AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 It's a 47. So no, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 YATA! DOROTHY SHOOT ZEISS! With Murg of course, he probably has Delphi but I want to do damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Well, the Murg would still technically deal effective damage, since it's weapon effectiveness is for dragons and not flying, meaning it deals normal damage to Pegs. Would you two be alright with that maybe not happening, so Dan might, you know, avoid wreckage? Edited July 16, 2015 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Yes i would prefer to avoid that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Yeah let him avoid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Alright, it is settled then. The battle will commence after I eat this egg roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) MMM! That was one TASTY egg roll! Now to commence our most splendid of battles. ROUND 4: Wrecked less? vs Jedy's Dorothy (Murgleis 2) attacks Daniel-San's Zeiss (Maltet)! Ranged attack, no counters, double-tastic speed. But at the very least no weapon effectiveness. 16 Damage x 2 / 100 Hit / 17 Crit Crit: (3) Dan...I am not kidding you. Crit: (5) Zeiss takes 48 damage, then 48 more damage, and dies (0/60). Shin 00/60 Percy 60/60 Zeiss 00/60 Dorothy 24/52 Dieck 18/60 Shinny 60/60 Lott 60/60 Roy-ey 52/52 Roy 52/52 Lancey 53/53 Dan, how do you intend to counter the power of supports? Edited July 16, 2015 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momogeek2141 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Wow, that sucks, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) A 3. A FREAKING THREE. And I rolled again, just to see what it would be like it we did Double RNG crit. 5. So really Zeiss was Double Crit. Edited July 16, 2015 by AnonymousSpeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Dieck attempts to shove Durandal up Dorothys ass. WHERE IT BELONGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 ROUND 5: Up Your Butt vs Dan's Dieck (Durandal) attack Jedy's Dorothy's Butt (Murgleis 2). Surprise Buttsex! 36 Damage / 61 Hit / 0 Crit Hit: (16)+(44)/2= (30) Penetration achieved, Dieck literally tears Dorothy a new one (0/52). Insert more sexual innuendo. Shin 00/60 Percy 60/60 Zeiss 00/60 Dorothy 00/52 Dieck 18/60 Shinny 60/60 Lott 60/60 Roy-ey 52/52 Roy 52/52 Lancey 53/53 Jedi now acts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 A 3. A FREAKING THREE. And I rolled again, just to see what it would be like it we did Double RNG crit. 5. So really Zeiss was Double Crit. WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 WOW I've made an edit, just so that can sink in. One might say that round was...Rektacular! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) You did well Dorothy you will be regarded as a hero of legend. Sadly her support umbrella also vanishes as a result. LANCE, AVENGE HER WITH HYPER BEAM MALTE Edited July 16, 2015 by Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 You did well Dorothy you will be regarded as a hero of legend. LANCE, AVENGE HER WITH HYPER BEAM MALTE You intend to impale Dan's Dieck as vengeance for surprise buttsex, correct? Okay someone slap me out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 AHA! LANCE HAS A LANCE EQUIPPED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You intend to impale Dan's Dieck as vengeance for surprise buttsex, correct? Okay someone slap me out of this. *pulls out a hammer and smashes Anon across the face* Does that work :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 *pulls out a hammer and smashes Anon across the face* Does that work :P only if he's a THWOMP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 *pulls out a hammer and smashes Anon across the face* Does that work :P Yes, actually, despite my lack of thwompiness, yes it does. Expect an action in the soon-ish future, I'm going to be busy for a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Alright. Take your time if need be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 ROUND 6: Avenge Dat Ass vs Jedy's Lance (Maltet) attacks Dan's Dieck (Durandal)! Lance's lance lances Dieck. 22 Damage / 94 Hit / 0 Crit Hit: (12)+(62)/2= (37) Dan's Dieck's down! (0/60) Shin 00/60 Percy 60/60 Zeiss 00/60 Dorothy 00/52 Dieck 00/60 Shinny 60/60 Lott 60/60 Roy-ey 52/52 Roy 52/52 Lancey 53/53 I got the WTA bonuses right, right? Whatever, it wouldn't change anything. Daniel-San may now act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Lot needs to Axe Lance a Sword...I mean Question. WITH ARMADS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 ROUND 7: I am so confused vs Daniel-San's Lott (Armads) attacks Jedy's Lance (Maltet)! Lottsa attacks! 23 Damage / 56 Hit / 6 Crit Hit: (69)+(39)/2= (54) Crit: (20) Lottsa almost missing Lance! (30/53) Lanca counters! 10 Damage / 83 Hit / 9 Crit Hit: (2)+(91)/2= (46) Crit: (21) Lott...doesn't seem to care too much. (50/60) Both sides survive the fight. Shin 00/60 Percy 60/60 Zeiss 00/60 Dorothy 00/52 Dieck 00/60 Shinny 60/60 Lott 50/60 Roy-ey 52/52 Roy 52/52 Lancey 30/53 Jedi may now act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Shin its time to reveal our secret weapon. Use Durandal and cause Lott Alott of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 YOU WHAT YOU FUCKING WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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