Nightmare Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Santa is a hulking mass of the male form, and a great guy at that. Great idea btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person123 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 He can't be trusted! He stole everyone's gold back on TEB. He's a menace to forums everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Great for children, you're are a horrible person if you break a child's heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Even if he's not a member, I'll still appreciate him for all the gifts he's brought me over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 GOD BLESS THE SANTA CLAUS HE IS THE VERY LEGEND AND I RESPECT HIM FOREVER BUBBA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 MERRY CHRISTMAS RESPECT THE LEGEND SANTA CLAUS OR GO FUCK YOURSELF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 SANTA IS THE GREATEST mods should SUSPEND anyone who talks shit about santa imo santa fucking sucks :^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I prefer to call Santa by his original name: All-father Odin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 santa is a true homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Santa isn't feeling so well. I'm sure he appreciates the thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 santa fucking sucks :^) MODS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Santa gets props for delivering presents to houses around the world in a very short time span! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 santa fucking sucks :^) MAN LET IT BE KNOWN I SUSPENDED THIS FOOL FOR HIS SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 fite me irl, fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 yo santa and me, we tight, you hear what i'm saying he got me a pill-press for christmas... :') #likeifucryeverytime #2beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) Santa Claus... How vile your name upon my tongue. Like acid, hard to utter without spitting. Yet I find myself capable of speaking little else. It has become my malediction, my profane mantra. Santa Claus... Santa Claus... Santa Claus. That name, like you, like your Christmas and all its perversions, is a lie. But then you have always lived in a house of lies, and now that house has become a castle, a fortress. So many lies that you have forgotten the truth, forgotten who you are...forgotten your true name. I have not forgotten. I will always be here to remind you that it is not Santa Claus, nor is it Kris Kringle, or Father Christmas, or Sinterklaas, and it certainly is not Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus is but one more of your masquerades, one more brick in your fortress. I will not speak your true name. No, not here. Not so long as I sit rotting in this black pit. To hear your name echo off the dead walls of this prison, why that...that would be a sound to drive one into true madness. That name must wait until I again see the wolves chase Sol and Mani across the heavens. A day that draws near; a fortnight perhaps, and your sorcery will at long last be broken, your chains will fall away and the winds of freedom will lead me to you. I did not eat my own flesh as you had so merrily suggested. Madness did not take me, not even after sitting in this tomb for half a millennium. I did not perish, did not become food for the worms as you foretold. You should have known me better than that. You should have known I would never let that happen, not so long as I could remember your name, not so long as I had vengeance for company. Santa Claus, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood. You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head. For Odin, Loki, and all the fallen gods, for your treachery, for chaining me in this pit for five hundred years. But most of all I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide. And with my foot upon your throat, I shall speak your name, your true name, and with death staring back at you, you will no longer be able to hide from your dark deeds, from the faces of all those you betrayed. I Krampus, Lord of Yule, son of Hel, bloodline of the great Loki, swear to cut your lying tongue from your mouth, your thieving hands from your wrist, and your jolly head from your neck. In other words, he's pretty cool. Edited December 26, 2014 by Makaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I think Christmas is a pretty guy eh slides down chimneys and doesn't afraid of anything also THANKS GUYS for the kind words really brightened up a day I'd been spending sick in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 santa is a sham. people think he's so great, but he's the opposite of that. all he does is sit around and force enslaved elves to make toys every day of the year. he also only works one day per year which isn't exactly good. oh yeah when he does that he forces deer to pull his sleigh across the whole freaking planet in one night. because of mentioned information, i declare that santa should be reported. he is guilty of: animal abuse enslaving an entire race breaking and entering stalking (how else would he know what we all want?) and other stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Cuil was an ancient search engine. Look it up. Shit so you're saying I'm an outdated, short-lived, unimpressive search engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Shit so you're saying I'm an outdated, short-lived, unimpressive search engine. Actually I was referencing the Cuil, a made-up unit of measurement for the level of abstraction from the original subject matter of a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 SANTAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Actually I was referencing the Cuil, a made-up unit of measurement for the level of abstraction from the original subject matter of a thing. Now I can die content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 santa is a sham. people think he's so great, but he's the opposite of that. all he does is sit around and force enslaved elves to make toys every day of the year. he also only works one day per year which isn't exactly good. oh yeah when he does that he forces deer to pull his sleigh across the whole freaking planet in one night. because of mentioned information, i declare that santa should be reported. he is guilty of: animal abuse enslaving an entire race breaking and entering stalking (how else would he know what we all want?) and other stuff wow mods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 because of mentioned information, i declare that santa should be reported. he is guilty of: enslaving an entire race tbf they're elves, wouldn't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 tbf they're elves, wouldn't you I wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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