Mousefire Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go! (I love it!) All I do is just believe in the heart of the cards And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes Can't beat my Can't beat my No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't wanna be a furry) Can't beat my Can't beat my No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't wanna be a furry) Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh My sister's sight is on the line I gotta win They'll learn to run soon as they see my creepy chin (I'm scary!) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun But since we're dubbed by 4Kids we must make do without one Sucks! Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes Can't beat my Can't beat my No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't wanna be a furry) Can't beat my Can't beat my No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't wanna be a furry) Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh I won't lose to Rex and Weevil Cause they're evil And I'm groovy with my Yugi I'm not baggin' I'm just hangin' with my Baby Dragon Met this chick with giant boobies Treated us like we were noobies and She's such an ass, such an ass Check this deck, I ain't second class! Can't beat my Can't beat my No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't wanna be a furry) Can't beat my Can't beat my No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't wanna be a furry) -3 times- Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh -3 times- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Yugioh and Lady Gaga? Right then. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Let’s take his leather pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Let’s take his leather pants! Ha ha Ha ha ha Mwuha Ha ha ha Da la La la la We want his leather pants! GaGa Rah rah rah Na na Fla fla fla La la Cha cha cha Take off his leather pants! I’m getting ready My legs have been waxed Cause when we get them I am wearing your slacks Right on my tush Tush tush tush Right on my tush (Tush tush tush) (Right on my tush) Hey! We want your trousers Your breeches, your chaps No, you can’t get these pants from shopping at Gap Their service sucks Sucks sucks sucks It really sucks! (Sucks sucks sucks) (It really sucks) You know that we want them And you know that we need them We want the pants! Your leather pants! Me and Bakura We will have our revenge Him and me will take your leather pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Me and Bakura We will have our revenge Him and me will take your leather pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Let’s take his leather pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Give us the effing pants! Blah blah Blah blah blah Da da Pa pa pa Ya ya Mama mia! We want the leather pants! We don’t want vinyl Or chinos, or briefs I am a criminal And he is a thief Cause we’re both hot Hot hot hot We are quite sexy Marik, that doesn’t rhyme! Shut up! I am Lady GaGa! I have watched Psycho And I liked Vertigo The Birds was ok Ooo! I loved Rear Window By Alfred Hitchock Cock Cock Cock We love Hitchcock (Cock cock cock) We love Hitchcock Good evening! You know that we want them And you know that we need them We want the pants! Your leather pants! Me and Bakura We will have our revenge Him and me will take your leather pants Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Me and Bakura We will have our revenge Him and me will take your leather pants Oh-oh-Whoa-ah-ho Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho We want those leather pants! No-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah Let’s steal his leather pants! Tah tah Mah mah mah Bah bah Wah wah wah Zah zah Vah vah vah Take off his leather pants! Gah gah Rah rah rah Na Na Flah Flah Flah La la Cha cha cha I like these silly noises Wear, wear leather baby, work it Move your tush, it‘s sexy Wear, wear leather baby, work it Move your tush, it's sexy Wear wear leather, baby work it Move your tush, it's sexy Wear wear leather, baby work it I’m an evil bitch, baby! We want your pants And we want our revenge We want your pants And we’re really just friends Je voudrais son pantalon cuir son pantalon Why am I speaking French? Why am I speaking French?! I don’t want to be French!! We want your leather pants! Take off your friggin’ pants! Me and Bakura We will have our revenge Him and me will take your leather pants Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Me and Bakura We will have our revenge Him and me will take your leather pants Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh We want the freaking pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Let’s get his leather pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Take off those friggin pants! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Remove his effing pants! Let’s take his leather pants Ha ha Ha ha ha ha Mwuha Ha ha ha Ga ha Ha ha ha We got the leather pants! ......Copy-pasting that was quite possibly more disturbing than watching the video or hearing the song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Jaden: This is it, Yugi. Me and you. The final battle. The duel that everyone’s been waiting for. I’m not gonna hold back. Yugi: You bet, Jaden. This is going to be super special awesome! I can’t wait to see your strength. Jaden: Well alright then. Yugi, it's time to spit some rhymes! (Music in the background) Yugi: Bring it on Ja- wait, what? Oh you have got to be f***ing kidding me. Jaden: (raps) Alright Yugi, check it out, it's Jaden from GX, and sad to say, dawg, you’re my new test subject, so listen up, here it is, the awesome challenge I suggest, who ever spits the best rap outta' you and me will be the best