Ansem Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I'LL START who wants to integrate my natural log ;))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Thou shalt not sin. (to discover a length adjacent to an angle.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 my favorite Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I found this great anagram of Banach-Tarski the other day: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski Three statisticians go hunting. They spot a wild deer, and so try and shoot it. The first one tries, and he shoots one meter too far to the left. The second has a go, and shoots one meter to the right. The third says, "Great, on average we've got it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randa Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Graphing exponential formulas can be a real pain in the asymptotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 my favorite i hate when there is trig in my calc. i end up freezing and heading to the next question. i have to get over my phobia because test in a month but hnnnnnnnng point: this could be useful. or not, probably too simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Two math professors are sitting in a pub. "Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little the general public knows about mathematics?" "Well", his colleague replies, "you're perhaps a bit too pessimistic." "I don't think so", the first one replies. "And anyhow, I have to go to the washroom now." He goes off, and the other professor decides to use this opportunity to play a prank on his colleague. He makes a sign to the pretty, blonde waitress to come over. "When my friend comes back, I'll wave you over to our table, and I'll ask you a question. I would like you to answer: x to the third over three. Can you do that?" "Sure." The girl giggles and repeats several times: "x to the third over three, x to the third over three, x to the third over three..." When the first professor comes back from the washroom, his colleague says: "I still think, you're way too pessimistic. I'm sure the waitress knows a lot more about mathematics than you imagine." He makes her come over and asks her: "Can you tell us what the integral of x squared is?" She replies: "x to the third over three." The other professor's mouth drops wide open, and his colleague grins smugly when the waitress adds: "...plus C." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 "i'm just a constant nobody loves me" the "plus c" reminded me of so lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Dear Algebra, stop telling me to find your X, and don't ask Y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 can i be your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 That's area, not volume. Math isn't funny. It's complex and you're all just imagining things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 hurr i'm xeld is this a party i'm late for better ruin it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 That's area, not volume. Math isn't funny. It's complex and you're all just imagining things. Oh so this is Hextator. I'm pretty sure you told me math was easy a few months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 (edited) That's area, not volume.no, i'm pretty sure it's the volume pi * z * z * a pi*z*z*a is three dimensional. Let's assume they're measured in meters. You get: pi * z(m)*z(m)*a(m) = pizza (m³) m³ means it's volume, not area. It's the product of the area of the surface by its height. Obviously a volume. Edited April 14, 2014 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 (edited) pi r^2 is area. Volume is a whole other beast. Hint: it looks like the integral of the area. e: actually volume of a cylinder is height * area so that's right, my thin crust preference influenced my interpretation because I wasn't expecting your pizza to even have any height. good job missing my complex/imaginary number joke btw you guys suck at math also there actually is a valid argument for the lack of fun to be had in math: http://xkcd.com/435/ (mouse over to view the alt text) though I would swap physics for computer science myself Edited April 14, 2014 by Kaname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 1 + 2 = 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 good job missing my complex/imaginary number joke btw you guys suck at math ... yeah that completely flew over my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasz Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "Look at the asymptote on that mother function!" Ah, high school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 A man is sitting at home next to his brother and gives him a challenge. "Try and divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it." The other man thinks for a moment and says, "Why, that's easy: One, one, and twelve." The first man, confused, replies, "But twelves isn't an odd number!" His brother responds, "It sure is an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee..." tfw I'm literally having difficulty getting some of these jokes that I told myself years ago when I was taking engineering classes. :T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 Lolol I geddit. 12 is too much, it is /odd/ putting too much. /captain obvious flies away Most of my math jokes are pick up lines I found on Reddit, Kai not too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomX2 Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Pascal, Einstein and Newton decide to play a game of hide-and-seek, with Einstein as the seeker. When Einstein closes his eyes to count, Pascal hides normally. Newton, on the other hand, takes a piece of chalk and draws 4 lines in a square around himself, each a meter long. When Einstein opens his eyes, he finds Newton standing still in the middle of the square, out in the open. Einstein laughs and says, "Found you, Pascal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 Pascal, Einstein and Newton decide to play a game of hide-and-seek, with Einstein as the seeker. When Einstein closes his eyes to count, Pascal hides normally. Newton, on the other hand, takes a piece of chalk and draws 4 lines in a square around himself, each a meter long. When Einstein opens his eyes, he finds Newton standing still in the middle of the square, out in the open. Einstein laughs and says, "Found you, Pascal!" This is a good one, I would share it in school but I dont think anyone would get it http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-spectacularly-nerdy-math-jokes-1opu my favorite is "shit just got real" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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