Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) ...Garon boasted that his armies could beat Rudolf. This caused a rift to form between Rudolf and Garon. However, everyone generally agreed that Gaiden was a better game, so Garon and his armies were defeated and kicked out of the conqueror's club. Garon himself was sentenced to death by chocolate by Mark Chang, and since he was old, he died too. Now the remaining conquerors decided that it was time for conquering again. This time, they targeted... Edited May 19, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Hollywood, so they made a Fire Emblem movie which everybody knew would fail cuz vid game movies succ. (we'd all watch it anyway though) Bizzarely enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...this motivated the conquerors to attack the Middle East, but faced opposition both from local governments, local insurgents, and foreign nations backing the insurgents and locals for proxy wars. The next 17 years and 9 months passed, and the coalition of conquerors broke up as interest waned in a long and dull desert series of desert missions, as Inigo, Severa and Owain returned to Ylisse to visit their parents' alternate past counterparts. Canas ventured to a port in Lycia seeking passage to the Dread Isle for new knowledge. Mark Chang departed for space. Eventually, only Rudolf was left. At this point, that one-night stand came back to bite him in the ass as his "plan" occurred and Alm became king. Meanwhile Mark Chang was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) ...signing a peace treaty with Fairy World, and they rallied to fight against the inhabitants of the Ghost Zone alongside Artur, Boey, Canas, Danny Phantom, Etzel, and... Edited April 5, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...the Ghostbusters, although they cost a pretty penny. The battle commenced, resulting in a very large crossover war, with attacks ranging from strange to disturbing to devastating. Eventually, the war caught the attention of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...Percy Jackson, who brought in his buddies from the Greek and Roman demigod camps. Then that led to the Norse gods and the Egyptians getting tangled in, thus bringing the conflict back to the place where it all began: The Middle East. There, they all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...requested the authors have pity on them and make the battle not use desert physics. Their wish was granted, and the war that ravaged the Middle East was like nothing ever seen before. However, the inhabitants, unused to not using desert physics became disoriented. At this point, Canas realized that the Middle East was finally ripe for conquest, and reformed the conqueror coalition with it's survivors, and those who had sided with Mark Chang. The Middle East was wrecked. Totally destroyed. The conquerors settled for that as usual, and set their sights on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...Iraq and Syria, to remove the fake kebab (i.e. Terrorists/ISIS) there and end prejudice against Muslims once and for all. They were aided in their efforts by... (Seriously, the prejudice needs to stop.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...the general population, who were kind of sick of having to deal with that bullshit, as you'd expect. The news somehow benevolent conquerors had targetted them caused the terrorists in those nations to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...commit Japanese seppuku, but since the terrorists were dishonorable, they were cast into the pit of Tartarus by a joint effort between the Olympians and the Norse deities. Now the crossover crisis event subsided and everyone went back to their home worlds. However, everything changed when the Fire Kingdom suddenly attacked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 The kingdom of Renais in order to steal the last remaining sacred stone. In order to defend the stone, Eirika and Ephiram decide to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...rally the conquerors once more and fought back the invaders. Then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) Loki (the FE Heroes character) convinced Eirika that destroying the final stone was the best way of it falling into enemy hands. Due to Fire Emblem's inability to have a female lord not screw up, she fell for it. However, in a fit of irony, it did nothing seeing as Formortiis had already been killed. The attempt at reverse psychology having backfired, the war continued out of nothing but spite, resulting in... Edited April 5, 2018 by Mad-manakete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) ...an overabundance of Sprite. The conquerors started loading water guns and ships with Sprite and engaged in a soda war with the Fire Kingdom, which resulted in... Edited April 26, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 The Fire Kingdom being put out. After successfully quelling the Fire Kingdom, the conquerors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Heard that everywhere the light touched was theirs, and so they set out to conquer that shadowy place over there, which was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...Remnant. However, they failed to take into account that nearly everything in that area is also a gun, and got riddled with more holes than Swiss cheese as a result, much to the dismay of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ... @Purple Mage, who started the idea of the conquerors (I think, anyway) and kept them alive this long. Meanwhile, Sage Halycon was taking a walk in the lost woods. Suddenly, he had a vision, and foresaw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) That great calamity was coming from remnant, so he revived the conquerors (but not the Daedric princes, they're gone FOREVER) and gave them the power to be immune to guns, naturally... Edited April 5, 2018 by Pengaius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 ...the people of Remnant attached bayonets to their guns. They also used improvised weaponry and martial arts, but in the end they proved no match for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 the conquerors, so they had to call in the strongest Huntsmen/Huntresses to beat the shit out of them. And they did. In order to make the conquerors actually STAY dead, the group of Huntsmen/Hutresses called upon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 ...the Goddess Artemis, who brought in her Hunters to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Remain chaste in the face of Garon (that boy sure had a LOT of concubines) unfortunately for them Garon went into SLIME MODE EX and... Uh... Well...you've seen enough hentai to know where THAT went... in the end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 ...Muk Garon didn't really DO the girls, he just slithered slowly towards them, allowing Thalia Grace, Artemis's lieutenant and Daughter of Zeus, to strike him down by calling forth a lightning bolt, frying Garon and eliminating him. Meanwhile, in the Underworld, Hades gives the rest of the conquerors a one-way trip back to the realm of the living. Wait, can we recall who they were, exactly? Rudolf Mark Chang Canas Etzel Owain Inigo Severa Lethe A Live Pair of Pants@Pengaius Feeling that he missed a few, @Purple Mage requested the aid of his fellow forumites. The first to respond was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 ...Artur, Boey, Danny Phantom, Etzel and the Ghostbusters had joined the conquerors when they reformed after being disbanded. However of these the Ghostbusters were charging quite a bit to stay on, so it was considered on whether or not to keep them. The other conquerors decided... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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