duelist in the world, and the king of games. You know I got ya beat but homie but don’t be lame, this is serious, you got to do it your title says you have to. If you decline the challenge by default that means I beat you. Yugi I hope you're ready, cuz this is gonna be heavy, and I know you might think it’s unnecessary, but that’s tough, suck it up dawg, it’s something you go to do, or you can leave and lose your throne, its up to you. (Music changes in background) Yugi: Oh, you think you're hot sh*t huh? Ok check this out (Sings) (Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up) I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog, I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog. Hey what you say Ja, O.K., your repartee's cliché, forget trading cards, you should just take up ballet, you want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "bitch please". The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's. So play the damn card punk, 'cause its time to throw down. I’m glad it’s one on one because all your friends are clowns. Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace, when I duel your punk ass right out of this place. (Overlapping Voices) My name is Yugi Moto (your show's really lame) each episode's the same, yes they are. Now get yourself set to be ashamed by the king of games. (gggaaammmeeesss) (Music stops) Jaden: Ha, that was a'ight, but let me lay somethin' fresh on ya. Yugi: Uh, Jaden, you're not black. (Music in background) Jaden: You’re about to witness me be absolutely flawless, the best kind you’ll ever see I’m being honest. I’m the hardest the most prozone artist.(stops singing) And oh, FYI, Yugi. (resumes singing) I’ve been taking ballet for six years regardless, but let me lay you something fresh dawg what I’m going to do. Im'ma tell you something that’s a hundred per-cent true, you're not the king of games homie, no, sorry, not you. Its your weird Egyptian friend that’s stuck inside you, you’re a lazy sucker he does all the work for you, then you claim the fame for all the shiz and stuff he do. (Yugi changes to Yami) Whatcha even doing being inside him anyway. Everyone agrees, dude, that is pretty gay. (Music Stops) Yami: You know something Jaden? I don’t think you know who you're dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in. (Music starts) Yami: I'm the mothaflippin' king of games. My hair's spiked and my pants are really tight, and I'm sexy (I'm sexy). If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend cuz my dark magic attack'll drive me straight round the bend, I got god cards I won from Battle City, don’t believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty. And by the by your cards are sh*tty, and so’s your show. Watch what happens when Slifer takes a Winged Kuriboh. Celtic Guardian/Dave: They call me the… Celtic Guardian, my lyrics will blow your cranium ………umm……uh……. Yami: Oh come on, Dave. Celtic Guardian/Dave: I'm thinking……um……uhhh… Yami: Ugh, and he wonders why I never summon him. Celtic Guardian/Dave: Uh hang on here I think I got it. They call me the Celtic Guardian stronger then titanium, sharp as a comedian, here I am sold out all the stadiums. I'm not a lower class dueling monster, where did you get that ridiculous conception? Did the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that? F**k the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Seriously. Yami: My trap and spell cards they, don’t make sense, because their card descriptions are so immense. And if you duel with me it won't be tense. Because against my monsters you've no defense. My cards are so potent I might seem conceited, in fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated. Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places… but who cares, as long as my enemies have egg on their faces. Other duelists diss me, say my cards are sissy. Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why? There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl, and only real men use Watapon! Jaden let's face it, you're second best, I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh. Hey… Ho. I'm the mothaflippin'… Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'… Téa: He’s the mothaflippin'… Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'? Yami: I'm the mothaflippin'… I'm the mothaflippin'… I'm the mothaflippin'… …MOTHAFLIPPIN'! (music stops) Jaden: My hair looks nothing like a Kuriboh! Yami: I think you'll find it does. Jaden: Does not! Yami: Does too! Jaden: Does not! Yami: Does too times ten! Jaden: Ok you asked for it pal! Get ready, because when I use this next card its over (start to hear sound of a motorbike) I summon Elemental Hero Burstina- (gets hit by motorbike screams and falls to the ground) Ow… Yami: Huh. Yusei, what are you doing here? Yusei: I came to this city to play a card game. Jack: [Off-Camera] ON MOTORCYCLES! Yusei: By the way, did I just run over a Kuriboh? Yami: It’s ok, it was only Jaden. Jaden: I think I broke my coxis. Yami: Oh, walk it off, you Mary Sue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I was just crushed by the walls of text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Crash, go watch all of littleKuriboh's videos, Start with yu-gi-oh: the abridged series and than move on to the others. also: two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside Round the outside Round the outside Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside Round the outside Round the outside Guess who's back? Back again! Yugi's back! Tell a friend! Guess who's back. Guess who's back! Guess who's back! Guess who's back! Brains brains brains! Guess who's back! Guess who's back! In America! I've summoned a monster! Cuz nobody wants to see Yugi no more They