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-opens door of dorm room, flips bird at the hallway, shuts door again-

They're running back and forth down the hall screaming. I have a matrix algebra exam tomorrow at 7:30 AM. In order to pass the class, I must ace this exam.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF------

(The only reason I'm even posting is that I NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE MORONS in order to try and regain my concentration...)

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As long as you make your entry loud and preferably involving broken glass, and maybe crack bad algebra puns every couple minutes you should be arright.

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This is the greatest and best song in the world...Tribute.

Long time ago me an' my brother Kyle here,

we was hitchhikin' down...a long, and lonesome road...

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,

in the middle, of the road. AND HE SAID!

"Playyy the best song in the world...or I'll eat your soul (soul)"

So me an' Kyle...we looked at each other

And we each said! "Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be,

the Best Song in the world, itwasthe Best Song in the world...

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one an' one makes two two an' one makes three

it was destiny.

Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass, doth, grow-ohhh...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned...

Whip-Crack went it's whoopy tail! And the beast was done...

He asked us *snort* "Be you angels?"

And we said "Nay. We are but MEN! ROCK!"

AAAAAHHH AAAAH AAAHUOAAOOGHHH

WOAHOOHOHOH...WOAHOH, ADIA ODIAH

This is NOT, the greatest song in the wor-orld, nooo, no,

This is just a Tribute.

Couldn't rememba-uh, the greatest song in the wor-orld, NO

This is a Tribu-ute, wa-oh-o...

T' the greatest song, in the world, awriiight

It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world. Aww-

[2-part skat]

And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we sang on that fateful night

it didn't actually sound anything like this SONG! This is just a tribute...

You gotta believe me, an' you'll wish you were there, 's just a matter of opinion

Ah fuck! Good God, God lovin' ya! So surprised, to find, ya can't stop it nah!

So-fahl tepilulya bow

ya rich muthafuckin' bulut yahayah...

All right! All right!

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Star Trekkin' across the universe,

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;

there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock.

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;

there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;

it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;

there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;

we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;

it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;

there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine room, Mr. Scott:

Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;

ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;

we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;

it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;

there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim!

Ya cannot change the strength Jim of the engines.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

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I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock

We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up

We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed

We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me

His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see

the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"

I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise

And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place

He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space

The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far

We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day

They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame

Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead

With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door

When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase

'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar

So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg

Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit

But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind

We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up

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Star Trekkin' across the universe,

Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

I HAD TO SING THIS PIECE OF SHIT WHEN I WAS NINE

IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE

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So I heard that the dub of the new FMA anime was actually decent, so I decided to give it another chance and watch the latest episode.

Halfway through I realized: It's that episode.

Dammit. Now I'm crying. Dammit.

subs>dubs

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