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Is a spider stepped on by a radioactive man, so he gained the "powers" of humans. Spiders are the dominant species in this universe. There's a complicated social structure in their society and lots of racial stereotypes about the different species of spiders. Tarantulas are big, stupid, hairy hobos and black widows are dangerous prostitutes for example.

In an alternate universe, wolves...

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go DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDIDIDING instead of howling, and hardly ever attack humans, making them ideal pet/alarm clock hybrids of sorts.

In an alternate universe, one of the crazy things people do for thrill seeking there that they don't in our universe is...

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Stare at grass. Grass is constantly changing colors in this universe. One minute it's green, like in our universe, next minute it might be purple or pink. And if you were to watch it change colors it would give you a natural high.

In an alternate universe, if you cut down a tree...

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...a unit of measurement in how often an object powered by motors rotates per 10 seconds. People often use the motorcycles unit improperly for things like bike tire rotations or hamster wheel rotations, since motorcycles do not apply for objects that don't use electricity/motors to rotate.

In an alternate universe, cars run on...

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...liquefied plant matter, as the energy they produce during photosynthesis was able to be harnessed to power their engines, however the only way to use it was to blend it with milk.

basically they run on sugar lol

 

In an alternate universe, the most popular pastime is...

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...bug fighting, in which you take large and dangerous bugs and put them in a plastic box to fight it out.

Pokemon irl.

In an alternate universe, the most popular pet is...

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...the sloth, as their laziness is considered to be a sign of good maintenance. Every year the Restful Sloth competition is held to see who's sloth is the laziest, and therefore best maintained.

 

In an alternate universe, Pokemon's mascot is...

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Jynx, There was a thing where whoever donated the most money to Nintendo got to choose the mascot, and Nicki Minaj won with a whopping 5 million dollars in donations. She picked Jynx because it reminded her of herself.

In an alternate universe, Lady Gaga...

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...was the name of Shirley Temple in her heyday, due to people thinking she looks like a baby in her movies and her acting fame earned her the title of lady. Shirley Temple herself didn't like the name at first, but it eventually grew on her.

In an alternate universe, one particularly famous youtuber there that doesn't exist here is...

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Cake Granny. She made it big in a video where she went on a rant about how she believes that cake is superior to pie. Her channel is full of videos about cake: baking techniques that result in the best tasting cake, reviews on restaurant and store bought cakes, etc. Pewdiepie is her grandson in this universe, he's becoming more popular by the day and his username is a reference to how pie smells bad and can make you die. Their whole family hates pie and loves cake.

In an alternate universe, the ancient peoples believed in a god that controlled...

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...gravity, or as they called it in those days, "down-force." There were a lot of... less than intelligent practices they did to appease the god of down-force. Most of them involving people dying from falling from very high places... and volcanoes... and cliffs... Thankfully, around 40 AD such a god eventually stopped being worshipped.

In an alternate universe, Soviet Russia...

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Stands for Non Athletic Sport Association and they oversee events such as professional gum bubble blowing and speed napping.

In an alternate universe, ping pong...

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is played with teams of 10 people and massive tables. It's as major a sport as football in terms of how widely it's played worldwide and how many professional teams there are for the sport.

In an alternate universe, clothes are made...

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in spray cans. You spray your clothes on and peel them off at the end of the day. And you carry the spray can around everywhere in case you have to use the bathroom...that way you can just replace what you had to peel off to do so.

In an alternate universe, the phrase "cool beans" came from...

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actually did a lot of the things the jokes said he did. He's not allowed in the Virgin Islands and he's basically a feared violent criminal.

In an alternate universe, when someone says "like a boss" they are most likely describing...

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something terrible and corrupt, as in their universe the Mafia (and by extension, their bosses) have taken over the world in a dystopian totalitarian regime. They are greatly feared, and even saying "like a boss" is a crime, and so it is a swear word only rarely used.

In another universe, snow...

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comes from the ground when the ground temperature gets cold enough, due to the soil contracting in cold conditions and water in that universe becoming more snow-like than ice-like when it goes below zero degrees celsius.

In another universe, a very useful/helpful species of animal that exists there that doesn't exist here is...

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