want Yami, I'm chopped liver! Well if you want Yami this is what I'll give ya A little bit of yaoi fanart of Yami Bakura Some card games that drag on and on duller Than the crap on those poor saps' TeamFourStar's channel Or the gasps in their fanbase when they lose a rating Or the gaps in their schedule when they're not updating! (HEY! ) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, it's time to duel, and cards need trading You may think the dubs are mistranslating But the guys who fansub are masturbating So 4KidsTV won't let me be Or let me be me So let me see They tried to switch me out with Dragonball Z But it feels so empty without me so Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged burned like a bridge Got banned, you worried a smidge and raided the fridge But don't panic, 'cause this s**t's about to get manic, I just shuffled all my trading cards, F*** YOU MARIK! Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me LittleKuriboh; the guy who watches Yu-Gi-Oh Embarrassed his parents don't listen to Devo He starts crying at Finding Nemo Then he makes a lameo video and everyone yells WHOA! A visionary, his fangirls are scary A YouTube revolution, otakus are wary A rebel, so lemme just revel and boast In the fact that I got everyone stealing my jokes And it's a low-blow, such a cacophony For you to steal so damn much from my show, don't copy me! Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na We got screwed by Revver, blew the budget now we're gonna Begin again, start from scratch and completely Regain all our subscribers, update the show weekly No protesting, just like you're all requesting, With all the quotes HeavyDDR's detesting (Testing! Attention Duelists! ) Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Lanipator claims I have animosity You know what I think? "Who the hell is he!" Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me Abridge this Abridge that, it's become the new fad It's a shame that most of the results turn out so bad Yo Sephirex, quit makin' fun of GX It's better than most of your video train wrecks And Kaiser, man, you're none the wiser Your series is about as funny as Rob schneider Vegeta and Masako, you guys should just let go, it's over. Nobody watches Naruto Now farewell Go abridge some Zatch Bell! Or post on your blog while listening to Soft Cell This show's been greater than Ghost In The Shell Ever since CurtDogg turned it into a nutshell But sometimes it's all the same Everybody only wants to call us lame So this must mean LK's to blame Cause it's not me, I'm king of games And while he's not the first one to fandub Yugi He is the first one that's not a newbie To make the show seem kinda funny Though it doesn't make him any money (HEY! ) There's a concept that's broke! Twenty million other users steal his jokes But no matter how many imitate LK It won't change the fact that he's here to stay Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Crash, go watch all of littleKuriboh's videos, Start with yu-gi-oh: the abridged series and than move on to the others. No thanks, doesn't sound like my sorta thing, given how I don't like anime and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 No thanks, doesn't sound like my sorta thing, given how I don't like anime and stuff. please try it. It's only 4 minutes long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I have two new links in my sig. They're great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Speaking of new sig stuff, no one has followed the instructions in my sig yet 8[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Um...what? Why would you want to leave Zeph below you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 And if you get such an excessive amount of emails, you're gonna be hurting yourself more than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Crash did you watch YGOTAS yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 well hurry up and do it, it's funny whether you like anime or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Somehow, I doubt it. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 It actually is Crash. Just watch the first one at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Why are you pressuring me?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 For fun! Hi, MSN/Bing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 For fun! That's not a good enough reason. -_- Besides, it wasn't you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Just come on crash! just 1 episode! thats only what 5mins? and I don't know why I'm pressuring you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Just come on crash! just 1 episode! thats only what 5mins? Long or short, it's still not to my interests, I thought I made that clear. and I don't know why I'm pressuring you. Then don't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Technically speaking, due to the large amount of genres, it's pretty much impossible to hate all anime unless you're just outright racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Technically speaking, due to the large amount of genres, it's pretty much impossible to hate all anime unless you're just outright racist Or perhaps all the genres failed to appeal to me, it's highly improbable, but not impossible. And you're not in a position to call ANYONE racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Hating people in general isn't racism. Also If you aren't watching Durarara!! yet your existence is non-canon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Crash is like that guy in Green Eggs and Ham. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM I AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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