), (12)

FLIBADYFOOPADEESHKABADUMBOOOMBAYBA! Zihark uses the power of the hax and crits for 60 damage!

Calill is FINISHED. (0/54)

Horace may now go.

[spoiler==This is getting nowhere fast]

Horace     Refa
Makalov (58/58)       Zihark (52/52)
Calill (0/54)        Boyd (60/60)
Largo (60/60)         Brom (0/55)
Nasir (60/60)(9/10)   Mist (53/53)
Ike (52/52)          Jill (48/48)

Edited March 14, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed

[General Horace]

I will retaliate by crithaxing boyd with the vague katti of makalov.

[Elieson]

[spoiler==This is getting nowhere fast]

Horace     Refa
Makalov (58/58)       Zihark (52/52)
Calill (54/54)        Boyd (60/60)
Largo (60/60)         Brom (0/55)
Nasir (60/60)         Mist (53/53)
Ike (52/52)          Jill (48/48)

Calill's HP is still listed as full

[AnonymousSpeed]

Calill's HP is still listed as full

Fixed, gauge added as well. Is it correct or should it be up a level?

TURN 3-

vs.

Horace's Makaman (Vague Katti) VS. Refa'S MA BOID (Silver Axe)

BOYD ACTIVATES NIHIL! HOW'S THAT FEEL HOAR-ACE?

Makalov charges!

22+1-1 (22) damage / 82+10 (92) hit / 31 crit

(64+12)/2= (38), (96)

NO CRIT HAX FOR YOU! MA BOID LIVES! (38/60)

MA BOID strikes back!

22+2-1 (23) / 91+5-10 (86) hit / 1 crit

(9+27)/2= (18), (5)

MA BAM! Makalov blocks the axe with his FACE! (35/58)

This is why you don't misspell my name! Both parties survive!

[spoiler=]

Horace     Refa
Makalov (33/58)       Zihark (52/52)
Calill (0/54)        Boyd (38/60)
Largo (60/60)         Brom (0/55)
Nasir (60/60)(13/10)   Mist (53/53)
Ike (52/52)          Jill (48/48)

The shadows tire of Nasir's obvious nationality/blue hair crap/ownership of an aquatic vehicle and kick him out! As of now, Nasir's shade has worn off.

Refa may now act.

Edited March 15, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed

[Baldrick]

Gatrie, you could learn a lot from Zihark. Starting with how to woo Lyre.

[AnonymousSpeed]

Gatrie, you could learn a lot from Zihark. Starting with how to woo Lyre.

Then in turn Zihark can learn surviving things from Gatrie! He might even learn to be a unit I use!

Of course, that's not a great affinity match, but good enough units to have on hand.

Edited March 15, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed

[Refa]

Boyd should have done 23 damage assuming his Makalov has the Knight Ward.

Also why stop the critblicking fun there? Zihark, you killed Calill, better tie up all of the loose ends and kill the other world class unit as well. Hope you liked living, Largo!

[AnonymousSpeed]

Boyd should have done 23 damage assuming his Makalov has the Knight Ward.

Good catch there Refa. Also, how are my gauge measurements everyone?

Turn 4-

vs.

Refa's Teh Hax Master (Vague Katti) vs. some guy with a purple beard (Silver Axe)

Largo activates Vantage!

30-1 (29) damage / 85-10 (75) hit / 5 crit / 12% Guard

(93+5)/2= (49), (79), (57)

Well, he may not have haxed, but at least he hit (23/52)

Oh wait, Zihark has activated wrath...

23+1 (24) damage / 82+10 (92) hit / 94 crit / 29% Adept

Largo, I didn't know you, but Zihark has more crit than hit. In essence, you're totally f-

(15+10)/2= (13), (83), (21)

There's no censor bleep like the sound of impending doom.

Zihark activates Adept! Doesn't matter, because he crits on the first hit. Teh Hax.

Miracle (20%): (18), (18) (I shit you not, this is what I got)

Largo takes what would be 72 damage. Except he is looked upon favorably by God, and procs miracle (30/60).

(81+0)/2= (40), (68)

Twice. (15/60)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Hax Master.

If Refa's Brom was still alive, he would now be not so jerk, and his provoke would have worn off. Of course, we all know how that went down...

[spoiler=The haxin'st game ever]

Horace                Refa
Makalov (33/58)       Zihark (23/52)
Calill (0/54)         Boyd (38/60)
Largo (15/60)          Brom (0/55)
Nasir (60/60)(17/20)  Mist (53/53)
Ike (52/52)           Jill (48/48)

Horace may now act

Edited March 16, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed

[MRDRHAWK]

bahaha, these excessive crits are amazing

[General Horace]

makalov finish zihark with silver lance

also its largely irrellevant but guard is skill% activation and largo had miracle, but double crits kills him anyway since refa continues to proc everything possible

oh actually largo could proc DOUBLE MIRACLE and survive lol but I wouldnt bet on it.

also nasir should be at 17 gauge before my turn meaning he should transform at the start of my turn

also zihark is honestly pretty good against nihil teams since calill is squishy, and takes a lot of the durability statboosters... I guess if he gets a lucky instagib on calill it changes a lot.

actually looking back its hardly irrelevant. I was just ANGRY because i'm HUNG OVER

Edited March 15, 2014 by General Horace

[PKL]

Yeah, of course nihil isnt broken with all the hax possible. Any team would lose to this hax >_>

[Refa]

Well, if Brom didn't get critblicked I would've been able to OHKO Calill without relying on a crit (and my crit was well, a lot more likely). And I don't really see how 92% Crit is unreliable...

