Liz Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 (edited) one time, last night, i decided to throw out the trash. so i grabbed the trash and my keys and went to the trash can. and i threw everything inside so when i got back to my dorm, i realized that i didn't have my keys with me. then i though "Oh *insert random chain of bad words*" so i went back to the trash can, and i saw my keys inside, way on the farthest corner of the trashcan. i tried to get them with a stick, but i couldn't reach. i got a chair from somewhere nearby but i STILL couldn't reach. and every time i touched the keys, they went further into the trash. eventually, they were too deep inside the trash to get them out from the outside of the trashcan. so i had to climb into the trashcan. and smell the nasty smells, and feel the nasty stickiness, and see the nasty moldy food. slimy, dirty, and stinky, oh my! and i had to dig through the trash to get my keys. i am a debris extractor!!!! Edited October 29, 2008 by Troy of Troy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Lol. I would have gone to get them for you if you asked Bianchi. *Hugs.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 ew. I've had to do that before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Wow... that's bad. Unlucky there. Just be more careful with your keys in future. Put them in your pocket, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 "Trash digger" is degrading. "Debris extractor" is the appropriate term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I've done a little trash digging myself, cupcake, as I by mistake threw a bag that contained several of my 360 games. :D I was so embarrassed. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted October 29, 2008 Author Share Posted October 29, 2008 "Trash digger" is degrading. "Debris extractor" is the appropriate term. ROFL! i shall correct my poor choice of words! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I've had to do this...a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 0_0 That happened to me once where I threw away my apartment keys...I was lucky my girlfriend had a spare key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Lol that's really bad luck :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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