Terrador Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=TEAM THWOMP Chapter 2] Always the rare crap before my actual target! HE WILL NEVER BE NOTICED. Cutwhore/10 FIRST DOUBLE BATTLE EVER GET HYPE WINGULL THIEF LUCINA MUST DESTROY DIE LUCINA DIE Oh, so this is your... first time? NOT A FETCH QUEST DO YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE MOVE ARDAN HAS ARDAN DOES NOT WALK ON WATER WHAT DID ARDAN JUST TELL YOU Sure, I can handle your puny Mudki-- THERE WAS A TORKOAL AND IT WAS SCARY. ...y-yaranaika? WELP Got one anyway! Welcome aboard, Oswin! OSWIN HAS THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN And is level six. TRULY A CHAMPION'S FIGHT Flash is for pussies. I just thought this would be funny to note. About damn time! AND NOW TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND. Brawly can go die. That's... actually pretty deep, yo. ARDAN WILL PUNCH PEOPLE FOR MONEY THIS IS HOW ARDAN FOUND HIS WAY HERE PUNCHING PEOPLE AND TAKING THEIR MONEY Realized this after fighting 23985745 Wingulls. Good idea. In Soviet Slateport, one does not question why one stands in line. Do it for the Party. FETCH QUESTS DONE Rock Tomb: it pays off. LUCINA THE WINGULL THIEF THANKS FOR THE TM Oh noes! Their SpA would be rather high for this point in the game if they used anything but Helping Hand! HARDEST FIGHT IN THE GAME, LET'S GET IT. [spoiler=TEAM THWOMP Chapter 3] RACE TRAITOR I DRAFTED LOMBRE, YE CUNT DAS' RIGHT, NERD. DOGA'S MACHINE GUN KILLS EVERYTHING DOGA'S EXPERIMENTS WITH HIS MACHINE GUN GET HIM KICKED OUT OF MANY PLACES ...what happened to the Torkoal from last time? And how did May get that to begin with?! ARDAN IS VERY GOOD IN BED ...that's not what you meant? Riiiiiiiight. ARDAN TOO BUSY COMPENSATING FOR LOW MOVE TO TRAIN INVINCIBLE PSYCHIC POKEMON. ARDAN'S FEET ARE SLOW, BUT THEY ARE NOT TIRED. ROLLERSKATES: DEPLOYED ARDAN ENJOYS BEATING UP CHILDREN Many men are silenced by Ardan's might. It nothing to be ashamed of. ...don't leave your socks here. Ardan hates cleaning up socks. Yaranaika. ...see above. DEDICATION MUSCLES Seriously, shiyet. Oswin: wall of flab, muscles, and DEATH. "I guess I'll have to put up with those dirty heterosexuals." "...at least, until they die!" "He exploded on me and it barely did anything!" "...phrasing?" Damn. LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER. Hey, look, it's Guile! PAIN Soda Pop is a little bit good. YARANAIKA! Didn't help you much! Edited June 21, 2014 by Terrador Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCC4728 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) TEAM SCIENCE! [spoiler=Team SCIENCE! 1st & 2nd Gym] SCIENCE! That’s not how hookers work man. Ooo, a quicky~ She even gave me 69 exp. Not as much as she beat me. <3 This game makes it way too easy. RUNNING SHOES GET! Yes! ZAGZIGOON is Go! Oh Myyyyyy~ Fun Fact: I once lost a randomizer nuzlocke to this guy because my only pokemon was Dratini with wrap and he had a Rhydon. Did this. Sorry, I don’t do adult films. Yeah, no thanks to you. Btw, I want my child support. Hello, FlinchSTAB Bullet Seed Get! Why yes, I do have 5 zigzagoons in my party Ok, bby~<3 You’re on digg too? GG Roxanne. The Power of Pickup! Oh Myyyyyy~ This is what I have after selling useless pickup items and buying all I can. I’m in Dewford now. I have never actually beaten Brawley before doing this. GG Brawley. I actually had to FlincHAX his Makuhita to win. Team Faints:1 Grassassin:1 Blackouts:0 Edited June 23, 2014 by AMCC4728 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Let's take Vileplume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCC4728 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Beautifly, because sleep powder maaaaang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 >team full of Zigzagoon A+. [spoiler=TEAM THWOMP Chapter 4] ...oh, my~ ARDAN WILL WRECK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY Ardan has this effect on many women. And you're probably six! ARDAN DID NOT GROPE Ardan earned two badges in a matter of hours. Ardan is amused. ARDAN HATES THE MEDIA COME BACK PUPPY There we go. Gatrie, welcome to team THWOMP! Plot hook! ARDAN WILL TAKE ANY SLUT TO BED ARDAN DOES NOT WANT TO REPEATEDLY SLEEP WITH OLD LADY ...oddly correct grammar. ARDAN'S ROLLERSKATES CANNOT BE TIED DOWN This is super unhealthy! Why do people hang out here?! About damn time! CAPTAIN CHUMO Ardan has many venereal diseases. Should go see doctor after sleeping with Ardan. Aaaaaaaand the guy who does this for a living can't breathe! *SELFDESTRUCT INTENSIFIES* I usually just keep a shitty chicken in there. You can have it if you like. Oh, hey there, Totally-Not-That-Last-Chick! Weren't you just in Fallarbor Town? Twice? GATRIE STRONG AND GROWING STRONGER