Ercdouken Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 are the source of all evil. In an alternate universe, Japan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 has been a territory of the British Empire since 1898. In an alternate universe, Spider-Man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Is a spider stepped on by a radioactive man, so he gained the "powers" of humans. Spiders are the dominant species in this universe. There's a complicated social structure in their society and lots of racial stereotypes about the different species of spiders. Tarantulas are big, stupid, hairy hobos and black widows are dangerous prostitutes for example. In an alternate universe, wolves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 go DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDIDIDIDING instead of howling, and hardly ever attack humans, making them ideal pet/alarm clock hybrids of sorts. In an alternate universe, one of the crazy things people do for thrill seeking there that they don't in our universe is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Stare at grass. Grass is constantly changing colors in this universe. One minute it's green, like in our universe, next minute it might be purple or pink. And if you were to watch it change colors it would give you a natural high. In an alternate universe, if you cut down a tree... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 It floats up into the sky because it's no longer rooted into the ground. In an alternate universe, motorcycles are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 ...a unit of measurement in how often an object powered by motors rotates per 10 seconds. People often use the motorcycles unit improperly for things like bike tire rotations or hamster wheel rotations, since motorcycles do not apply for objects that don't use electricity/motors to rotate. In an alternate universe, cars run on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) ...liquefied plant matter, as the energy they produce during photosynthesis was able to be harnessed to power their engines, however the only way to use it was to blend it with milk. basically they run on sugar lol In an alternate universe, the most popular pastime is... Edited March 14, 2017 by Almerson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aylin Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 ...bug fighting, in which you take large and dangerous bugs and put them in a plastic box to fight it out. Pokemon irl. In an alternate universe, the most popular pet is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 ...the sloth, as their laziness is considered to be a sign of good maintenance. Every year the Restful Sloth competition is held to see who's sloth is the laziest, and therefore best maintained. In an alternate universe, Pokemon's mascot is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Jynx, There was a thing where whoever donated the most money to Nintendo got to choose the mascot, and Nicki Minaj won with a whopping 5 million dollars in donations. She picked Jynx because it reminded her of herself. In an alternate universe, Lady Gaga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 ...was the name of Shirley Temple in her heyday, due to people thinking she looks like a baby in her movies and her acting fame earned her the title of lady. Shirley Temple herself didn't like the name at first, but it eventually grew on her. In an alternate universe, one particularly famous youtuber there that doesn't exist here is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Cake Granny. She made it big in a video where she went on a rant about how she believes that cake is superior to pie. Her channel is full of videos about cake: baking techniques that result in the best tasting cake, reviews on restaurant and store bought cakes, etc. Pewdiepie is her grandson in this universe, he's becoming more popular by the day and his username is a reference to how pie smells bad and can make you die. Their whole family hates pie and loves cake. In an alternate universe, the ancient peoples believed in a god that controlled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 ...gravity, or as they called it in those days, "down-force." There were a lot of... less than intelligent practices they did to appease the god of down-force. Most of them involving people dying from falling from very high places... and volcanoes... and cliffs... Thankfully, around 40 AD such a god eventually stopped being worshipped. In an alternate universe, Soviet Russia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) was so advanced technologically compared to the USA, people make "In Capitalist USA..." jokes. In an alternative universe, NASA... Edited March 14, 2017 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Stands for Non Athletic Sport Association and they oversee events such as professional gum bubble blowing and speed napping. In an alternate universe, ping pong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 is played with teams of 10 people and massive tables. It's as major a sport as football in terms of how widely it's played worldwide and how many professional teams there are for the sport. In an alternate universe, clothes are made... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 in spray cans. You spray your clothes on and peel them off at the end of the day. And you carry the spray can around everywhere in case you have to use the bathroom...that way you can just replace what you had to peel off to do so. In an alternate universe, the phrase "cool beans" came from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 a Markiplier video about baked beans. In an alternative universe, Chuck Norris... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 actually did a lot of the things the jokes said he did. He's not allowed in the Virgin Islands and he's basically a feared violent criminal. In an alternate universe, when someone says "like a boss" they are most likely describing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 something terrible and corrupt, as in their universe the Mafia (and by extension, their bosses) have taken over the world in a dystopian totalitarian regime. They are greatly feared, and even saying "like a boss" is a crime, and so it is a swear word only rarely used. In another universe, snow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 comes from the ground when the ground temperature gets cold enough, due to the soil contracting in cold conditions and water in that universe becoming more snow-like than ice-like when it goes below zero degrees celsius. In another universe, a very useful/helpful species of animal that exists there that doesn't exist here is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DanMan Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 ...the sane human being. In an alternate universe, rugby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 . . .is used in place of our current justice system. In an alternate universe, double rainbows. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Was the name of the mallet and chisel company located in "the South" In an alternate universe, the phrase "a dime a dozen" meant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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