[General Horace]

the brave wepons would have been sketchy at best tbh

if you missed an attack with the brave it would have been a bad time for you too, so honestly the zihark katti was probably SMARTER anyway

[AnonymousSpeed]

oh actually largo could proc DOUBLE MIRACLE and survive lol but I wouldnt bet on it.

Hey Horace, guess what?

[General Horace]

wow that was pretty gay, sucks to be refa

same action, makalol silver lance zihark

Edited March 16, 2014 by General Horace

[AnonymousSpeed]

Horace's Makalol heals 5 HP with Renewal (38/58)

Horace's Nosir has transformed into a dragon [20/20]

Turn 5-

vs.

Horace's Makalol (Silver Lance) vs. Refa's Zihaxed (Vague Katti)

Makalol activates Parity! Zihaxed's hax have been haxed away from him!

25+1 (26) damage / 89+10 (99) hit / 0 crit

(58+81)/2= No hax (69)

Zihax is slain at the end of a joke (0/52)

[spoiler=Am I getting annoying with all these jokes yet?]

Horace                Refa
Makalol (38/58)       Zihaxed (0/52)
Caloll (0/54)         MA BOYD (38/60)
Largothax'd (15/60)   Browned (0/55)
Nosir (60/60)[20/20]  Mist me! (53/53)
LIke (52/52)          You Jillin' (48/48)

Edited March 16, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed

[General Horace]

ima leave a move here before i go out but i think its safe to say that this match proved NOTHING

REFA DON'T LOOK HERE

Nasir breathe on Jill, only if Largo dies. If Largo somehow isn't targetted by refa's next move, have him Brave axe Boyd.

Edited March 16, 2014 by General Horace

[AnonymousSpeed]

ima leave a move here before i go out but i think its safe to say that this match proved NOTHING

REFA DON'T LOOK HERE

Nasir breathe on Jill

Maybe you should PM me these things in the future? You already have the lovely PM from sending me your team which you could use.

[Refa]

Boyd, kill Largo with your Silver Axe. Also fuck Largo.

[General Horace]

Maybe you should PM me these things in the future? You already have the lovely PM from sending me your team which you could use.

It honestly doesn't matter a whole lot since all refa's gonna do is kill largo and i'm not gonna gain any info from that anyway since boyd has nihil and WILL kill largo

also he could have looked if he really wanted to, it wouldn't have changed his move.

[Refa]

Also Horace's Makalov should have 5 more HP...

[AnonymousSpeed]

Mmm...sorry I'm late. Razzleberry pie kept me away for a bit. Mmmm, razzleberry...

TURN 6- ACTUALLY BOLDED AGAIN

vs.

Refa's Boyrd (Silver Axe) vs. Horace's Cord...Largo...this joke doesn't work (Silver Axe)

Boyd activates Nihil!

38+2 (40) damage / 88+5 (93) hit / 0 crit

(47+5)/2= (26)

He hits! He blocks! He kills! (0/60)

Good, because Largo would have actually proc-ed miracle without that nihil.

Nasir breathe on Jill

Ew. Do first world laws apply to dragons? I dunno but Iz gonna get Chris Hanson on da phone anyway WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH PEOPLE!

Oh and Makalov recovers 5 HP with renewal (43/58)

TURN 7-

vs.

Horeace's Nasir (breath) attacks Refa's Jill-O (Wishblade)

No-sir, you cannot (word of 2-5 characters) that, activates Nihil!

21-3 (18) damage / 87-7 (80) hit / 0 crit / 30% Adept

(93+24)/2= (58), (95)

Okay, this man has just hit on an underaged girl, with his breath, how in physics, is that EVEN POSSIBLE-?!?! (30/48)

Okay, I don't have a good joke for Jill's counterattack. Then again, you could hardly call the jokes I've made for far 'good'

11+1 (12) damage / 70 hit / 0 crit

(2+47)/2= (24)

Nasir is stabbed! (48/60)

[spoiler=The same thing as always]

Horace                     Refa
Makalov (43/58)            Zihark (0/52)
Calill (0/54)              Boyd (38/60)
Largo (0/60)               Brom (0/55)
Predator(48/60)[16/20]     Mist (53/53)
Ike (52/52)                Jill (30/48)

Refa may act now.

Edited March 16, 2014 by AnonymousSpeed

[Refa]

Oh no, whatever will I do, Jill is almost dead! Boyd, attack Ike with your Silver Bow. Save the day!

[Icon of Sin]

Counter is Skill/2% activation. It shouldn't activate on a 28 roll.

[AnonymousSpeed]

TURN 8-

vs.

Refa's Boyd (Silver Bow) vs. Horace's Ike (Silver Sword)

Boyd activates Nihil!

Ike...also activates Nihil.

Boyd attacks!

24+2 (26) damage / 91+5 (96) hit / 0 crit

(49+3)/2= (26)

Hit! Ike takes 26 damage! Wow...26, 26, what a coincidence! (26/52)

No matter how hard he tries, Ike's silver sword does not shoot magic. Sssserioussssssssly, sssssssilver sssucksssssssssss. Sssssssssssilibanccccccce.

Horace may now act.

[spoiler=*yawn*]

Horace                       Refa
Makalov (43/58)              Zihark (0/52)
Calill (0/54)                Boyd (38/60)
Largo (0/60)                 Brom (0/55)
Nasir(48/60)[16/20]          Mist (53/53)
Ike (26/52)                  Jill (30/48)

Hey, does Nasir's gauge go down every round or every turn?