JUST LIKE ARDAN'S *shot* Who cares about Rustboro City? Just a bunch of chumps with rocks. ARDAN KNOWS YOU ARE A FAIRY GIVE ARDAN WISHES Threesome~! ARDAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR GREED. ...is this a dude, or a lady? My team before the MAGMA ADMINISTRATOR. uh no the ocean is ##rekt This is after Mag-7 and Mag-5. I think I need to bounce. OSWIN WILL WRECK THIS CHUMP CANNON FODDER. TO RESET STATS. PLOT HOOK 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO IT WILL BE MORE SORE ONCE ARDAN IS DONE. ARDAN WILL HELP YOU BURY YOUR REGRET IN GAY ...could someone please arrest this guy? That's a strangely, specifically low number. ...no. No, it's not. Before the BIG BOSS: THE TEAM IS READY. >hot moves hooker!Gym Leader! Actually, let me do some math, because I thiiiiiiink Hoenn has more female GLs than men? F M M F M F M+F M... ah, so close. BAM. Fuck Smog. It's the literal worst. NOT ENOUGH ...I was at full when Camerupt Overheated me in the Sun. Shiyet. IT'S HAPPENING Four... consecutive... times. ROCK TOMB X2, BABY! Ardan not sure he should take thi--ohhhhh, it's a TM. Save that other thing. ...Dad, you player. In other words, I'm better than you! ...ohhhhh, man, you're funny~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 [spoiler=Team Ace Attorney Part UNO] Because there aren't enough Kid Icarus characters that I fin enjoyable enough to make a Pokemon. ...and because Palutena had to be my starter and I really didn't want to reset for gender. This also fits too well. Considering that Mudkip 3HKOs... not really. Bird What is this supposed to mean and do and all the questions. I think this image speaks for itself. ikr? RAGEKARP But I'm not in your line of sight! Money can buy full restores but it doesn't buy victory. Actually go by those steroids at the Department Store and then you'll probably win. I really have no idea what this is for so I just pressed buttons. Achievement get? I likey. Let's win One You Shall Not NosePass later... Let's try this again. Next time on TAKE THAT Pokemon Emerald... We save a bird. In a cave. Because Terrador wanted it. And lots of muscles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 That's a strangely, specifically low number. ...no. No, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Today we learnt that Terrador is an imperial PLEB. Edited June 22, 2014 by Xinnidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 still not hot enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Impressive the more you know. I think the lowest temperature magma can be is lower tho. Darros says so on skype! Edited June 22, 2014 by Xinnidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Could be in kelvin Also I'm gonna be on my phone emulator so no pics unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 that would be some cold ass magma right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCC4728 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Impressive the more you know. I think the lowest temperature magma can be is lower tho. Darros says so on skype! Still not hot enough. Did people forget google exists? Edited June 22, 2014 by AMCC4728 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Let's talk about the objectively superior evil team instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Who's drafting turn is it? We still have some pokemon left and I'm putting off starting till then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCC4728 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 It is CR's turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 OH UH WYNAUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) WHAT ARE EVOLUTIONS. CHIMECHO~! EDIT: Will reveal my theme when I'm done drafting. Also, I need to see if my Emerald cartridge works, because if so. . .tee-hee~! Edited June 22, 2014 by eclipse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Grimer and Bagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 LET'S KEEP UP THE CUTESY DRAFT! MINUN~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 oh I'm supposed to pick uh just give me some random pokemon because I don't even know what's left with the OP not being updated so yeah (I'm not going to use any of them anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Well it's updated now, if you want anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I'll take Regice to spite Terra then lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCC4728 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I could follow CR's lead and take registeel but I'm a nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Registeel :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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