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Y'all know how the Australian national anthem is shit?

This was apparently a contender for national anthem. It should have won.

Fellers of Australier,

Blokes an' coves an' coots,

Shift yer bloody carcases,

Move yer bloody boots.

Gird yer bloody loins up,

Get yer bloody gun,

Set the bloody ener-my

An' watch the blighters run.

Get a bloody move on,

Have some bloody sense.

Learn the bloody art of

Self de-bloody-fence.

Joy is bloody fleetin',

Life is bloody short.

Wot's the use uv wastin' it

All on bloody sport?

Hitch yer bloody tip-dray

To a bloody star.

Let yer bloody watchword be

"Australi-bloody-ar!"

When the bloody bugle

Sounds "Ad-bloody-vance"

Don't be like a flock o' sheep

In a bloody trance

Biff the bloody Kaiser

Where it don't agree

Spifler-bloody-cate him

To Eternity.

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