blyegg Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 So, uh. Today, a guy started flirting with me using innuendos. It was creepy and awkward all in one... And earlier this week, a girl (who knew my FUCKING NAME) started trying to talk to me. I walked away, she tried to poke/hug/poke-hug me. Yeah that's it. I'm bored and wanna hear others' stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I've been thinking about putting a note in my locker that says "Thanks for asking, but i'm not interested in a relationship.", and I'll open it when a girl comes for a relationship(probably never). More likely the janitor will start laughing at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I've been thinking about putting a note in my locker that says "Thanks for asking, but i'm not interested in a relationship.", and I'll open it when a girl comes for a relationship(probably never). More likely the janitor will start laughing at it. a girl asks you if you're single you turn tail walk away she wonders why you're being such a prick and walks away you stop outside your locker, open it, turn and see there's nobody there except the girl's sister who shoves your head inside the locker and breaks your arms this is a bad plan op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 why would it be awkward everyone should be attracted to someone this handsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I once took a walk in the neighbourhood and a girl just said "go out with me," and it was incredibly awkward, I didn't even know them. For some reason, when I was about 14 this kind of stuff happened a lot, but not any year since, which makes me kind of sad actually. I think I need to get in better shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Lul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Once at an arcade. I was playing Metal Slug 5 and she was asking me stuff about stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 So at my old job we had a pretty notable amount of gay dudes that would come through, and I'm not gay but I've caught on to the fact that gay guys find me a lot more attractive than women do, for the most part, so I always winked at a few of them here and there and that's why I always made the most tips. Same applies for middle aged women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 i don't understand why people ask your relationship status just to make conversation. it really fucks with me because i don't know if you're flirting with me or not. most of the time i lie saying not at the moment but what i actually mean is i've never had a girlfriend. im just getting this off my chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I've been thinking about putting a note in my locker that says "Thanks for asking, but i'm not interested in a relationship.", and I'll open it when a girl comes for a relationship(probably never). More likely the janitor will start laughing at it. Hey, janitors get pretty lonely too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 i can't say as i've ever noticed somebody flirting with me except maybe once i'm pretty oblivious, op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Totally free of this terrible curse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 One time... Some underage girls came into the library and starting hitting on me. One of them tried to sit in my lap. My mother was at a shelf about ten feet away giggling to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I remember the first time Integrity cooed sweet nothings into my ear~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) There's a guy back in 10th grade who always came into my chem class but I suspect it's more to be a dick/have some laughs than actually trying to flirt was annoying would have shoved a chair up his face if I didn't want a clean record I have better things to do than deal with some asshole's bullshit And there's reasons I display as male/genderless in most places Had enough dealing with getting hit on by internet dudes fuck that shit If you try to flirt with me without being annoying about it (I will probably hate you if you do be annoying) I probably won't get it, though sorry I'm kinda dense Best bet is just not because if I'm actually interested in a dude I will take the initiative myself so saves you a letdown anyway Edited March 15, 2014 by Thor Odinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 If i notice unwanted flirtation going on in my general direction, i will send a signal that shuts it down immediately. Its either a stink eye, a roll of my eyes, or just turning away from the flirter. I am aware of the body language involved with this practice and i use it. If someone is leaning in, thats invasive and even when im actually trying to flirt, leaning in is something i do not do. (unless i see an invite for it.) Had enough dealing with getting hit on by internet dudes fuck that shit Its kinda weird cuz i havent had to deal with this that much. Ive been told its because i come off a bit unaccessible to the Average Joe Neckbeard webz user. /shrug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm about inaccessible as it gets but I still get hit on anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm about inaccessible as it gets but I still get hit on anyway How often does that happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm about inaccessible as it gets but I still get hit on anyway Hmmm. Ive actually been flirted with online at westeros.org by various dudes, but thats really the only place ive experienced that. /shrug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) Hmmm. Ive actually been flirted with online at westeros.org by various dudes, but thats really the only place ive experienced that. /shrug "When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake. Just waiting to be eaten." Edited March 15, 2014 by Makaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 "When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake. Just waiting to be eaten." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 How often does that happen? Far less now that I display as male But when I displayed as female Too many times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 awkward times when people propose marriage to you online and you barely know them *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Omg your sig. Cannot ever unsee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I don't think anyone's ever flirted with me, actually. I was always the one doing the flirting when I was in day care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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