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Aye. In fact I

On the Fourth of July 1806 we set sail from the sweet cove of Cork

We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks for the grand City Hall in New York

'twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged for and aft and oh, how the wild wind drove her

She stood several blasts, she had twenty-seven masts and they called her the Irish Rover

We had one million bags of the best Sligo rags, we had two million barrels of stone

We had three million sides of old blind horses hides, we had four million barrels of bones

We had five million hogs, and six million dogs, seven million barrels of porter

We had eight million bails of old nanny-goats' tails in the hold of the Irish Rover

've been there meself.

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Oh, the year was 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

A letter of marque came from the king,

To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

For twenty brave men all fishermen who

would make for him the Antelope's crew

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight,HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags

And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

On the King's birthday we put to sea, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

We were 91 days to Montego Bay

Pumping like madmen all the way

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

On the 96th day we sailed again, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight

With our cracked four pounders we made to fight

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

The Yankee lay low down with gold, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

She was broad and fat and loose in the stays

But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

Then at length we stood two cables away, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

Our cracked four pounders made an awful din

But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs

And the Maintruck carried off both me legs

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

So here I lay in my 23rd year, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

It's been 6 years since we sailed away

And I just made Halifax yesterday

God damn them all!

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns-shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barrett's Privateers.

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Light fails at dawn

The moon is gone

And deadly the night reigns

Deceit

Finally I've found myself

In these lands

Horror and madness I've seen here

For what I became a king of the lost?

Barren and lifeless the land lies

[bridge:]

Lord of all Noldor

A star in the night

And a bearer of hope

He rides into his glorious battle alone

Farewell to the valiant warlord

[chorus (repeat 2x):]

The Fate of us all

Lies deep in the dark

When time stands still at the iron hill

I stand alone

Noone's by my side

I'll dare you

Come out

You coward

Now it's me or you

He gleams like a star

And the sound of his horn's

Like a raging storm

Proudly the high lord

Challenges the doom

Lord of slaves he cries

Slowly in fear

The dark lord appears

Welcome to my lands

You shall be damned

[bridge]

[chorus]

The iron crowned

Is getting closer

Swings his hammer

Down on him

Like a thunderstorm

He's crushing

Down the Noldor's

Proudest king

Under my foot

So hopeless it seems

You've troubled my day

Now feel the pain

[bridge]

[chorus]

The Elvenking's broken

He stumbles and falls

The most proud and most valiant

His spirit survives

Praise our king

Praise our king

Praise our king

Praise our king

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NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!

I command you to rise from your grave and save my daughter

I remember that now!

I was looking at my old games and I found my Sega Smash Pack- There was when I played Altered Beast after a while. 8]

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What, are you holding an early Christmas party then or something? Otherwise it sounds like just another date in the future.

The world will end on 12/12 because I said so! Nah, it's just some Mayan prophecy/prediction.

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This is a common trait of Frankenstein's Monster, especially in adaptations of Frankenstein — although, in the original novel, the monster spoke perfect French. This is also typical of cavemen. (The Hulkspeak, not the perfect French.)

Ah, I lolled.

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  • 2 weeks later...

"All is lost...everything is lost! The dark one has fallen from the sky and the towers in ruins lie! ...The enemy is within! Everywhere! And within the light...soon they will be here. Go now, my lord, while there is time. There are places below-"

"And you know them too. I release thee...go. My servant you'll be for all time."

"As you command...my king!"

"I had a part in everything. Twice I destroyed the light and twice I failed. I left ruin behind me when I returned...but I also carried ruin with me. She...the mistress of her own lust..."

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IN AN ANCIENT WORLD, BEFORE SUNDIALS, IT WAS TIME FOR A HERO...THIS FALL, PREPARE TO BELIEVE ALL OVER AGAIN, ONCE MORE, AGAIN. DRAGONBRAIN -- PREPARE TO BELIEVE! IT'S A TIME...BEFORE TIME...

"Oh no! Here come the fucking dragons!"

"We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations ... a million orcs will storm these lands... and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!!!!"

DRAGONBRAIN!!! PREPARE...TO LOVE...

"I’m only a humble blacksmith with a Californian accent! How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?"

"How indeed? Do we believe?!"

"I believe... in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to say one-liners while I chop off heads!"

*slice*

"Don’t lose your head! Heeheeheeheehee!"

PREPARE TO SIT THROUGH A FOUR HOUR JOURNEY!

"I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchising rights to theme parks."

"We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down! No! The CD machine is broken again!"

Hero: "DRAGON BRAIN!!!!"

THE QUEST....IS YOURS! DRAGONBRAIN -- COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU! Rated 'G', for gibberish.

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Y'know, given so many (...well, two) vastly more active and beposted threads, begs the question...why is this still pinned? FE4 won this fight a LONG time ago.

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Y'know, given so many (...well, two) vastly more active and beposted threads, begs the question...why is this still pinned? FE4 won this fight a LONG time ago.

You know too much. You're going to have to be removed on a temporary basis.

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