Aleph Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 It depends on the severity threat level low = sit threat level high = standing squat sort of thing that makes use of nearby bathtub as water source for irrigation threat level EXTREME (aka threat level indianfood) = "fuck it I'm just going to take a shower" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) ^jesus christ, not having a bidet must be an awful way to live. i'd just not even try to. Edited June 1, 2014 by fuccboi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 If you cant wipe sitting down im just going to assume you're overweight (shots fired) or have some sort of physical problem the problem is well...YOU'RE SITTING ON A BIG FUCKIN TOILET the only way to reach my butt is to hover over the thing but at that point, does it even count as sitting? besides, i need water too. i have to make sure it's ALL clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 do you literally just pour a bucket of water over your arse while standing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) How the hell are you supposed to be able to reach your asshole while sitting?Simple. You reach behind with a crumpled ball of toilet paper(to make sure you're wasting it) and wipe till your butt feels just like your mouth after those wings you just had.Also, is standing to wipe a European thing? Like putting your food on the back of your fork? Edited June 1, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Simple. You reach behind with a crumpled ball of toilet paper you're wrong ... but less wrong than the people standing tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 literally everyone in the comments is claiming to know the kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 If you're a girl you might find scrunching more useful or maybe that's just my imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 The High Elves rules humans in most fantasy stuff, ?????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 the original pic was about Elves what he said still doesn't make sense tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 i know why he said it, i got the context from the picture it's still entirely wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'm 95% sure it was a shot at Skyrim for the fact High Elves are dictators in that game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 that's not most fantasy, that's skyrim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 It was the only thing I thought of ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) By the way, I've wiped my but with moss. Edited June 1, 2014 by SeverIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 winner right there folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 By the way, I've wiped my but with moss. This made my day right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I believe I was raised to scrunch but wisdom has made it apparent that the object is not really to wipe, which just smears the shit (literal shit) all over yourself, but to remove, which I find folding more suitable for BUT(t) either way the most important thing is having some sort of water source because fuck, you're not really getting any cleaning done with coarse dry paper. yeah not having a bidet sucks but I have a bathtub right next to the porcelain bowl so it's not so terrible re: pooping en publico FUCK me that's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 the most important thing is having some sort of water source because fuck, you're not really getting any cleaning done with coarse dry paper. How dare you!? Toilet paper isn't coarse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 re: pooping en publico FUCK me that's disgusting. prude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 where appropriate yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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