John Denver Fan Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 51. Take the alcoholic drinks and take them to the sports section and destroy them using a axe and yell "There is a new Prohibition" 52. Use the shopping carts and run while knocking shit of the shelves while riding the shopping cart Edited February 18, 2018 by John Denver Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
치퍼 존스 팬 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 53. Yell in the PA that there is a snake in the building 54. Throw a bike into the produce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) 55: Throwing baby powder on baby diapers section. 56: Play this song when avocados are on sale. Edited February 19, 2018 by umerol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 57. Bringing Amiibos into Walmart in your pocket and placing them in the check out place. 58. Play this song when Texas Pete hot sauce is on sale: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowAlchemist Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 59: bring some friends, and all of you arm yourselves with the kitchen supplies. Then stockpile a ton of food in one corner of the store (preferably where there isn’t food already) and barricade it with furniture. When the employees confront you, tell them you’re preparing for the zombie apocalypse. 60: go up to the checkout and try to order from the cashier like it’s a drive thru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 61. Reenact the experiment from Xenoblade Chronicles 62. Yell out BOMB!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 61. Reenact the experiment from Xenoblade Chronicles Elaborate please via our PM? Unless it's a spoiler, then elaborate when I get there. 63: Go in naked and sit on a display chair or whatever type of furniture they have, making sure your legs are spread in an "airing out" pose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 64. Throw a Nintendo 64 into the TVs in the electronics section 65: Make every radio in the store and even on the store's speakers play this song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 66. Reverse the conveyor belts at the checkout. 67. Remove the seals from all of the sealed products e.g. the tinfoil circle on the toothpaste ‚ pull the tops of the water bottles up etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 68. Replace tanning oil with cooking oil 69. No explanation needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 70. Smear peanut butter all over the toilet seats, urinals, sinks, and bathroom walls. 71. Tell the greeter, "You're adopted. You're parents don't even love you." 32 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 69. No explanation needed You're terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Just now, anniec8711 said: 70. Smear peanut butter all over the toilet seats, urinals, sinks, and bathroom walls. 71. Tell the greeter, "You're adopted. You're parents don't even love you." You're terrible terribly kinky 72. Berate every child you see 73. Open he games and start playing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 74: Bop some people with a squeaky hammer and some others with a real one. 75: Take some soil and some chia seeds and try to grow them in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 76. Swap the Chicken in the Deli Section with Nintendo Switch Games from the Electronics section 77. Yell that there is Hurricane Warning when it isn't Hurricane Season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 20 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 69. No explanation needed First I thought this had something to do with replacing tanning oil with cooking oil and then I got it. Nice. You won a million internets lol. 78: Release a boa constrictor into the store. 79: Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 80. Poison the mutton. 81. Blow up all the condoms like balloons ‚ put strings on them and hand the to the children who come into the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 82. Take a Nile Crocodile in the meat and deli section so it can eat all the meat it needs. 83. Spraypaint "This is the life of a *censored* guy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Pengaius said: 81. Blow up all the condoms like balloons ‚ put strings on them and hand the to the children who come into the store. This made me literally lol. 84: Poop in the display toilets. 85: Look into the security cameras and use them as a mirror while you pick your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: 84: Poop in the display toilets. Is that what some crazy people done in a stunt movie that was full of crazy people? 86. Yell that Yellowstone has erupted and to evacuate although it is thousands of kilometers away. 87. Tear off the seats off of the display toilets and toss them into the TVs in the electronics section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 88: If female, test the tampons in the middle of the aisle. 89: If male, do the above, only with condoms. Some crazy bitch actually did number 88 I heard omg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 90. Say that everything is free in the store over the speaker 91. Move every letter after the l in Walmart and put an l after said l to make it say Wallmart making people think it is new Wall Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 92. Scream for hours 93. Paint HELP ME! In red paint on the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 94. Get a street cone and some danger tape. Put them around several aisle and telling the people inside that there was a murder there. 95. Detach the sensor on the display tablets/phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 96: Put the biggest cucumber you can find in your pants sticking out like a boner. Even if you're female. ESPECIALLY if you're female. Proceed to walk around the store casually. 97: Try to put M&Ms on layaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 98. Take the TVs from the electronics section and smash them into the video game display cases. 99. Take the tires from the automotive section and make a makeshift kart and proceed to make 12 and do a Mario Kart style race around the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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