Rezzy Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 (edited) I beat Conquests and started Birthright. Conquests has its flaws, but was portrayed as the side of gray morality, and anything you did that was morally questionable was pretty much forced on you by Garon. Now in Birthright, I get to Chapter 12 with the Opera House at Cyrkensia. So as the good guys, our plan is to attack a foreign leader in a neutral country, violating their neutrality and causing untold destruction on the citizens of the this neutral country that has nothing to do with our war? I thought I was supposed to be the good guy now. Thanks Azura. Edited March 12, 2016 by eclipse For our dear friends in Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I really don't want to be that guy, but please try any of the many, many threads we already have that discuss the plots of the game. This does not need a separate thread to be discussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) Just gonna put this here for future reference Here you go Thane: Shots -Take a shot every time a topic about Conquest's story gets a new post -Take a shot every time Conquest's story gets brought up in a topic not necessarily about Conquest's story Sips: Take a sip every time one of these arguments hows up:-The Nohrian siblings are dumb and/or stubborn (two if it's about a sibling that isn't Xander) -Corrin is said to be cowardly -Corrin is said to be weak-willed and/or unwilling to act -Corrin should've rebelled -The siblings should've rebelled (two if Xander is mentioned specifically) -Complaints about Corrin and co. never killing the enemy -The story is said to make Corrin look good despite doing horrible things -Anything and everything to do with Chapter 15 -Anything and everything to do with Garon -Anything and everything to do with Iago and Hans Finish your drink: -Comparison to a past FE game -The phrase Mary Sue/Marty Stu is mentioned -Complaints about fanservice -Complaints that Corrin is an idiot for not siding with Glorious Nippon Hoshido Edited March 11, 2016 by Phillius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 Just gonna but this here for future reference So a shot and a sip? Not too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshcja Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) To be completely fair at least its not a conquest bitching thread/Takumi circlejerk *Shot and a sip* (Also yes hoshido is isolationist/imperialist japan not light fluffy bunnies and love) Edited March 11, 2016 by joshcja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 They thought a Cyrkensia was a rare type of disease, so they tried to eradicate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I thought I was supposed to be the good guy now. Thanks Azura. plot twist azura was the main villain phillius is garon he's using corrin to destroy everyone who says his waifu is terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) plot twist azura was the main villain phillius is garon he's using corrin to destroy everyone who says his waifu is terrible when will this be a fanfiction i'd read it if it was Edited March 11, 2016 by maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 plot twist azura was the main villain phillius is garon he's using corrin to destroy everyone who says his waifu is terrible I have know idea what you're talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ-rVq6DaeE#t=20s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalanche Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 This thread is fantastic for all the wrong reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Just gonna put this here for future reference (long list) I. . .got it! IAGO AND HANS HAVE FOUR LETTERS EACH! Does that qualify for a shot? On a more serious note. . . By killing Garon outside of Nohr, it would end the war, and save the most lives. Furthermore, that territory wouldn't be pressured into joining Nohr. So from that PoV, Corrin's right. Hoshido is supposed to be the straightforward option, not the good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLee Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Silly thread. *takes shot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Do not question glorious nippon hoshido logic. Like, seriously, don't. It's bad for your health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roflolxp54 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Gee, I wonder what's Garon up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Gee, I wonder what's Garon up to? "Hah! I kicked that puppy three meters! Try beating that, Iago!" "Bah, you may have won this time, but I still won our last moustache-twirling contest!" "True, true...want to go and torment my kids?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alazen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Hoshido is the dindu nation let's be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Mage Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) "Hah! I kicked that puppy three meters! Try beating that, Iago!" "Bah, you may have won this time, but I still won our last moustache-twirling contest!" "True, true...want to go and torment my kids?" Please stop it.I laughed way too hard at this, it actually hurt. No more. Just...no more. I won't be able to handle another laughing fit. Maybe this was Garon's plan all long. Edited March 11, 2016 by Water Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berret Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Just gonna put this here for future reference Dear gods, I would have died the very instant this forum loaded up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 "Hah! I kicked that puppy three meters! Try beating that, Iago!" "Bah, you may have won this time, but I still won our last moustache-twirling contest!" "True, true...want to go and torment my kids?" *Sips drink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) *Sips drink* [spoiler=Alcohol poisoning]The coward Corrin refused to act as he watched Xander heroically cut down the defenseless peasants, shouting that there was no other way and that justice didn't exist. "This wouldn't have happened in the Tellius series" Leo said with a pained expression on his face. "Maybe we should rebel or something". "No! If we do that we'll die! Father would kill us all!" Corrin burst out as he polished Iago's boots. "Don't worry! I will find another way to peace if my name isn't Gary Stu!" "We love you, Corrin!" said Elise and Camila in unison as they dropped to their knees to "worship" him, and by extension, YOU! The player! You're awesome! See? Those girls are totally into you! What do you mean they're your sisters? Just shut up and enjoy your popularity! How many sips are that? Edited March 11, 2016 by Thane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 One shot, three finished drinks and five sips by my calculations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) One shot, three finished drinks and five sips by my calculations. Honestly if any of my friends actually played this bloody game I'd definitely suggest doing this the next time we went out; the one who could come up with the funniest, most coherent short story with the highest number of Fates story discussion clichés would win. In before "what, Thane has friends?!" Edited March 11, 2016 by Thane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLee Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 [spoiler=Alcohol poisoning]The coward Corrin refused to act as he watched Xander heroically cut down the defenseless peasants, shouting that there was no other way and that justice didn't exist. "This wouldn't have happened in the Tellius series" Leo said with a pained expression on his face. "Maybe we should rebel or something". "No! If we do that we'll die! Father would kill us all!" Corrin burst out as he polished Iago's boots. "Don't worry! I will find another way to peace if my name isn't Gary Stu!" "We love you, Corrin!" said Elise and Camila in unison as they dropped to their knees to "worship" him, and by extension, YOU! The player! You're awesome! See? Those girls are totally into you! What do you mean they're your sisters? Just shut up and enjoy your popularity! How many sips are that? Ahahahahha I'm dead. *chugs bottle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 "Hah! I kicked that puppy three meters! Try beating that, Iago!" "Bah, you may have won this time, but I still won our last moustache-twirling contest!" "True, true...want to go and torment my kids?" Uh, sir, I only give this a 7/10 b/c you forgot Hans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 . . .and rather than warn all of your for spamming, I'm moving this to the spam forum. Bottoms up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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