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Most certainly, for I have recreated an ever so curious object passed down upon to from a distant and foreign culture. Such is curiously called a "Hot Dog" and actually appears to be edible! According to my tome, these primitive creatures oftentimes places many items upon the Hot Dog as a ritual to enhance their euphoria when consuming such a thing. Of course, I am simply far too refined and divine to indulge in something so vulgar, so I shall simply bestow this experiment of alchemy to my eleventh maid, Matilda.

In the topic of one's flaws, what exactly is your greatest weakness?

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1 hour ago, Infinite Dreams said:

I'm too awesome.  Because I am so awesome, people around me are unable to feel anything but envy, which kind of puts a damper on things.  ;[

What keeps you up at night?

My dog

1 hour ago, HyperMorian said:

Diarrhea.

Have you ever gotten mugged?

By my parents 

 

what's one good thing about hitler?

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43 minutes ago, HyperMorian said:

What is "love"? Baby don't hurt me.

If you can rip a video game music, what would be the first thing you rip?

 

Uhh rip? I assume get rid of. I'd  get rid of all the music, make games silent.

 

where do you hide the body?

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1 minute ago, HyperMorian said:

Without save/load states.

What sort of pie that might interests you?

Perfectly circular ones so I can know exactly how much pie I am getting.

What is the correct use of a Jaegen

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There's no good use for Jagens. They're terrible units that steal exp from useful ones and you should never use them. If you use them you will lack good units later in the game.

 

What's your dream job and what do you find appealing about it?

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An Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Where do you work?

also someone remind me how to full edit

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