eclipse Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 189. Ask the children in the store if they need an adult. Especially if there's another one nearby. 190. Put the weight-loss books next to the candy aisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) 191. Play irl Zelda! Bring a replica master sword and smash all the containers yelling "Hyahhh!" 192. Depants people. Point and laugh at their choice of underwear. Edited February 28, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 193. Play IRL Banjo-Kazooie. Bring a back-pack and fill it with anything that looks like you could use it later. 194. Play IRL Crash Bandicoot. Get into the store-room and smash all the crates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 195. Go to the intercom and start making sex noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Miracle-Flora said: 195. Go to the intercom and start making sex noises. Somebody kinda did that at a Target! They played porn over the intercom. 196. Play IRL Spyro! Hoard the jewelry and try to glide off the tops of the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 197. Play a real life game of Fire Emblem, playing as the thief/Brigand class. 198. Go into the dressing room and play a game of Monopoly and yell "Walmart lost a game of Monopoly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 1, 2018 Author Share Posted March 1, 2018 199. Tell an employee there's a code 3 in housewares and walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 200. Eat one of the bananas in the produce section and carelessly toss it onto the ground. 201. Take some beer from the section of alcoholic beverages and take it it into the loo and sing this song while partying in said place: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 202: Play IRL Zelda and smash all of the jugs with your sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 1, 2018 Author Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Miracle-Flora said: 202: Play IRL Zelda and smash all of the jugs with your sword. Repeat! On 2/28/2018 at 5:21 AM, Dragoncat said: 191. Play irl Zelda! Bring a replica master sword and smash all the containers yelling "Hyahhh!" But who cares. 203: Rather than eating the bananas, stuff them in your pants and walk around winking at people. 204: Just walk around the store naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 205. Take Flora into the store and tell her to freeze the whole store. 206. Make this song play over the speakers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 207. Go around with a replica monado asking people if they have see a metal faced Mechon, and upon reaching any machine, charge at it. 208. Go around telling kids santas not real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 209. Bring a jukebox and play weeaboo music at full blast and dance like a maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I'll do you one better 210. Get a bunch of people to cosplay as Team RWBY and Team JNPR and have them charge and battle people dressed up as Grimm while this is playing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ94uM_e4P4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 207. Go around with a replica monado asking people if they have see a metal faced Mechon, and upon reaching any machine, charge at it. Shulk's drunk again. Or at least very lost and confused. 3 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 208. Go around telling kids santas not real 211. After telling kids Santa's not real, also tell them the Easter Bunny isn't real, but the Tooth Fairy is and she's actually a tooth witch and she will take teeth that haven't fallen out yet from kids who look like them in the middle of the night, example, a little girl wearing a My Little Pony shirt. Record their reactions and stick them on youtube. 212. Also record the parents' reactions and stick them on youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Shulk's drunk again. Or at least very lost and confused. 211. After telling kids Santa's not real, also tell them the Easter Bunny isn't real, but the Tooth Fairy is and she's actually a tooth witch and she will take teeth that haven't fallen out yet from kids who look like them in the middle of the night, example, a little girl wearing a My Little Pony shirt. Record their reactions and stick them on youtube. 212. Also record the parents' reactions and stick them on youtube. 213. Furthermore introduce them to the wonders of the Easter Wolf, who eats children on Easter morning while they're engaging in their Easter Egg hunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 214 Tell a kid how sex works in front of their parents. 215 Tell kids that for burgers to be made animals have to be killed and show them a graphic video of a meat processing plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) 216. Break all the fishing rods with a ton of strength. 217. Destroy every chair including the rocking chairs in the furniture section and afterwards sing this song: Edited March 2, 2018 by John Denver Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 218. Hold a cross and a Bible and go around the store telling people "Y'all need Jesus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 219. Trigger the sprinklers by lighting the floor on fire with oil and then sing "But I'll set fire to rain, watch it burn as I touched your face!" 220. Try to parkour on the freezer section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 On 03/02/18 at 9:43 AM, umerol said: 219. Trigger the sprinklers by lighting the floor on fire with oil and then sing "But I'll set fire to rain, watch it burn as I touched your face!! Man those sprinklers would make it worse, like if was a grease fire that came from knowledge on an episode of Forensic Files. 220. Play a real life version of Super Mario Bros. and eat a ton of mushrooms and say "Watch out Mario is going to kick some Goomba ass" 221. Replace the Easter stuff with Cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 222. Put monopoly money in all the greeting cards. 223. Read smut fanfics over the intercom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 224. Have a friend go into the store come in 20 minutes later staggering around find a place where a load of people have crowded around cough up a load of fake blood onto people and convulse rapidly before collapsing. Have the afformentioned friend take your pulse and say your dead. Watch the chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 225. Threaten staff with the ultimatum "be mine or you will burn" 226. redo this thread as a to-do list and let the staff read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 227. Dress as a monster from Monster Hunter and attack people. 228. Get a bow and some arrows. Shoot like Hanzo-mains. Bonus points for the ult quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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