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12 minutes ago, Emerson said:

Dyntos is pretty old, yeah. And KIU is my favorite game of all time, man.

How many push-ups can you do?

Boi that game is easily in top 5 for me, THE MULTPLAYER IS AWESOME!!!

All but one.

do you even lift?

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2 hours ago, Emerson said:

An Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Where do you work?

also someone remind me how to full edit

Sorry for double posting but this is obviously the best answer ever to that question and idk why I didn't fully expect to get it.

Again:

Where were you born?

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